The Twilight Saga: New Moon

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Robert Pattinson Tries To Put World Off Him, Fails

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Robert Pattinson may do his best to convince every single girl and woman on the planet that he’s just an average schmo, but it’s so not working.  In a(nother) new interview to promote New Moon, Rob claims that “if the fans were to talk to me for five minutes – the illusion would be gone!” Yes, because they would have passed out in a quivering heap and not be able to see their beloved “illusion.”

In the interview with New! magazine, Rob also addresses those rumors and admits he is a bit shy with a bar of soap: “it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting!” and that I’m-a-loser-with-ladies thing: “Any girl I’ve wanted to go out with in the past, I’ve lost to someone else.” You can do everything in your power to put us off you Rob, but, hey, everyone can’t get enough of your dull, stinky, hopeless self. [Photo: FilmMagic]

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RPattz: My Ego Can’t Cope With Success

Twilight star Robert Pattinson has already had the shock of his life, by signing up for a “really small” American film only to turn into the biggest craziest girl-obsession ever – and the poor love now admits he doesn’t know how to cope with the ever-escalating attention. After ‘fessing that he normally “stay[s] in the hotel” when he’s filming because of the teen-girl-and-snapper mob outside, RPattz admits that he’s finding it hard to come to terms with the success.

“It worries me because the whole Twilight thing keeps getting bigger and bigger and now it’s so big that even my own ego can’t cope with it. A certain amount of success you can mentally deal with, but there’s a point where you think, ‘Jesus Christ, what is this? I’m not that great!’” he told the Sunday Times magazine. But with vamp-freaks the world over drooling in anticipation of the New Moon release next week, Rob’s going to have to find some more space in that ego for further global craziness…

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Twi-Links: America Has New Moon Fever

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Kristen Stewart On RPattz Rumors: “I’m A Lesbian”

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If you look at photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, it’s kinda easy to tell they’re together. They spend every second givin’ each other they bone eye, ya know? But people are still hungry for some sort of confirmation from the couple (even though this recent Harper’s Bazaar interview all but confirms it), and so poor lil’ Kristen gets asked about her relash status a lot. Constantly. Daily.

So when Entertainment Weekly sat down with the mulleted Twilight star and asked if she’s currently petting Robert Pattinson, she kinda went off in that sassy way only a 19-year-old can pull off. And you know what – we totally love her for it. In Kristen Stewart‘s words:

“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it. But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child? I’ve thought about this a lot. There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’  I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F— off!’”

So there you have it, Twi-hards. She ain’t gonna ever reveal if she and Rob run their fingers through each others’ greasy hair, and you better believe Rob ain’t either. Apparently he tried to give a polite answer to EW’s question and his fiery little co-star cut him off to continue her rant. Now that’s how we like our starlets: sassy and with something to say.  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Twilight Fans Are Running Out Of Drool

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New Twilight photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart from the December issue of Harper’s Bazaar have just leaked on the web, rendering Twi-hards unable to work, speak, eat or breath. All they can do is gasp and squeal (and Twitter about said gasps and squeals) over the 47+ pics of their beloved Bella and Edward, groping each other in Prada couture. Even if you loathe everything about vamp mania, you can’t deny that these pictures are about as stunning and sextastic as they come.

Harper’s Bazaar will be revealing the actual Robsten cover tomorrow. Think they’ll switch things up or is this one the final pick?

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Check out the full gallery over at Robsessed. [via KStew411]

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OK!’s Insane Obsession With Rob And Kristen

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We’re less than a month away from New Moon, and of course the tabloids are beefing up their coverage of our favorite couple that never touches in public: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (see our ultimate Robsten photo gallery). But OK! Magazine has gone above and beyond in covering the couple, with some of the most absurd claims we’ve ever seen. We’ve compiled the 11 covers OK! has dedicated to the grungy pair since the beginning of May, and judging from their allegations, Rob and Kristen have really dealt with some serious ups and downs since reportedly getting together.

For fun, here’s our interpretation of OK!’s suggested timeline of six months of Robsten love drama: Kristen’s gotta pick Rob or her ex (Michael Angarano) – Wait, screw Michael, they’re in love – Ohhhh, now they’re obsessed with each other like Eminem and Mariah – Nope, Rob’s doin’ that chick from “Lost” – Oh, hey now, they’re back together again and it’s steamy – HOLY EFF THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED – Hm, this marriage thing sure is risky for Rob for some reason – Hey! They’re not private, we’re hanging out in their house! House? What house? It’s over!

Why, just a few weeks ago Ron and Kristen were engaged and canoodling in their “celestial palace,” and yet this week they’ve just magically gone and called their “wedding” off (Gossip Cop’s call bullsh*t on the story, natch). Forget that Kristen’s not even 20 years old and they’ve never actually even come out as a couple. Next thing you know, OK! will have them reconciling in space and adopting orphans from Africa while training to ride unicycles. Anything to sell a couple of issues, eh? [Photos: OK! Magazine]

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Taylor Makes Us Scream

The 2009 Scream Awards will air on Spike tomorrow night at 10PM/9c, and our favorite beefy, totally illegal to have a crush on star, Taylor Lautner, was in the house to accept the Best Fantasy Award on behalf of Twilight (clip above). Tune into the show tomorrow and catch more of Tay-Tay and his tasty abs in our giant gallery below.

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Ashley Greene On Her Fave New Moon Scene

Now that shooting for Eclipse has ended [sheds tear] the Twilight kids are busy promoting New Moon, which premieres in less than a month, not that we’re counting the days or anything. In this clip, Ashley Greene talks to our pals at MTV about her favorite scene in New Moon. Other interesting Twi-dirt that the starlet reveals: during down time she her co-stars watched our favorite YouTube video “Kittens Inspired By Kittens,” and she and Kristen Stewart are besties after bonding as some of the only girls on-set.

“During New Moon, especially in Italy, me and Kristen were, like, the only girls. So there was a lot of girly giggling going on,” says Ash. We have a hard time imagining Kristen Stewart doing anything girly that requires a smile, but we’ll take Ashley’s word for it!

Check out our giant gallery of Ashley Greene photos below!

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Twi-Links: The President Hearts Twilight

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Co-Star Claims KStew and Taylor Have “Undeniable Chemistry”

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Say what, Ashley Greene? The Twilight starlet – who plays fashionista vamp Alice Cullen in the flick – gushed recently that the upcoming New Moon is “a pretty hot movie,” mostly due to the “undeniable chemistry” between its stars, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. Gasp! How dare she even insinuate that it’s possible for sparks to fly between KStew and anyone who isn’t Mr. Dazzling himself, Robert Pattinson. Why, we thought Kristen and Rob were all busy acting as if they were married, and now she’s busy makin’ chemistry with Taylor!? The nerve.

Before our hearts break and we start acting out by driving dangerous motorbikes, we’re gonna chalk this one up to good ol’ movie making. Luckily, we can check out the werewolf and wannabe vamp in action at Spike’s Scream 2009, where Taylor will be presenting world premiere footage from New Moon. The awards show  – which tapes this Saturday – will air on Spike on Tuesday, October 27 at 10pm/9c. Squee!

For more of the dreamy teen wolf, check out our ultimate Taylor Lautner gallery below.

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