Our Twitter timeline is in full on meltdown mode over the Breaking Dawn teaser trailer for the actual trailer that Rob, Kristen and Taylor will present Sunday night at the MTV Movie Awards. Yes, it’s a trailer for a trailer. But hey, we’ll take it! Since we so enjoyed everyone freaking out, we asked people to tweet us their reactions to the trailer using the hashtag #BDreaction. Ours was “need more headboard,” which needs no explanation to you Twilight peeps out there. We’ve taken some of the many wonderful responses we received (thanks for playing guise, we heart you forever) and turned it into a poem declaring our universal excitement and joy (and desire for more R-rated scenes). Here’s the masterpiece you helped us create:
The Breaking Dawn Trailer Trailer: A Poem
HOLY F*CKING SH*T!
Can this be real life? I am dead.
Need more Bella. So f*cking beautiful.
Expensive flower budget. Dress Code: Beige. Miss the bouffant.
I want feathers. Let’s see feathers and more feathers.
Need more headboard. Never enough headboard.
Where’s the thrusting?
Isle Esme awaits, thank god.
Tuxedo blow job.
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Yes, this is Michael Sheen reading Twilight fan fiction on VH1′s Big Morning Buzz. We know — it is totally amazing. The Midnight in Paris actor was super cool and down to do anything when he visited the set…including a very serious dramatic reading of one of the most popular Twilight fan fics out there: Savage7289′s Unexpected Circumstances. Aro is king! Edward is a knight! A temperamental, hunky knight. ON A HORSE. Isabella is a serf-turned-wife of Edward. Why buy another supernatural young adult fiction book again when we can just read about Edward and Bella living in a castle?
Enjoy Sheen’s dramatic reading and then kick back, grab a bottle of Pinot (Noir or Grigio, readers’ choice) and read Unexpected Circumstances. We’re only in Chapter 2 but we have a feeling Bella and Sir Edward are gonna do it. (Eventually. We hope. Do they have headboards in medieval times?)
[Author shout out: Savage7289 on Twitter/Blog]
Kristen Stewart is known for two things on the red carpet: 1) rocking fierce, flawless fashion and 2) slipping into something a little more comfortable before the night is over. Funny, we did the exact same thing on our prom night, except our dress was on sale at Express and not a show-stopping Proenza Schouler. The actress’ very real approach to dressing up—and down— is one of our favorite things about her. She’s publicly declared her hatred of heels and exchanges them for Chucks or Keds at just about every event (she even left the Oscars barefoot). There’s something very comforting about seeing a star deal with the discomfort of dressing up just like we do. She’s human! Isn’t that a novel thought?
Below are seven of Kristen’s best red carpet dress ups n’ dress downs. Each pic features her red carpet look and her much more casual post-carpet outfit. Is it weird that we often prefer the jeans and sneakers to the haute couture?
We LOVE it when co-stars get together (Robsten, anyone?), and we are particularly fond of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone. Maybe it’s because of Ashley’s sweet personality and timeless beauty, or the way Jackson got our panties twisted when we interviewed him at the Eclipse premiere. (That Southern charm and those blue eyes are the real deal, ya’ll! He had us swooning.) Or perhaps it’s that we adore the relationship of their Twilight characters, Alice and Jasper, and have a thing for on-screen couples who do it IRL. Whatever it is, when we read this report that Jackson and Ashley were making out after Jackson’s 100 Monkeys concert in LA this weekend, we for reals shouted, “PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUEEEEEEE!!”
Yes, according to The Daily, the pair was spotted getting their kiss on all night at Angels and Kings, where Nikki Reed and American Idol boyfriend Paul McDonald were also hanging out. In April, Ashley and Jackson were allegedly caught holding hands while out to lunch. While this could just be a case of friends with benefits, we’re praying to the celeb couple gods that it’s true love destined for dog adopting and airport cuddling…like another pair of on n’ off screen lovebirds we adore so much.
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The caption on these photos of Ashley Greene arriving at JFK claims that she is pictured “without makeup.” Seriously? Cuz she’s practically glowing in these pics. You know what that means, right? Her skin is just naturally flawless; she rolls out of bed and looks like someone gently buffed her skin with diamonds and sea salt before setting her on her merry way. She’s also one of those girls who can pull her hair into a messy bun and it looks like a red carpet-worthy hairdo. (As opposed to our messy bun, which is of the ‘I just huffed on the treadmill for 20 minutes and then stood outside a Rite Aid eating Peeps that I bought for half off’ variety.) Oh Ash, how we envy you. The Skateland star—whose adorable casual style is underrated by the people who rate things like that —kept things au naturel in a hoodie, suede boots and a tribal tote.
[Photo: Splash News Online]
Nikki Reed has wrapped on Breaking Dawn and is now focused on her latest role: girlfriend to rejected American Idol Paul McDonald. We spotted the pair in the audience of last night’s show looking all cuddle-y and close and they were later seen leaving the Troubador together hand in hand. They must be in love as Nikki seems to have coordinated her bag with Paul’s…what is that, a handkerchief? Oh, dudes and their “style.” LOLs forever, amirite ladies?
We’re gonna assume Nikki’s recent trip down to Huntsville, Alabama had something to do with Paul too – after all that’s where the guy is from. Is there anything more timeless than the love between a Southern rocker and his Hollywood gal pal? They’re totally the new Gregg Allman and Cher, guys! But with a happier ending, we hope.
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SPOILER ALERT! In addition to LOLS a’plenty, there might be a little girl-on-girl kiss action in Bridesmaids. We got a chance to catch up with two of the movie’s stars, Wendi McLendon-Covey and Ellie Kemper, and asked them about that intimate moment and if they think they have a shot grabbing that Best Kiss crown away from Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (who will surely be nominated for Breaking Dawn). Check out their answer above; our entire conversation with the funny ladies lives below the jump. Bridesmaids opens May 13th, but you know this already—duh.
Where were you when Robert Pattinson answered a question about Kristen Stewart in which she was referred to as “[his] girlfriend”? True story: we were sitting at our desk drinking out of our Twilight cup. Then suddenly 100 doves landed on our desk holding a banner in their beaks that read, “Rob just basically confirmed Kristen is his girlfriend to a German TV reporter!” and we shed a single tear shaped like Stephenie Meyer‘s face.
To commemorate this monumental day we’ve gathered 25 of our favorite pictures of Rob and Kristen gazing lovingly at each other. They’ve been giving each other such looks since back in the innocent Twilight days, as if they knew it was only a matter of time before they would become Hollywood’s Worst Kept Secret. They may not ever talk about their relationship, but there’s no hiding what’s written all over their faces.*
Even though Breaking Dawn just wrapped shooting, the madness surrounding the film has barely begun. We won’t be seeing the movie until November, but Entertainment Weekly has already revealed their latest Twilight covers. The photos are pretty straight forward, one features Edward and Bella (Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart) kissing foreheads, the other shows Jacob (Taylor Lautner) giving the camera his wolfiest Blue Steel. What’s most interesting, surely, is the story inside, in which we learn a bit more about some of the major moments in the film. You know: wedding, Brazil bone sesh, crazy clawing baby blood-fest, in that order.
First up, Kristen talks about her fake big day: “It was one of the coolest things that I’ve done. There was a certain point when I walked on set, and I saw everyone from the entire cast sitting there in the pews, about to do their bit. And it was just so perfect for me in that moment. It was so emotional in such a real way. I literally felt like thanking them for coming.” Yeah, we know it’s adorable because she and Rob are doing kissy things in public, but it’s even sweeter thinking of the entire cast coming together like that at the end of three years of making movies together. Tears, shed.
As for the honeymoon cherry-popping and the vampire birth, director Bill Condon says, “We shot everything — whether it’s the lovemaking or the childbirth — as potent and powerful as it can be.” HELLS TO THE YES.
To say we’re excited for Breaking Dawn would be the greatest understatement known to mankind. And the best part? All the good stuff happens in the first movie! Which means the second half of Breaking Dawn is just gonna be Stephenie Meyer sitting in a chair explaining for 2 hours how she came up with the concept of “imprinting,” right?
[Photos: Entertainment Weekly]
Well, we tried to come up with a creative way to post these pictures of the final Breaking Dawn shoot in St. Thomas this weekend, but we ‘re stumped. Why the brain fart? Because we can’t focus when staring at two perfect specimens trotting around half-naked on a beautiful beach. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart in hardly any clothes? The best we can come up with is “asdfghjklasdfghjkasdfghjkl”
That’s not to say we didn’t try. Here are some alternate names for this post that we batted around:
- Do Want Kristen Stewart’s Bikini Body
- World’s Best Day Job
- Oh To Be Wardrobe Assistant For A Day
- Fail Me Now, Sticky Tape
- The Luckiest Ocean In The World
We’d love to hear your suggestions, so please get typing. That is, if you can stop staring.
[Photo: Splash News Online]