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Ahhh, the badasses. You know them — the cool girls, the ones with edge, who leave your mouth open in awe every time they walk by. They’re the ones who don’t give an eff what you think about them, and that’s what makes them so damn cool. Even better, they look totally hot when showing off a little skin. But who will take home the gold — Lady Gaga, Michelle Rodriguez, Kristen Stewart or Megan Fox?
What’s that awful, high-pitched sound, you ask? Why it’s your FABlife team squeeing in unison over the new Entertainment Weekly that just came out today. Because, as many of you have noted on Twitter: we are fangirls. We love this image for many reasons — the gorgeous couple is wet, Bella’s making her best f*ck me face, her hair looks real, there is wedding ring action. The accompanying interview is even better; Rob and Kristen “shush” each other like an old married couple and they seem energized by the project and director Bill Condon‘s enthusiasm for the film and the creative process. (Yep, we fangirl Condon too.)
But we’re particularly intrigued by Edward’s face of fear on the cover. While Bella looks like she’s about to lay some sexy smack down, Edward looks paralyzed with terror (sexy terror, we should add). So what exactly happened to elicit such a reaction from the 108-year-old vampire? We’ve got our guesses below. What are yours?
Mike Newton showed up to test out some gear from his family’s camping store.
Bella whispered in his ear that she’s into BDSM and wants to tie him up.
A really delicious-looking deer pranced over to sip water at the edge of the falls.
Someone played him Rebecca Black‘s “Friday” video for the first time.
Esme just called to tell him that the headboard in the master bedroom is a family heirloom and realllllly important to her.
Kiowa Gordon, known for playing the shape-shifting werewolf Embry Call in the Twilight franchise, has been arrested in Mesa, Arizona for suspicion of driving under the influence. Things got even more grim for the Twi-hottie when cops discovered that he also had an outstanding warrant, TMZ is reporting. Apparently the 21-year-old Kiowa skipped out on a court appearance in February 2010 for possession of drug paraphernalia and distributing alcohol to minors. The Breaking Dawn actor is reportedly still in custody, but we’ll be sure to give you updates on this breaking story! So far we have no word from any Team Jacob reps.
UPDATE:TMZ is reporting that Kiowa was not arrested for a DUI, but instead pulled over for what police called “routine registration check” in Tempe, AZ. It was during the check that the police computer revealed his outstanding warrant, and the actor was then brought into custody.
It looks like Marky Mark and Leo are definitely Team Jacob!Ã‚Â Taylor Lautner has been making heats beat faster ever since getting his defining role as everyone’s favorite dreamy teen wolf (sorry, MTV) in the Twilight Saga. And even former teen (current adult) heart-throbs Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio aren’t immune to his charms! The two senior badasses made light of Taylor’s star power at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s annual luncheon yesterday in Los Angeles.
“I am sitting at a table with a gentleman who is better looking than you and is in better shape than me,” Marky admitted to Leo while on stage. “So, we’re both out of a job, dude. Taylor Lautner! We’re screwed. It’s over, dude. Titanic and Boogie Nights were a long time ago. I accept it. I had a good run and on to the next.” Leo nodded in agreement and the room roared with laughter. What did the object of the attention think of all this? “It’s so odd,” he told E! Online reporter Marc Malkin.Ã‚Â “It’s such an honor. I’m up on the stage and talking in front of people like that? The people that I looked up to my entire life? Hearing words like that from Mark and everybody it’s just really surreal.”
Do you think Taylor has what it takes to be the next Leo or Mark? Let us know in the poll below!
Well, here’s a new candidate for Person We’d Least Like To Be Today. Summit, the studio behind the Twilight franchise, has named one of the people they believe is responsible for hacking their site (illegally, obviously) and releasing tons of photos and clips from Twilight: Breaking Dawn. If your name is Daiana Santia and you live in Posadas, Argentina, well, your week is about to get reallllll crappy.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Summit scoured four continents searching for the culprits using an investigative firm and lawyers. They somehow discovered the perps in the northern part of the country, and have filed civil lawsuits against them in the U.S. and are taking “criminal action” in Argentina. As if that wasn’t bad enough, Rob Pattinson once called the hackers “dicks.” Isn’t that the harshest punishment of all?
And because it is 2011, a fake Twitter account, @DaianaInJail, is already active. Let’s hope the person behind it just sticks to Tweeting.
OK, Robert Pattinson didn’t really “bite” a baby, per se. But still, when a fan asked the most famous vampire this side of Dracula (and certainly the cutest) to faux bite her three month old baby, he had to oblige. Rob admitted to a number of bizarre fan requests while being interviewed by Cineplex at this year’s Comicon with lady love Kirsten Stewart. But he says that this baby biting thing totally threw him. At first he wondered if he was supposed to sign it!
“I didn’t really understand the reality of the situation at that point… But there is a picture of me somewhere on the Internet biting this baby.” We’re sure it’ll surface soon. “I didn’t actually like, touch it,” he was quick to add. “The baby is so young the entire head fit into my mouth.” It takes a special kind of man to make headlines all over the world for biting a baby, and still not find himself with a court case (or even a fan backlash). Rpatz is such a man.
For most of us, just seeing her royal hotness Kristen Stewart in person would be cause enough for us to squee our polyester pants. But for some 6,000 lucky attendees at Comic-Con yesterday, the lady herself spilled about filming one of the most squee-worthy scene in the entire Twilight Saga: the wedding scene with vamp-love Robert Pattinson! “I’d been ramping up to shoot that scene for four years,” she told the assembled crowd at the Breaking Dawn press junket. “They also put it at the end of the entire filming…When I got to set I was just as nervous and terrfiied as I expected myself to be.”
And for good reason: the scene features some of the most guarded wardrobe selections in Hollywood, and our fair K-Stew had to deal with White House-level secrecy. “I had to go get locked away in a room for the rest of the day because I was locked into my dress and had to protect it. It was secret service-style security. Everyone was grumbling around the set, ‘I can’t have a cell phone.’ It was like, ‘You don’t understand how much this means to us, thank you so much. If this dress gets on the internet I’ll die!’ That really was crazy.” Luckily for her (but unfortunately for us) no on set pix of the gown have leaked, so you’ll just have to wait ’til it blows up theaters nation wide in November to check it out!
One of the highlights of yesterday’s Comic Con coverage was discovering that Rob Pattinson had not altered his half-short, half-long haircut that he received on the set of Cosmopolis. (See photos from yesterday’s Twilight: Breaking Dawn panels) Without dropping any spoilers, the hair is a big plot point in the book/upcoming movie, and we just assumed he’d buzz it all off when the shoot ended. Can’t you just imagine Kristen Stewart popping some pies in the oven and then going after him with an electric razor while Bear barks at their feet? Er, at least that’s how we envision it, anyway.
But in true Rob form he’s left it untouched and doesn’t seem to care how ridiculous it looks – which we love. The guy is not vain to the point of hilarity (remember last summer’s giant road trip beard?), and it’s his lack of vanity mixed with his God-given good looks that make him even more attractive. And honestly, it doesn’t look bad. It’s like the male version of it girl Alice Dellal‘s hairdo, and it will now probably become a trend among hipsters who desperately want to look like they don’t give a s**t (but actually do).
We want to know what you think Rob should do with his hair. Vote in our poll and offer up your style advice in the comments. While you’re at it, check out this cute interview Rob and Kristen did together for Cineplex yesterday. You get a good look at his hair in action, as well as some other favorite RobSten staples: Rob laughing at himself and hugging his knee, Kristen mimicking his accent and trying to convince the viewer that the bit Rob is doing about audience size is not how he really feels. Please don’t ever break up, you two. The world needs your cuteness to survive.
It’s here! Breaking Dawn day at Comic-Con! While we’ve been anxiously awaiting this day amidst air conditioning at our desks, hitting refresh on our browsers every five seconds, thousands of much more dedicated Twi-hards have been camped out in San Diego since Monday. Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed and Julia Jones were among the Twilight stars who were kind enough to wake up at the break of dawn (see what we did there?!) to roll out of bed (in full hair and makeup) and sign autographs for fans. Check out the pics below and continue to check back as we delightfully cover Comic-Con all afternoon.
Kristen Stewart looks hot doing pretty much anything. We’ve accepted this a long time ago. In fact, we’re thinking of writing an illustrated children’s book called ‘Kristen Stewart Is Hot’, featuring our beloved Kstew going around doing random things (think ‘Green Eggs and Ham’). “Kristen Stewart looks hot unloading the dishwasher, Kristen Stewart Looks Hot changing her brake fluid,” etc. And this would be the page for “Kristen Stewart looks hot getting her passport renewed.”
Our heroine is back from visiting her vamp Robert Pattinson on the set of Cosmopolis in Toronto, and she’s re-upping her passport presumably so she could make the trip up north again soon. While we look like the kid from The Ring in our passport photo (*throwback reference!*), we can tell that hers certainly must be a work of art. Don’t believe us? Check the gallery below for more proof!