We wish we could claim we were at all surprised by Nick Cannon‘s super TMI overshares on Howard Stern this morning. Scandalized, yes, but not surprised. Doesn’t it make a lot of sense that Nick and Mariah Carey would make love to Mimi’s music? Doesn’t it somehow feel right? Everyone else in the world has done it at some point; why shouldn’t they get the opportunity as well? That’s where we draw the line, though. Cannon’s admission that, uh, he masturbates to Mariah’s ballad “Hero” or how he and Mariah abstained from sex before marriage were a bit much. “It was Mariah Carey. If Mariah Carey gave a bad blowjob, I’m still going in,” Cannon said by way of explaining their abstinence. “Either way she’s still one of the most beautiful women on the planet.” Oh jeez, why did you have to call to mind a Mariah Carey blowjob? Now there is no way Mariah won’t scream at you over this!
On the other hand, Nick’s so friendly and goofy during the interview, we’re sure Mariah will only berate at him for a few hours. And let’s be honest…he might like. That doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t drop our monocles over the details of their sex life. Honestly, it’s almost like Jay-Z blowing up Beyonce‘s sexual spot. No,…forget we said that. That would never, ever, ever happen. Ever. If it would, you know we would immediately put it in our 20 Celebrity Sex Overshares:
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Sex and babies are a natural part of life. Finding out about the weird, intimate details of celebrity sex and babies … well, it’s a natural part of our lives, but still…ew. Latest on the overshare hit parade is Jack Black, who had some graphic (though incredibly sweet!) things to say about sex after marriage. “I think the sex actually improves once you’ve sealed the deal. It gets better,” the Kung Fu Panda 2 actor told Entertainment Tonight when asked if he had any advice for a newly-engaged Angelina Jolie. “Maybe not for everyone, but for me, once we sealed the deal and we shut off all the exit holes and said, ‘No, this is it. We’re in it for life,’ then we really let loose.” Hey, Jack, if we could have you say that again, but without using the phrases “shut off all the exit holes” or “really let loose,” that would be great. Still TMI, but great.
Not to be outdone, Hilary Duff shared an anecdote about her adorable new son Luca Cruz…that you should probably stop eating to read. “You know what was a big milestone? The belly button falling off,” Hilary told People today. “That was a huge one. And then I wanted to keep it but my husband was like, ‘No, that’s gross, you can’t keep it!’ I’m like, ‘I’m totally keeping it,’ and I secretly kept it.” Laughed Duff, “It’s in a Ziploc bag in the back of my makeup drawer. Luca’s going to think I’m a freak!” Well, he’ll definitely be one of several, girl! So which story do you wish you could go back and unread: Jack’s exit-hole-free sex life, or Hilary’s anatomical memento? Keep in mind that whichever you pick, both will still be burned into your brain forever.
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We already know the cast of Glee is super comfortable getting half-naked with each other. But according to Glee’s Lea Michele, farting in front of each other has now become the norm too. That show gets more and more like our actual high school experience every day! Well, except for the excellent singing and good-looking people. Mainly just the farting, we guess.
Explains Michele, due to that exquisite level of comfort, any chemistry you seen during kisses between Cory Monteith and her character Rachel are purely of the gastronomical variety. Says Michele, “We’re such good friends that we’ve passed that level of weirdness. Cory farts in front of me.” So, passing one level of weirdness and going straight to another, smellier level. At least you don’t run the risk of another on-screen romance going wrong like Mark Salling and Naya Rivera, though you might have to slip on a gas mask from time to time.
Explains Lea, “I see the people in the tabloids, the ones that get bad press, who have kind of gone off the edge, and I try to study them so that I don’t do that.” Talking about a co-worker’s gas problems though? A-okay with us! Despite all the noxious fumes and irate parents surrounding the Gleeks, Lea knows it’s all worth it, saying “There is some bad stuff that comes with this kind of popularity. But no matter what’s going on in my life, the next thing I know, we’re jumping on mattresses, having slushies thrown at us—or just having fun with each other. It really does make everything OK.” Aw! Even if we have to pinch our noses around you, we think you Glee kids are just too cute! [Photos: Getty Images]
Elton John came under fire when he agreed to perform at Rush Limbaugh‘s wedding earlier this year, but in an interview with the Telegraph, John defends his actions and says he did it in an effort to change Limbaugh’s mind about gay marriage. As another example of unlikely friendships, John mentioned Eminem, saying that he thinks their 2001 Grammy performance and subsequent friendship helped Eminem overcome his homophobia. As proof, Elton says that for his own civil partnership ceremony, Eminem “gave David [Furnish] and me two diamond-encrusted cock-rings.” Stars – they’re just like us! Am I right? And, you know, it’s so nice when your friends know you well enough to go off the registry.
The rest of the interview is a great read if you’re into Elton John and want to read about all the benders he went on in the 1970s and how nowadays he refuses to own a cell phone or computer. We’re guessing he has no problem with the relative low-tech-ness of his special wedding gift though. Although the scratching potential just seems dangerous.
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We’re bizarrely smitten with the Beckhams. Maybe we just think David is hot, or maybe it’s because in the movie version of our life, the end credits would have “Spice Up Your Life” playing over them, but we can’t get enough of the Tom Cruise-lovin’, smoldering, artificially-colored power couple. Especially when Victoria decides to put away her pout and actually joke around.
People has compiled some of Posh’s best quotes and we’re kind of impressed with this one we haven’t heard before, where she describes her hubby’s, um, endowment, in an Armani ad. She says “He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!” And here we thought Victoria was blissfully unaware of anything remotely having to do with tilling of soil, common people, etc. And also, wow. [Photo: Getty Images]