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Trace Cyrus And Brenda Song Break It Off Their Engagement

Trace Cyrus And Brenda Song Break Engagement

Well, this is going to make the engagement party awkward…not to mention the bi-monthly family screening of The Social Network! Just days after Miley Cyrus announced her engagement to boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, brother Trace Cyrus reveals that he and actress Brenda Song are calling it quits. “Brenda and I have decided to go our separate ways,” Trace said in a statement. “We split up a couple of months ago. We will continue to focus on our careers.” Hmm…could it be that only one Cyrus can be engaged at one time in order to maintain order in the universe? Has anyone seen Cabin In The Woods? No spoilers, but….really makes you think, doesn’t it?

Song and Cyrus have been engaged since last October, a fact made even more tragic by our realization that Song & Cyrus would make an amazing band name. Meanwhile, we’re wondering what happened to those Trace/Brenda pregnancy rumors that were swirling around last summer? “I wish Brenda the best and much success in the future,” Trace concludes. “I hope everyone can respect our privacy about this situation.” Oh, don’t worry, Trace. As soon as the paps catch Miley trying on veils, no one’s going to remember your heartbreaking romance even existed.

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Miley Cyrus Wasn’t Kidding About That “Awkward Family Photo”

Miley Cyrus knows that while some things change (like the social acceptability of mullets and denim shirts), other things stay the same. For example, things like Billy Ray Cyrus‘s fierce Blue Steel modeling pose. “Awkward family photos. Look @billyraycyrus always giving face!,” the singer tweeted last night along with a childhood snapshot featuring Miley alongside her pops, mom Tish and three of her absurdly blond siblings, including older brother Trace Cyrus. Is it us, or does Billy Ray look like he is somehow Photobombing his own family? Go ahead and close up shop, Awkward Family Photos. We know it’s not a contest, but somehow Miley still just managed to win.

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Brenda Song Pregnant With Trace Cyrus’ Baby?

Celebuzz is reporting that Brenda Song is pregnant with Trace Cyrus‘ child!  Brenda’s 23 years old and is best known for her role on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody and we all know of 22-year-old Trace because he’s a Cyrus and part of the now defunct Metro Station. They’ve been dating quietly for a couple of months and made their first appearance together at Nylon’s party in early May. Either of their reps haven’t said anything just yet, but the news is spreading like wildfire! Congratulations to the young parents-to-be and to Aunty Miley Cyrus as well!

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Trace Cyrus Says Ashley Tisdale Is The “Worst Person I’ve Met”

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Trace Cyrus has been our favorite member of the Cyrus family ever since we first saw him on the red carpet, posing with his family. Miley‘s older brother clearly marches to the beat of his own drum and doesn’t care about starting beefs with anyone, not even if they’re part of the same Disney family that gave Miley her start.

Trace appears to be in a feud with High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale, as evidence by a couple of harsh tweets he posted about the actress. He wrote yesterday “I’ve met and know a bunch of celebrities. By for the worst person I’ve met in my life is Ashley Tisdale. I’ve never had someone who dosnt know me AT ALL make up so many rumors and bullshit about me. You don’t even know me b*tch.” The tweets appear to be unprovoked as we can’t find any quotes, fake or real, from Ashley about Trace. We’re wondering what could have gotten Trace so riled up, and anxiously await Tisdale’s response. Trace’s Twitter is fairly entertaining though regardless of the feuds he’s engaged in. He talks about celebrities, UFO’s and daily affirmations – in a way he’s like a more clear-headed Spencer Pratt – enjoyable to read but without the spiritual crystals and violent outbursts.

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Trace Cyrus Goes Cream Soda Crazy At NYLON’s Young Hollywood Party

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Watching wild man Trace Cyrus grip his Suite Life Of Zack & Cody girl Brenda Song and swig from his cream soda bottle at NYLON’s Young Hollywood party sure puts sister Miley‘s wrap party lapdance in perspective. How can we expect her to conform to society’s norms with this tattooed hedonist as a role model? Imagine, that much sugar at night…and we’re not even talking about Brenda! With hellcats like Peaches Geldof, Amber Rose, Kristen Cavallari and Zac Efron also in attendance, it’s amazing the roof wasn’t blown clean off. See these stars and more in the gallery below.

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