You guys! We give you complete run of the Internet and this is what you do with it: dragoon Mark Wahlberg into starring in Transformers 4! Now that Shia LaBeouf has bid so long to the giant homicidal robots of his youth, Michael Bay has had to shut down a few rumors about who might star in the fourth installment of the series. And by “shut down,” we mean “confirm by making a reality.” “I squashed a rumor that was on the Internet last week,” the director posted to his website. “It was about Mark Walhberg. Mark was rumored to be starring in Transformers 4. We are working on another movie together, not T4. I had such a great time working with Mark on Pain and Gain, and he gave such a great performance – well, let’s say that very internet chatter gave me some ideas.” Just when you think your Internet comments might not actually change the face of American cinema … Michael Bay goes and proves you wrong. We hope you’re happy with yourselves!
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