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True Blood, WTF: 5 Painful Moments From ‘F— The Pain Away’

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It was not a good time for parent-child relationships on last night’s True Blood. From Jessica being so high on fairy blood she wanted to make out with her dad to the ghost of Sookie’s father trying to drown her all over again, to the LAVTF pitting Eric and Pam against each other, it looked like everyone would have been better off orphaned and childless. Even Alcide and his dad, in this draggiest of werewolf storylines, had a sad, petty fight. Oh, but there was just a little bit of sexy going on — no, not just the terrible screwing for science in the vampire camp, but also some good old-fashioned Jason booty. Thank you, True Blood! Here are the episode’s rather tragic WTF moments:
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Warlow, WTF? True Blood‘s 5 Twisted Moments From “At Last”

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We are feeling about as frustrated as Willa Burrell these days: Four episodes into this season of True Blood, and still, no sex. Some mighty good teasing happened in this installment — and one shirtless Eric scene — but, yeah, it’s still all about the body count. Still, considering we got that fantastic vampire-blood-induced Jason and “Ben” fantasy sequence, we might be feeling rather forgiving of this fact. Flip through our five favorite WTF moments from last night, and let us know if you share these mixed feelings.
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Fangbanging: A Complete Guide To All Of True Blood‘s Sex Scenes

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Yeah, True Blood is a show about vampires and werewolves and werepanthers and fairies and witches and Dionysian cults, but it’s also a show about sex. In the past six seasons, True Blood has given us so many weird, wacky and downright hot sex scenes, that it’s hard to keep them all straight.

Which is why we’ve put together a complete guide of all of True Blood‘s sex scenes. Hey, it’s for science.

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True Blood WTF: 5 Chilling Moments From “You’re No Good”

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Do I have a Jason-size concussion, or have we gone a full three episodes into this season of True Blood without one sex scene? This is very disturbing, guys. I thought for sure Eric would at least get it on with the governor’s daughter, just for a fun interlude between vampire rights crises, but no such luck. We’ll have to make do with that super-charged scene of him licking his own blood off her finger. That Miss Willa Burrell is but one of the many new characters we can’t tell whether to trust or not — was she going to lick Eric’s blood to get the power to escape, or just for sexytimes? While we wait for the mysteries of Ben Flynn, the Vampire Unity kids and Niall to slowwwwly unravel, let’s look back at the WTF-ery of the episode.

1. Bill’s on fire, AGAIN. “You’re not god, Bill. You’re just an a–hole,” Sookie tells him later in the episode. Ha! He’s not quite as invincible as he thought, but still quite scary.
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True Blood WTF: 5 Screwy Moments From “The Sun”

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So, yeah, this vampire-human war as metaphor for civil rights theme has gotten beyond heavy handed on True Blood, hasn’t it? Remember when the battle was all about Jason going to sleepaway camp with Reverend Steve Newlin and his hot wife? But to make up for it, this week’s episode did give us a few skin-crawling scenes that it is our pleasure to relive with you right now…
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True Blood, WTF? The 5 Most Shocking Scenes From Last Night

Well, the sixth season of True Blood premiered last night, and as usual, we were left scratching our heads. Is Billith a monster or a really sweet dad? Are werewolves the worst? What’s up with Andy Bellefluer’s offspring? How come we get to see all these ladies full frontal, but Alcide is so tastefully covered? Here, to recap all of the crazy, pantsless glory of the episode, we present to you the 5 most WTF moments of the night. (And for the stars’ memories of their most WTF scenes, watch the video above!)
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Pam And Tara: True Blood’s Cutest Couple? Discuss!

Last season on True Blood, we saw the beginnings of a crazy but hot — and strangely cute — pairing between Pam and her new vampire “daughter” Tara. (OK, when you use those incestuous terms, it’s a little less hot, but you know what we mean.) When VH1 News hit the red carpet for the premiere of season six, we asked the stars — and author Charlaine Harris — what they thought of the chemistry between the angry lady fangers, played by Kristin Bauer van Straten and Rutina Wesley.

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20 Reasons Why True Blood Has The Sexiest Cast On Television

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True Blood returns to TV screens tonight on HBO. While we can’t wait to watch all the vampires, werewolves, witches, shapeshifters and fairies get into it, we’re more excited to watch the cast get back into bed with each other. True Blood might be about people involved with the supernatural, but its cast is the most super sexy group of people to have ever been on television.

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True Blood‘s Stephen Moyer Gets Aroused While Filming Sex Scenes

One of the sexiest shows on TV is HBO’s True Blood and everyone knows why: those sex scenes! The Gossip Table has learned that one actor gets extremely into his work. Noah Levy reports that Stephen Moyer, who portrays vampire Bill Compton, gets aroused while filming sex scenes. That’s right, all those times he bedding Sookie, he’s really (thinking about) going at it. But that’s fine, considering Anna Paquin is his wife. But does Moyer also share the same passion for his gay sex scenes?

Which celebrity’s dog is wreaking mayhem? The Gossip Table has the scoop!

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True Love: Who Should Sookie Choose In The End? Vote!

Those of us who are fans of both True Blood and the Charlaine Harris Southern Vampire novels on which it is loosely based are in a bit of a weird place right now. We’re still mourning the end of the book franchise (with Dead Ever After, which came out in May), while we bounce in our seats waiting for season six to premiere on Sunday. And even weirder, now that we know who book Sookie Stackhouse chooses from among her many suitors (we won’t spoil it for you), should we anticipate that the series will end this way too? Admire Sook’s admirers for a moment, and then vote on your own favorite hunk of supernatural love.

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