What’s this? More photos of Robsten trying hard not to be seen together?! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may have walked the BAFTAs red carpet alone and sat separately at the awards show last night, but the pair quickly left the after party together in a sports car, which leads us to ask: what is the f*cking point, guys?! Just come out as a couple already!
KStew and RPattz both looked incredibly awkward on the red carpet – she slouched and moped in a Chanel dress, while Rob wandered around aimlessly with his stringy hair in his face. Had they arrived together, he could have reminded her to stand up straight, while she could have pushed that mess out of his eyes. The could have even tenderly embraced (with tongues, please) when she snagged the Orange Rising Star Award.
But instead the pair had to wallow in their weirdness alone, which is particularly depressing when you’re 19 and still haven’t figured out how to stand in a dress. Oh well. At least we know they probably made up for the separation when they got back to their hotel room. [Cue fangirl squeal!]
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That’s right, ladies…he’s legal! New Moon studmuffin Taylor Lautner turns 18 today, freeing a nation of ab enthusiasts to incorporate his ridonkolous chassis into their slash fiction. Next time some Twi-hard’s mother asks Taylor to sign her underwear, there’s nothing keeping him from whisking the aging Team Jacob member away on a moonlight motorcycle ride before putting the F in MILF at a four-star hotel. Nothing criminal, anyway.
Celebrate Taylor’s entree into manhood by popping on “Hungry Like The Wolf” and scouring the mega-gallery below.
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Now that we’ve revealed the Five Cheesiest Moments from The Twilight Saga: New Moon, let’s discuss what made the Twi-hards go wild. Here are our top five favorite moments from the much-anticipated sequel. Spoilers ahead!
5. We’ll be honest. We thought Anna Kendrick‘s role as Jessica in Twilight was annoying and poorly acted. Homegirl stepped it up for New Moon! She provided some of the most (intentionally) funny moments in the film as she frankly expressed her annoyance with Bella’s depression and lack of appreciation for shopping.
Our top four moments after the jump…
Twilight Saga: New Moon review time! We caught New Moon last night (yes, squeee!), and while the movie will undoubtedly make Twi-hards bubble over with excitement as the title card rolls, the much-anticipated film was filled with moments of ridiculous lines, shots, and less-than-Pixar quality animation. [Ed. note: While Taylor Lautner standing in the rain shirtless, above, may seem to qualify as cheese-tastic, there were far too many squeals of joy in the theater for us to knock it.]
Here are our top five most unintentionally hilarious moments (and yes, there are spoilers up ahead):
5. The animated wolves. If they looked fake on the big screen, we can’t imagine how horrible they’ll be on our 27″ screens on DVD.
Four more Velveeta-licious moments after the jump!
Okay, okay, Twi-hards, no need to get your Edward Cullen undies in a bunch! Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart merely posed for the paps at the premiere of New Moon in Los Angeles last night, while Robert Pattinson avoided perpetuating the Robsten gossip by flying solo down the red carpet. His shocked expression can probably be attributed to the hordes of crazed fans begging him to bite their neck. The entire New Moon cast showed up for the American premiere, including Dakota Fanning, Nikki Reed, Ashley Greene, and Anna Kendrick. Unsurprising Twilight fanatics like Emma Roberts and Jennifer Love Hewitt accompanied the cast on the carpet, as did closeted Twi-hard 50 Cent, proving no one is immune to the vampire craze.
The fashion was “dazzling,” with many of the ladies donning sequins, jewels, and sparkles. The guys went for a Mad Men-esque look with slim-fitting suits and skinny ties.
Missing from the red carpet was Rachelle Leferve, who tweeted “being fired from Eclipse tonight was just 2 emotional 4 me & I couldn’t manage it. So sorry.” Bryce Dallas Howard was cast to replace Leferve as “Victoria” in The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. [Photos: Getty Images]
We’ve stared at our share of Kristen Stewart photos, and trust us – the Twilight star has serious style. While she keeps it super casual during her down time, she favors towering heels, super-short hem lines, and edgy mini-dresses while strolling the red carpet. Kristen may have declared herself “skinny fat,” but you wouldn’t know it from her stick-thin legs, which she flaunts with fervor. Low-key hair, smokey eyes and minimal jewelery complete K-Stew’s signature look. Not many stars can manage looking both beautiful and bad-ass (hello, bullet skirt!), but this girl’s got it down.
We’ve picked the best of the actress’ looks – ranging from the 2008 and 2009 VMAs to her recent European press tour promoting New Moon – for our gallery below. Is it any wonder that she caught Robert Pattinson‘s eye? [Photos: GettyImages]
Kristen Stewart, is that really you? The Twilight star looked unusually frisky at a fan party last night in Madrid (the cast’s second photo call that day), showing up in a slip of a dress complete with see-through skirt panels. You’re an adult now, Kristen—you shouldn’t be showing Taylor Lautner your underwear! One has to wonder what’s bringing out clumsy Kristen’s stylish wild side…someone want to ask Rob Pattinson?
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Well, it’s kinda official: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are indeed a couple! Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke has definitely-maybe confirmed their relationship in an interview with Time magazine. She says: “After I cast him, I told Rob, ‘Don’t even think about having a romance with her. She’s under 18. You will be arrested.'”
When pressed about the status of their alleged love affair, Hardwick adds, “I didn’t have a camera in the hotel room. I cannot say. But in terms of what Kristen told me directly, it didn’t happen on the first movie. Nothing crossed the line while on the first film. I think it took a long time for Kristen to realize, ‘O.K., I’ve got to give this a go and really try to be with this person.'”
Um, so…there you have it. Kristen straight-up told her that she and Rob are getting that bed head from bedding each other, and hey – they held hands in public! What other proof do we need? Well, okay – a kiss would be nice. [Photo: GettyImages]
Who ever said Twilight was only for Robert Pattinson-obsessed fangirls? The lovely Ashley Greene is this month’s Maxim cover girl, and the sultry star manages to bring a whole lot of sex appeal to her relatively tame photo shoot. Not that we need string bikinis to admire beauty, but it is Maxim. You can check out more pics here, and flip through our giant Ashley Greene photo gallery below.
The Twilight photos keep pouring in from Europe. New Moon stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner have been to Paris, London, and now Madrid for three consecutive premieres, and the jet-setting appears to be wearing on Robsten‘s red carpet composure. While the cast consistently looks fab (check out Stewart’s bangin’ pumps), it seems Pattinson caught a case of the chuckles in Spain. Pattinson’s giggly face is a welcome alternative to Edward Cullen’s often stoic, albeit handsome, facial expression. [Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]