We’re less than a month away from New Moon, and of course the tabloids are beefing up their coverage of our favorite couple that never touches in public: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (see our ultimate Robsten photo gallery). But OK! Magazine has gone above and beyond in covering the couple, with some of the most absurd claims we’ve ever seen. We’ve compiled the 11 covers OK! has dedicated to the grungy pair since the beginning of May, and judging from their allegations, Rob and Kristen have really dealt with some serious ups and downs since reportedly getting together.
For fun, here’s our interpretation of OK!’s suggested timeline of six months of Robsten love drama: Kristen’s gotta pick Rob or her ex (Michael Angarano) – Wait, screw Michael, they’re in love – Ohhhh, now they’re obsessed with each other like Eminem and Mariah – Nope, Rob’s doin’ that chick from “Lost” – Oh, hey now, they’re back together again and it’s steamy – HOLY EFF THEY’RE GETTING MARRIED – Hm, this marriage thing sure is risky for Rob for some reason – Hey! They’re not private, we’re hanging out in their house! House? What house? It’s over!
Why, just a few weeks ago Ron and Kristen were engaged and canoodling in their “celestial palace,” and yet this week they’ve just magically gone and called their “wedding” off (Gossip Cop’s call bullsh*t on the story, natch). Forget that Kristen’s not even 20 years old and they’ve never actually even come out as a couple. Next thing you know, OK! will have them reconciling in space and adopting orphans from Africa while training to ride unicycles. Anything to sell a couple of issues, eh? [Photos: OK! Magazine]
The 2009 Scream Awards will air on Spike tomorrow night at 10PM/9c, and our favorite beefy, totally illegal to have a crush on star, Taylor Lautner, was in the house to accept the Best Fantasy Award on behalf of Twilight (clip above). Tune into the show tomorrow and catch more of Tay-Tay and his tasty abs in our giant gallery below.
Now that shooting for Eclipse has ended [sheds tear] the Twilight kids are busy promoting New Moon, which premieres in less than a month, not that we’re counting the days or anything. In this clip, Ashley Greene talks to our pals at MTV about her favorite scene in New Moon. Other interesting Twi-dirt that the starlet reveals: during down time she her co-stars watched our favorite YouTube video “Kittens Inspired By Kittens,” and she and Kristen Stewart are besties after bonding as some of the only girls on-set.
“During New Moon, especially in Italy, me and Kristen were, like, the only girls. So there was a lot of girly giggling going on,” says Ash. We have a hard time imagining Kristen Stewart doing anything girly that requires a smile, but we’ll take Ashley’s word for it!
Check out our giant gallery of Ashley Greene photos below!
As part of our, uh, Twilight hobby, TheFABlife has combed through tons of pics to bring you this massive photo gallery of everyone’s favorite maybe-couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Even if there’s nothing going on between the two (or is there?), they at least look lovely together on-screen (peeps pics from New Moon).
Check out our gallery below and remind us in the comments of any of favorite photos of them together that we may have missed. Long live Robsten! [Photo: GettyImages]
Their characters are rivals in the Twilight movies, and now Robert Pattinson may have some real-life beef with his smiley co-star Taylor Lautner. According to a Sun Times source, Rob has apparently been getting “a little jealous” of all the attention TayTay and his rippling abs are getting these days while out promoting New Moon. The British actor has repeatedly told the press, “I’m not the lead in the second film. Taylor is,” but a production insider insists there’s a rivalry brewing behind the scenes.
Says the spy: “While Rob despises all the paparazzi and crazy magazine stories, he still has the usual actor’s big ego thing going on. He wants his privacy, but he also loves having arrived on the A-list and knows that being in the public eye is part of that. If he really wanted to avoid the press, you wouldn’t see him hitting all the hot nightclubs and restaurants in Hollywood or Vancouver. … He knows that’s where the paparazzi hang out.”
Oh, and Taylor? The 17 year old is a “total sweetheart, who gets a kick out of all the attention,” says the source. “He loves his fans, he loves this successful roller coaster he’s on and he’s very fond of Rob, as a colleague and friend.”
Interesting! Do you think there’s a rivalry brewing between the Twi-boys? If so, who do you think is the bigger star? Vote in our poll below and let us know!
Just another miserable day in the life of Kristen Stewart. The introverted Twilight actress spent a night down in Los Angeles this weekend, and was accosted by photographers as she tried to make her way into LAX to return to Vancouver yesterday. In a recent interview, KStew divulged the ways in which fame has paralyzed her life – “I don’t leave my hotel room — literally, I don’t” – and judging by her expression, we’d guess she’s pretty pissed off that the paparazzi’s constant attention has forced her inside.
At least she’s got some old lady hobbies to keep herself entertained. Stewie strolled into the airport lugging a set of knitting needles, and she’s also been spotted on-set knitting up a storm. Maybe she’s making a new beanie for her beloved Robert Pattinson?
But her grandmotherly interests don’t stop there! A fellow passenger on her flight back to the ‘Couve tweeted about the starlet devouring Mark Twain‘s Letters from the Earth on the plane. Awww – she’s a granny and a geek! Just another reason we adore our favorite anti-Hollywood icon. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Say what, Ashley Greene? The Twilight starlet – who plays fashionista vamp Alice Cullen in the flick – gushed recently that the upcoming New Moon is “a pretty hot movie,” mostly due to the “undeniable chemistry” between its stars, Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner. Gasp! How dare she even insinuate that it’s possible for sparks to fly between KStew and anyone who isn’t Mr. Dazzling himself, Robert Pattinson. Why, we thought Kristen and Rob were all busy acting as if they were married, and now she’s busy makin’ chemistry with Taylor!? The nerve.
Before our hearts break and we start acting out by driving dangerous motorbikes, we’re gonna chalk this one up to good ol’ movie making. Luckily, we can check out the werewolf and wannabe vamp in action at Spike’s Scream 2009, where Taylor will be presenting world premiere footage from New Moon. The awards show – which tapes this Saturday – will air on Spike on Tuesday, October 27 at 10pm/9c. Squee!
For more of the dreamy teen wolf, check out our ultimate Taylor Lautner gallery below.
Poor OK! Magazine. The tabloid finally figured out that no one was interested in buying its boring cover stories about Jennifer Aniston’s phantom fetuses, and is desperately wooing the Twi-hards, hoping they can save their flailing rag. Sadly, no true Twilight fan (yes, we mean TheFABlife staff) is gonna fall for this kinda crap.
The magazine’s cover alludes that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart – the world’s most introverted and camera-shy stars since J.D. Salinger – declared – to a tabloid - “we’re already like a married couple!” It also boasts of exclusive photos of their shared hotel suite (alleged, natch) and insider info on their relash, that OK! claims, through clever word choices, were supplied by Robsten. Nice try.
As Jezebel points out, OK! claims the that couple shares an entire floor of the hotel, but their exclusive hotel photos are just ripped off the Sheraton’s website. Then there are the horrendously cheesy descriptions of their time together, that are so sappy even Stephenie Meyer wouldn’t write them: “Their room contains no fewer than six natural gas fireplaces, in front of which Rob serenades Kristen with Van Morrison and John Lee Hooker tunes on one of his Gibson guitars,” and “[after a run-in with paparazzi] they ascended to their celestial nest and left the real world behind.”
So not okay, OK!. Luckily, sensible Twilight twitter sites (like the hilarious KStew411) are openly mocking the glorious, steaming pile of BS. We Twi-hards may love vampire stories, but even OK!’s claims are too fantastical for our tastes. [Photo: OK!]
Check out photos of the alleged lovebirds in the gallery below.
Twi-hards are going crazy today for these new photos of Allure Magazine’s November cover girl, Kristen Stewart. We can’t say we blame them; KStew looks stunning, and for a girl who claims to be awkward, she certainly knows how to work it in front of the camera. You can check out all the pics in our gallery below. Be sure to peep her style evolution, too. Looks like she’s revisiting her tomboy roots these days! [Photos: Allure]