The Twilight Saga

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Robert Pattinson Is Pissed Off

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Robert Pattinson (photos) and Kristen Stewart (photos) are back in the same city (finally, amirite?!) and, of course they’re back to being attached at their perfect, pale hips. Stew was off filming On the Road in the Bayou while Rob was taking his giant beard on a tour of his hometown, London. Reunited in Los Angeles, the pair was spotted by E! News sucking face at SoHo House (beard-free, thankfully) and last night they were sniffed out by paparazzi dining together at Ago in West Hollywood.

While some sites are declaring it “Rob and Kristen’s Romantical Date Night OMG!!!” we’d argue that the evening seemed to end on a sour note. GrizzlyRob has been replaced by PissedtheEffOffRob (Hello, Teen Choice Awards shirt), and he seemed clearly annoyed that photogs interrupted his night of wooing his lady-friend. Kristen seems less than pleased by the attention as well (not like she’s ever thrilled to see a camera), and we’re sure some fans will be miffed that their night of wining, dining and matching sneakers was ruined by paps.

But these two are smart enough to realize that a dinner date in West Hollywood (aka Celebrity-ville) is gonna get noticed. Yes, we know Robsten is the most private couple in Hollywood, but do you think there’s any chance they’re maybe not totally opposed to the occasional bit of attention, especially if it gets the message across that they’re together? Just asking, of course! Leave your opinions, thoughts and flames in the comments…we love to hear from you.

[Ed. note: the above image is both the scariest and hottest picture of Robert Pattinson that we've ever seen. Carry on.]

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Workout Queen Ashley Greene Is Gonna Look Buff For Breaking Dawn

Ashley Greene (photos) has one thing on her mind right now and no, it’s not popping Joe Jonas’ cherry. The uber-lovely actress has been spending a serious amount of time at the gym lately, which leads us to believe she’s gearing up to look extra hot in Breaking Dawn. Makes sense – the two-part movie has a ton of fight scenes and she’s getting paid a rumored $3 million for the final Twilight films. It’s kinda her job to look good, even if she seems just fine to us already. Jennifer Aniston, Ashley is gunning for your Best Legs in Hollywood crown – watch your head!

We admire Ashley’s commitment to physical fitness, even if these photos of her recent trips to the gym do fill us with jealousy (we have issues). Her body looks amazing as is, she has adorable gym clothes and as a result, she looks amazing in her adorable gym clothes. She what we’re getting at? Her perfection is perfectly aggravating. Yes, Ashley, we’d trade lives with you – even if it meant having to slum it with a JoeBro. You’ve got the goods, girlfriend. We can’t wait to see you flaunt it in that awful Alice wig.

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Meet Mackenzie Foy: Can Breaking Dawn’s Newest Star Handle The Fame And Frenzy?

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Mackenzie Foy‘s life is about to get a whole lot sparkle-y-er (look, a new word!). The lovely child/actress model has landed the role of Renesmee in the final Twilight movie Breaking Dawn, and will play Kristen Stewart (photos) and Robert Pattinson‘s (photos) rapidly aging half-vamp offspring. Not bad for a nine-year-old kid whose biggest credit thus far seems to be playing “Little Girl” on Til Death.

While Mackenzie has clearly hit the jackpot, there are a few things she needs to navigate over the 6 month shoot.

  • Playing the child love interest of a werewolf. Yes, we know Jacob imprints on her and isn’t a child molester or anything, but still it’s creepy-deepy. It’s a big story-line to handle for an actor of any age, much less a nine year old.
  • Her new-found fame. Mackenzie is essentially playing the 4th most important role in Twilight, behind Bella, Edward and Forks High School receptionist Mrs. Cope. That’s a lot of pressure for a tiny lady. Luckily she has fellow child actor and movie mom Kristen Stewart around to mentor her.
  • The paparazzi. Will they stalk her outside of soccer practice and track her every move? Answer: no doubt.
  • The drama! What does Mackenzie think of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart doing the secret nasty? Does she even know what the nasty is? She better get some sex education quick, because inquiring minds want to know what she thinks – the first being Nikki Reed, natch.

As long as she can get through the trials and tribulations of going from unknown to superstar faster than you can say “dazzling,” Mackenzie should be all set. We wish the little lady the best! And for the rest of you hungry to see her in action, please enjoy the first ever (as far as we can tell) Mackenzie Foy fan video, below.

[Photo: MackenzieFoy.com]

by Liz Black

Maggie Grace Cast In Breaking Dawn

Psst! This post contains slight spoilers about Twilight: Breaking Dawn! If you haven’t read the books and don’t know what happens, consider yourself warned.

On Lost, Maggie Grace played Shannon, the bitchy, sunbathing brat whose brother died and eventually gets killed herself. It was just announced that Grace has been cast in Twilight: Breaking Dawn as Irina, the bitchy vampire whose lover died and eventually gets killed herself.  (So she had good reason to be bitchy, but still, she seriously put a damper on Edward and Bella’s plans for eternal love for a while.)

Of course, the similarities end there so this isn’t actually just typecasting. On Lost, Grace was just a spoiled rich kid who was only useful when someone needed something translated from French to English. In Twilight, she’s the focal point for the entire second half of the book and the story hinges on her after she makes accusations about Edward and Bella’s baby, Renesmée. While Grace isn’t who we pictured for the role, we think it’s an interesting choice. What say you, Twilight fans? Do you think she can bring what’s needed (vengeance, sparkliness, spying skills) to the role?

by Lauren Olson (Deiman)

Which Vamp Looks Hotter In His Skivvies?

Surely catering to the worldwide lusting-for-vampires epidemic, designer Calvin Klein recruited two of today’s hottest bloodsuckers for his new Elements underwear collection. Representing “Earth” in his green undies, Twilight‘s Kellan Lutz will be competing for billboard space with True Blood‘s Mehcad Brooks. Which beefcake looks hotter in his briefs? Get up close and personal in the gallery below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Ashley Greene: Fashion Win At Donna Karan

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This weekend we got a lot of slack on Twitter for not loving Ashley Greene‘s VMA outfit. We even were told to “sit down,” which is easy for us to do because we sit on our asses all day blogging and eating Wheat Thins. But yeah, point taken. Thus we thought this would be a good time to clarify our deep, invested feelings about Ashley’s fashion picks. Ready?

We LOVE her casual look. She does the beautiful regular girl thing so well, with her collection of skinny jeans and ballet flats and flowy tops. She looks effortless, and it’s impossible to tell if she’s wearing make up or not because her face is all sorts of flawless. But sometimes her red carpet looks fall a bit flat to us, like at last year’s VMAS, for example. Other times, we gush over them; her Eclipse premiere dress still makes us melt with envy. Does this mean we “hate” Ashley Greene? No. We don’t know her. We’re bloggers. We hope Joe Jonas is kissing the sh*t out of those pretty lips and makin’ her happy. All hail Queen Greene.

But we did want to take this time to gush about a recent Ash outfit that we LOVE. Girlfriend is back in NYC for Fashion Week, and popped up at Donna Karan in this sea-green number. We love the loose look – she can totally pull it off because you know there’s a tiny bod of steel (see Ashley in a bikini!) underneath. The side ponytail, clean make up and understated (but just enough) jewels compliment the look enough without over-saturating it, leaving room for THOSE SHOES. Oh, do we just love a statement shoe.

This is the high glam Ashley we love! A bit risky, a lot of color, yet still simple and classy. Now the real question is – do you also dig this outfit or are we gonna disagree on Ash Fashion forever? Flame us in the comments!

[Photo: GettyImages]

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Robert Pattinson Road Trips Across America, On His Way To Visit Kristen Stewart?

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Robert Pattinson (photos) is currently driving through the Southern states – New Mexico and Texas so far – and fans are hypothesizing that he’s on his way to visit girlfriend Kristen Stewart (photos) in New Orleans, where she’s currently shooting On The Road. He’s been spotted with a full-on Santa beard sipping beers and ordering wine at restaurants with pal Tom Sturridge (and maybe Sam Bradley) in tow, and has graciously posed for photos with fans, even though he’s clearly attempting one of America’s timeless traditions incognito.

Said one woman who spotted Pattinson in Santa Fe, “He paid with a card in his name. He had the whole beard and hat thing to try to not stand out,” and “…he’s very polite, quiet, un-douchey and knows his wine…And I guess he’s on a road trip with some buddies.”

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by Halle Kiefer (@hallekiefer)

Breaking Dawn Birth Scene Will Be As “Intense” As The Book, Says Director

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Anyone familiar with The Twilight Saga has always had plenty of questions about the Breaking Dawn birth scene: How will they film it? What are they going to show? How many gallons of fake blood will the prop department drizzle over Kristen Stewart? Well guys, get ready to watch the scene with your hands clamped over your eyes like you’d hoped, because according to screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg and director Bill Condon, the Breaking Dawn birth scene is going to be every bit as jaw-dropping as the original.

Says Rosenberg, “We’re working on it. And we’re working on it to be as intense as it is in the book.” We appreciate their refusal to cop out on such an important scene; it’s an integral part of the final book, even if it does require Robert Pattinson to “assist the delivery” in a way that would make even the most hard-core horror fan shudder.

Adds Rosenberg,”I don’t think it’s about the amount of blood you show,” she says. “It’s on their faces. It’s all from Bella’s point of view when you’re seeing what’s going [on]. It should feel visceral. I think it’s going to be pretty intense.” We can’t wait! We just have to remember to bring our smelling salts to the movie theater; we don’t want the usher to worry if we fall into a dead faint. Which we almost certainly will. [Photo: Getty Images]

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Taylor Lautner Sues Because He Didn’t Get A Fancy Trailer

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Taylor Lautner is mad. Suing mad. ‘Cause when Tay-Tay asks for his trailer, you better deliver. We kid you not. Everyone’s favorite werewolf was scheduled to start filming a new movie and had, on the 1st of May, sealed a deal with a company called McMahon’s RV. They were supposed to deliver a fancy $300,000 2006 Affinity Country Coach RV to Taylor by June 21st because that’s when filming commenced and Tay needed a space to oil down his abs in private. (We kid.) We googled the mobile home, and lets just say that it is fancier than our apartment could ever hope to be.

Unfortunately, McMahon dropped off the trailer but it wasn’t exactly in mint condition and allegedly had multiple safety violations,  which, as the legal papers say, resulted “in displeasure, annoyance and emotional distress of Taylor Lautner.”

Just give the dude his trailer, okay? Is that so much to ask for? Don’t you know he phases when he gets angry? Or worse still, do you really, want him to sic the wolf pack on you?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by Kate Spencer (@katespencer)

Ashley Greene Trying Way Too Hard To Get Attention

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You know the paparazzi who stalk Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? Someone should send them Ashley Greene‘s way. The girl is desperate for someone to look at her, as she made clear yesterday while watching her maybe-boyfriend Joe Jonas play in some charity baseball game.

Just the fact that she’s trying to tempt us with a maybe-boyfriend is a sure sign that Ash is courting the cameras. OMG are they or aren’t they?!?! Uh, we don’t give a sh*t, either way. Caressing Joe Jonas’ face would have gone a long way in 2007, but these days, no one really cares about who he and his giant eyebrows are going to third base with.

The thing is, Ashley is likable without having to try so hard. She obviously scores an A on the Hotness Test and comes across as a sweet, relaxed, flip flops n’ jeans type of gal. She’s not the worst actor in Twilight – which is saying a lot – and she’s a football fan, which is the number one requirement for getting generic American men to like you.

We’ve all seen how well the sexy tomboy routine has done for Cameron Diaz, so why doesn’t Ashley slip on one of the 46 pairs of flip flops you know she has in her closet and ditch the Joe Bro for some surfer brah? We promise it’s a way better move than trying to mirror what Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner had: you know, a relationship dreamed up in a PR office somewhere off of Sunset.

[Photo: Splash News Online]