To be honest with you, we’re getting to the point where we really think that Rihanna is using her Twitter feed exclusively to mess with us. Oh, and to tweet bikini selfies. But otherwise it’s mostly to keep us guessing about the state of her relationship with Chris Brown. Days after accidentally sharing a night club with Breezy’s ex Karrueche Tran, something seems to have gone down between the controversial couple, because Rihanna set her Twitter feed on fire with some furious tweets.
“Boys will be boys!!! Cause they can’t be men,” she wrote this morning, and yesterday she posted a picture on Instagram with text that read “I have to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be’ I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.” A second one soon followed that read ”You can have results or excuses not both,” with a caption simply saying “Choices.” We’re not sure what’s up, but Riri seems pissed!
Tee hee! We’re so glad it was Adam Lambert who criticized the singing in Les Miserables and not, say, any other person on the planet. “Les Mis: Visually impressive w great Emotional performances. But the score suffered massively with great actors PRETENDING to be singers,” the singer lamented last night as part of a truly winning Twitter rant. “The industry will say “these actors were so brave to attempt singing this score live”but why not cast actors who could actually sound good?” Now how are you going to argue with Adam Lambert on this issue? Claim he doesn’t know what good singing sounds like? Doing so would be but a fool’s errand, son.
Obviously, Les Miz fans were more than a little miffed at Glambert’s review. We still haven’t seen the sweeping epic (we know!), so we will withhold judgement, though to be fair we’ve heard mixed opinions about the vocal performance of everyone from Anne Hathaway to Russell Crowe since the first trailer dropped. What’s ironic about the whole thing is that Les Miz is basically the Adam Lambert of movie musicals: amazing hair, flawless wardrobe, maybe a little too grandiose but we’d all be disappointed if it wasn’t over-the-top. Even better? It’s not like Lamber’s apologizing! “Sorry for being so harsh but it’s so True!,” he tweeted. “I’m so glad we are all discussing this now! Look-I grew up w this musical and so my expectations are quite high. Didn’t mean to b negative.” You’re totally forgiven, Adam. Now what did you think of The Guilt Trip? Don’t hold back! Show Barbra no mercy! Rip Rogen to shreds!
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The holidays are a time to celebrate goodwill for all human kind. And that’s cool and all, but that stuff gets sort of old after a while. So now let’s take a minute and take a look at all famous folks who didn’t get the peace and harmony memo! We’ve assembled our list of the top 20 most brutal celebrity beat-downs of 2012. Join us in a chant of “Fight fight fight!” and check it out!
20. Rita Ora vs. Rob Kardashian: Rita Whora’s Revenge
Rob Kardashian didn’t handle his heartbreak all that great following his split with Rita Ora. Instead of posting passive aggressive Facebook statuses like the rest of us, he went on an all-out Twitter assault against his former flame, claiming that she cheated on him with 20 dudes, and coining the obvious pun, “Rita Whora,” which became a trending topic soon after. #Revenge? #SmallVictories
Stitches required: Just 1 for Rob’s broken heart.
Model and donk queen Coco posts dozens upon dozens of scandalous booty pics to Twitter every second (slight exaggeration), and her husband Ice-T is totally cool with it. But when photos of her getting uncomfortably close to another man are posted: Look out! Ice has officially thawed into a very pissed off dude. It all started on Saturday when rap impresario AP9 posted pics to his Instagram of himself at a nightclub getting cozy with Coco. The images have since been deleted (along with the rest of his Instagram account) but they showed the two cuddling, nuzzling and giving each other pecks on the cheek and neck.
Coco’s first reaction to the photos was just laugh it off. “Woke up to people in a panic about some pics,” she wrote to her Twitter followers. “Please guys, I’m happily married. Sometimes fans and friends take silly pics. It’s harmless. #RELAX.” But Ice did not relax, and posted a series of angry tweets giving his views on the situation. “Don’t get it twisted, I’m not happy about this s—. Most of ]the pictures] are disrespectful and in bad taste. She’s made me look and feel like s—. I say this on Twitter because there’s no way to avoid the obvious misconduct of a married couple.”
Coco owned up to her mistake soon after. “Ice is right, the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened,” she insisted. “I feel so sad,the bottom line is I love Ice & I can understand why he’s upset theres no excuse for my actions. I’m so sorry baby & to evryone.” The storm seems to have blown over, and Ice even went so far as to delete his tweets regarding the subject. “I said my part. No need to promote the situation,” he explained when asked why he had done so.
We know they’ll pull through, because they’re pretty much the cutest duo of all time. Head down to the gallery below to see our favorite photos of our favorite couple!
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If Eminem’s little girl starting a twitter feud with Taylor Swift isn’t weird enough for you, hold on because this story is about to get even stranger. It turns out that the twitter account purported to belong to Hailie Jade Mathers was actually an imposter. On Monday a person using the handle “@hailiejade_x” tweeted antagonistic messages at T-Swift after it was reported that the singer is dating British boybander Harry Styles of One Direction. “If @taylorswift13 is really dating the love of my life @harry_styles I will not be happy!” the tweets read. “Dear @taylorswift13, please stop whoring around with every guy you see. We all know you’re only doing it so you can make another album.”
The tweets made headlines around the world, and the beefer known as Hailie soon felt guilty and apologized for the outburst. End of story, right? Wrong. A rep for Eminem told E! News this morning that the rapper’s daughter was not behind the shenanigans, and the Taylor Swift hater’s account has since been deleted. Hailie Jade has been the subject of numerous twitter hoaxes over the years. This time we were SO SURE we’d found the right one. It looks just like him, right guys!? We guess we were wrong. Or we were right, and Eminem was so pissed at his daughter that he made her delete her twitter account as punishment. He seems like a strict dad.
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Oh, Rob Kardashian, we feel your pain…or rather, we felt your pain until you went ahead and put it on Twitter. After recently breaking up with lady friend Rita Ora, Rob allegedly took to Twitter to let the world know how badly the “Hot Right Now” singer done him dirt. “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!,” Kardashian ranted in the now deleted posts. “I’m actually disgusted a woman could give up her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year’s time whle trying to start a career.” The semi-imaginative insult “Rita Whora” is now trending across the Twitterscape, and yet somehow, defying all logic, Rob Kardashian manages to come across like the bigger jerk. Proving once again that nothing is impossible with the power of the Internet!
Now, we’re not saying we would want to get cheated on with 20 guys either; our boyfriend would have so much explaining to do. Clearly Rob has every right to hate her beautiful guts, but there is literally no reason to tweet about your famous ex’s infidelities other than inciting total strangers to hate her on the Internet. And just on the Internet if she’s lucky! Remember those whack jobs who sent death threats after the recent Chris Brown Twitter debacle? Everyone knows that people on the Internet be cray!
Flame wars happen all the time on the internet, but things are getting scarily real in the Twitter feud between one-man controversy machine Chris Brown and writer Jenny Johnson. The social media beef on the Sunday resulted in Brown deleting his account after dishing out a barrage of misogynistic, offensive and frankly pretty gross insults directed toward the comedian. But now some members of Team Breezy are apparently not happy, and they’re making their displeasure known by making death threats against Johnson.
But the Texas-based writer is taking it all in stride. “We are doing a bit of investigating… to see who are writing them and if they should be taken seriously, or just something we need to ignore,” she told Celebuzz. “We are trying to discover if it’s just a bunch of kids goofing off or something else. I’m just letting it go right now.” She admitted to being surprised that the beef with the celeb went as far as it did. “I was surprised to wake up and read about it and find my name on The View and CNN.”
Rihanna is definitely one lady you do not want to mess with on Twitter. She’ll deliver verbal smack-downs, comebacks and barbs that will make you cry if aimed at you, and cry with laughter if they’re not! British broadcaster Piers Morgan learned that the hard way last night by tweeting something nasty about the singer’s new short hairdo. ” Ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast,” he wrote. The singer responded swiftly be saying that he needed to “grow a d–k…FAST.” Boom, y’all. He played with fire, and he got burned. We could have told you that would happen, Piers. She’s the Oscar Wilde of Twitter, giving us some hilariously quotable gems that never fail to make us smile. Check out some of our favorites below!
10. One snarky (or maybe just helpful?) fan wrote to Rihanna saying “Umm…u do know ur boobs r hanging out in like all of ur videos…right? #JustCheckin…”
Either Nikki Reed tweeted a super rude text about Robert Pattinson while at Coachella, or the world’s most skilled Photoshopper just pulled a fast one on every Robsten fan on the Internet. That was our initial thought when we first saw the alleged tweet sent by Reed: “Met a girl at #Coachella who asked me to give a letter to Rob. Um, I will if his bodyguards let me…” That’s a subtle burn right there! Fortunately, according to Gossip Cop the supposed slam is simply the work of an prankster. So what we’re hearing is…Rob will get any letter that we hand to Nikki Reed? Oh good! We spent ever so much time writing them!
Nikki herself took to Twitter this afternoon to clarify that someone had merely Punk’d us all. “I never tweeted that guys. Go to my twitter and whosay page to see my tweets. Anyone can write a tweet with my twitter handle,” Reed tweeted with a near audible sigh. “I never write nasty things about people. Especially not my friends or co workers. That was clearly photoshopped. Let’s get it together and stop getting excited over negativity. Lets focus on the good and start spreading positive messages.” Right, spreading positive messages we’ve written on tear-stained stationary and handed to Nikki Reed! Thanks so much for passing those along, girl!
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We guess you couldn’t pass a law against just Courtney Love using Twitter … could you? Only her? We know legislature aimed at one specific unstable individual probably wouldn’t fly with the Supreme Court, but we don’t know how else you can stop Love from making some pretty repulsive accusations via social media. For example, her Twitter rant early this week accusing Dave Grohl of trying to sleep with her daughter Frances Bean Cobain. “Well if bean did have sex with @davegrohl which I’ve now heard reliable sources and a driver 3rd time, its fine on her part, he’s insane,” Love claimed in part. Reliable sources and a driver 3rd time, you say? Looks like Courtney might have a quite a case of her own! What it’s a case of, exactly, we’re not completely sure.
“Unfortunately Courtney is on another hateful twitter rant. These new accusations are upsetting, offensive and absolutely untrue,” Grohl replied through his rep yesterday with an almost audible sigh. Today Frances herself denied the icky accusations, telling Us Weekly, “While I’m generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I’m in a monogamous relationship [with the Rambles' Isaiah Silva], and very happy.” Said Bean, “Twitter should ban my mother.” Unfortunately for you, Frances, if they didn’t ban her after her first three or four…hundred Twitter defamation lawsuits, we highly doubt they are going to start now.
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