You know how The Secret suggests you make a vision board decorated with all your deepest desires so that the Universe will know you want a new dishwasher or a pony or a smaller brain tumor? Twitter is kind of like that, but instead of a cork board, you use the Internet and instead of the Universe, you are telling us. Plus it actually works! Alexa Vega knows what we’re talking about at least, and her wish seems to be “for everyone in America to know I’m hot.” The Machete Kills actress posted a booty shot yesterday, bragging “Cliff jumping in #Maui.” While we would personally be worried about all the coral, rock and stuff that could scrape our bare butts, what easier way is there to tell people you are an adult babe than with a thong picture? There is none.
You might recall how the internet blew up when the Spy Kids actress first announced her attractiveness via Twitter photo this past summer. Since then she’s been keeping up her Twitter game, what with her Machete Kills outfit and her Halloween costume and what appears to be a smattering of other photos on Instagram. You put your hotness out into the world, and the world recognizes your hotness. It makes a lot of sense. We should tell Oprah about this. What are we saying? Oprah already knows. Oprah has already been knowing.
Newly-minted Golden Globe winner Lena Dunham made some unfortunate headlines recently following some unkind remarks about her from shock-jock Howard Stern. Luckily that all ended peacefully, but now the multi-talented Girls star is throwing some shade of her own: At pop goddess Rihanna! Oh girl, didn’t you read our post about Riri’s most vicious Twitter slams? This could be bad news, you guys.
Lena appeared on Alec Baldwin’s podcast Here’s The Thing (lulz) and admitted that she “used to be really into” Rihanna. But lately she feels that her DGAF attitude has gone a little too far, and worries about the effect that she’s having as a role model on her young fans. “I don’t want to ever throw stones from my glass house, but I follow her on Instagram and I just think about how many little girls beyond what I could even comprehend are obsessed with Rihanna,” Lena explained. “Like you know, she left Barbados, she’s had this amazing career, she’s won a Grammy. She’s talented.”
She cites Rihanna rejoining Team Breezy as a major turning point for her. “Then she gets back together with Chris Brown and posts a million pictures of them smoking marijuana together on a bed. And it cracks my heart in half in a way that makes me feel like I’m 95 years old.” Many of Ri’s Navy are starting to wonder if her “good girl gone bad” shtick isn’t just an act, and fear the way she’s influencing children who look up to her.
There’s been sporadic news about Shakira through her pregnancy. We’ve seen adorable pictures of her baby bump, but not as many as we’d like. More, please? We’ve also been punked with a fake birth announcement by her hot footballer, babydaddy, boyfriend, Gerard Pique. Now, the beauteous couple has combined their gorgeous, soon-to-be-parental coupledom for a pre-natal portrait that is drop-dead amazo, and a call for a good cause. Shakira sent a tweet out yesterday that read, “We’d like to celebrate the imminent birth of our first child with all of you.” The picture you see of them above was attached to the tweet and the link led to a beautifully illustrated UNICEF page that said, “Join Shakira & Gerard Pique’s world baby shower to help UNICEF save children’s lives.” Donate, and you’ll receive a personalized thank you from the couple. It’s a lovely gesture, we think. The singer’s added message also reads, “To celebrate the arrival of our first child, we hope that, in his name, other less privileged children in the world can have their basic needs covered through gifts and donations. Thank you for sharing this unforgettable moment with us. Every expectant parent around the world shares all the same hopes and dreams for their children that we do,” adds Shakira. “Yet many don’t share the same opportunities. Together we know we can change that.” Anyone else want to hug Shaki, right about now? We do!
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If there are any two things we love more than Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Lawrence, it’s having impure thoughts about Ryan Gosling and throwing farts in other people’s faces. Are we right…ladies? Looks like JLaw and AKen conspired this week to bring our many loves together, leaving only one question: whose “real girl” attitude do we love more? “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered “inappropriate,” Kendrick posted to Twitter on Sunday, which also explains why she wasn’t at the Golden Globes. We (along with the rest of the internet ) have taken quite a shine to the Pitch Perfect’ star’s filthy tweet, though we realize now it’s only as good as the rest of Anna’s excellent bon mots. For example: “Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.” Anna’s just saying what we’re all thinking, guys!
Ed. note: After the leaked pic went viral, GQ finally gave in and posted the official version of the cover.
Move over, Rihanna. Step aside, Kate Upton. Because their brand of sexy just paled in comparison to what Beyonce is bringing to the table. Earlier today, this new GQ cover of the singer that was supposed to be revealed as the magazine’s February lead leaked online and is in the process of going completely viral. What can we even say about this picture (that for legal reasons, we can’t show you anymore)? Steamy doesn’t even begin to cover it. We’re just amazed at the Beyonce-body that seems to defy genetics, considering she had baby Blue Ivy just last year. Not a hint of mummy-tummy because that stomach is as washboard as it can get. This is also one of the sexiest photographs we’ve ever seen of Bey, who, as we all know, can werk it like it’s never been werked before, but never looks anywhere close to trashy. So to see miles of skin and a purposeful hint of under-boob is a bit jaw-dropping. Her face and that tumbling hair looks beautiful and she’s got curves that makes those leopard-print briefs look better than they actually are. But we want to know what your reaction to this shot is? Do you think she looks hot or is it too over-the-top and in-your-face? Let us know in the comments section! And check the bigger version below:
When Miley Cyrus posted the photo of Harry Styles (the cardboard version) you see above on Twitter, we couldn’t help bursting into giggles. We also love the fact that she actually tweeted a disclaimer, writing, “In no way do I want Harry. No offense. I’m sure that’ll be a story now 2. I’m happily engaged. Just got saucy with a cardboard cut out.” Regardless, here is what we think Taylor Swift thought when she saw the picture.
1. Miley — you better RUN.
2. What will inflict more pain when it connects with someone’s head — a guitar or a ukulele?
3. My next album is going to go multi-platinum. Who’s laughing now, Styles.
4. Who should I pick as my next boyfriend? Thanks for the selection, VH1 Celebrity.
5. I’m seeing RED.
6. We are never, ever, ever getting back together.
7. My life is “Sad, Beautiful. Tragic,”
8. I Knew You Were Trouble.
9. This is “the last time” I fall for a younger man.
10. Yo, Gyllenhaal. Call me.
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You know we’ve been obsessed with Amber Rose’s adorable baby bump photos for months, but the pics she posted this weekend from her baby shower blew the rest away. Not only is she still incredibly cute for someone in her eighth month of pregnancy, but she is rocking a dress that we immediately want. It’s part of designer Jeremy Scott’s Adidas Originals collection, shown above on the runway. The most remarkable thing is how much better it looks on preggo Amber than on the skinny model.
Also great is this pic of Amber and Wiz Khalifa opening presents together.
2013 is only a week old, but Christina Milian is already making a stab at earning the “Hottest Twitpic of The Year” honor! The multi-talented star shared her new years resolution to get in shape along side by super sizzlin’ swimsuit photo. “This will be my body by spring! You ready?!” she captioned the apparently vintage snap, posted in honor of Throw Back Thursday. But time definitely diminish its hotness, that’s for sure! “I’m determined to have this body back,” she assured her followers. Although we have to say, we’ve seen some recent bikini photos of Christina lately, and she still looks pretty much just like that. Head on down to the gallery of her photos two-piece photos below and you’ll see what we mean! Maybe her new years resolution should be to easy up on herself a little bit, huh? Can someone get her Jennifer Lawrence’s number? Maybe they can coach each other through it.
Last week wasn’t the best for Justin Bieber: After a paparazzo was killed trying to capture photos of a driver he thought was Bieber, photos of the 18-year-old smoking a blunt made their way to TMZ. So it was a pretty good time for the singer and his PR team to turn up the charm and hype some positive stories. First up, he sent out a tweet on Saturday morning that seemed to be an apology for his alleged pot-smoking.
Through some bored internet surfing, we were somehow led to Megan Fox‘s Facebook page, where the latest post revealed, “Against my better judgment, I have finally joined Twitter…” It went on to say that “every possible version of my name is already in use” so Megan had to make do with MeganFox516, the numerals being a nod to her birthday, FYI. But if you try looking for that handle, you’ll come up with nothing. Because in the few hours that Megan created her profile — it’s quite brand new — Twitter has gone out of its way to make the star feel welcome. Gone are the pesky numerals from her Twitter handle because it’s now quite simply “MeganFox” in case you want to send some neighborly tweets. Her biography proclaims her to be a, “Lover. Healer. Mother” and her first and only tweet says, “I’m incredibly late to the party but I’m here nonetheless, so what now?” Now all she has to do is sit back and chill because she’s already amassed over twenty seven thousand followers in no time at all. She hasn’t followed anyone yet but we’re sure that’s going to change in the next couple of days. Hashtag welcome to Twitter, Megan!
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