We are literally biting on a leather strap right now just to keep all these “He’ll be back” jokes inside. But after Arnold Schwarzenegger announced his return to acting on Twitter, well, it looks like he will be! It’s not a joke if it’s true! “Exciting news,” the ex-governor tweeted. “My friends at CAA have been asking me for 7 years when they can take offers seriously. Gave them the green light today.” Which also means we have seven years of terrible Arnold-centric word-play rushing to escape our brains all at once. It’s not a tumor! Argh, that one just slipped out.
Schwarzenegger finished his final term as California’s governor on January 3 after taking office in November 2003. According to IMDB, the only role Arnie has lined up is a repeat of his cameo as “Trench” in The Expendables II. Please, in the name of all that is holy, let Christopher Nolan cast him as Dr. Freeze again; it would be an “ice” to see Arnold back on top. We’re so sorry; we’ll see ourselves out.
Lindsay Lohan‘s walking a very thin line thanks to that Kamofie & Co necklace she supposedly stole.Ã‚Â LiLo’s arraignment day before yesterday had the judge dishing out some tough love, but chances are that Lohan could possibly plea her way out of jail time, due to her supposed ‘forgetfulness” as opposed to kleptomania. Which means she might get saved by the skin of her teeth.
Lindsay doesn’t think she has a problem though, because as far as she’s concerned she’s as innocent as a lamb. Cue the $575 Kimberly Ovitz white dress she wore to court, which has now sold out of stores. Because nothing sells more than a celebrity criminal, right? Sorry, we didn’t mean criminal, because as we said, Lindsay insists she’s not to blame. She even tweeted her entirely blameless point of view. LiLo ranted, “…fyi- i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal… also, what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd. god bless xox LÃ‚Â .”
Lindsay, stay silent. Seriously. You do not have any moral high ground to stand on.
If there’s anyone we’d let eat our heart and then eat our brain, you know it’s our girl Gaga. As if we weren’t already hyperventilating with excitement over the February 11 release of her new single, Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” cover art popped up on her Twitter with the message, “Trois Jours,” as in three days until the song’s release. In our humble opinion, Lady Gaga (PHOTOS) looks like a sexy cross between “Dope Show”-era Marilyn Manson and Howie Mandel in Little Monsters. We wouldn’t want it any other way.
Speaking of new projects that terrify us on a primal level, Gaga’s rumored boyfriend Lüc Carl’s weight-loss book “The Drunk Diet” is set to be published this year. Carl details his journey from couch slug to hot enough to allegedly date the world’s most fabulous diva (who isn’t currently married to Jay-Z). “After reading countless books and being told time after time that it’s impossible to lose weight while drinking alcohol heavily, Lüc Carl decided to take matters into his own hands,” Carl’s website claims. “Join him on his journey to lose 40 pounds, without giving up his principles of being a hard drinking party maker.” We’re pretty sure that diet would turn you into whatever beast Lady Gaga is trying to depict in her cover photo. But…40 lbs, you say?
Check out the fierce new cover art for Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.”
[Photo: Lady Gaga's Twitter]
Pregnant Pink is staying out of the limelight at the moment, but she’s not going to let aggressive paps be the ones to show off her expanding baby bump—not when she’s been taking photography lessons anyway. “ALRIGHT…because paparazzi of today have absolutely no photographic skill or artistry whatsoever, and their pictures are hideous,” Pink tweeted to introduce her belly-centric shot. “I’m going to post a self-portrait I took yesterday morning for all of you asking to see belly shots. 3 wks ofphoto classes for me…and I am already a far better photographer than any one of them…”
While it’s definitely a cooler pic than we’ll see from the paps, it’s hard to tell just how big she’s gotten. If the point was to cut the media off at the pass, we’d call this a fail—there’s still going to be a market for shots of Pink pregnant with her first child. But as far as attempts to subvert the tabloids go, it’s a very pretty one!
[Photo: Getty Images/Twitpic]
“My FHM UK cover spread is out!! This was such a fun shoot”, tweets Kim Kardashian, linking to her Celebuzz page. Thus begins another half-naked week for Kim, who smiles off the FHM cover in a teeny-bikini, cleavage gleaming in the sunlight. In case that didn’t make enough of an impact, she provided a gallery of Kim posing and frolicking and a message reading, “I just received my cover spread for the March issue of FHM Magazine in the UL and I had to share it with you guys! This was such a fun shoot. Where my UK fans at?? I love you guys and hope I can visit soon. I love London!”
This confuses us, and we’ll tell you why: Kim clearly loves her boobs. She has them out in bondage bikini photos on Twitter, she even bedazzles one of them for the SAG awards, and she’s always running around, spilling out of two-pieces (photos). We don’t have an issue with any of this, clearly. What we do have an issue with is her bawling about being naked on the W Magazine cover which she insists looks like “full-on porn”. No it doesn’t. All the naughty bits were covered. But Kim, if you’re so concerned about your body, then here’s a suggestion… stop being half-naked all the time.
[Photo via Celebuzz]
Sure, we all spend too much time on Facebook; that doesn’t mean Facebook has to spend too much time on us. Showing off his brand-new Facebook tattoo, T-Pain tweeted “I get a tatt every time I come to Hawaii. I think this ones pretty sweet, unless facebook shuts down soon 0_o.” The rapper put up a TwitPic of his new ink, which reads “You don’t have to Like me.” Luckily Facebook will only shut down over Mark Zuckerberg‘s dead body, so we think T-Pain is safe.
As a spokesman for Toshiba, T-Pain should know better than to sell ad space for free dollars and free cents. The already-ink-covered rapper joins the parade of potentially regrettable body ink alongside Gucci Mane‘s ice cream cone tattoo and Brandy‘s phallic elephant god. If we were T-Pain’s friends, we’d have to fight the urge to click his tatt all the time, and where’s the space to leave comments? Looks like we’ll have to write them in permanent marker, like usual.
[Photo: T-Pain's Twitter]
Move over Britney Spears! There’s a new Candie’s girl in town. Vanessa Hudgens is the brand’s new face for 2011. She’s taken over from La Spears who’s been quite magnanimous about being replaced. Britney even tweeted out a congratulatory message to Vanessa, writing, “So fun being a Candie’s Girl! Look out for the @Candiesbrand pics of their new girl, Vanessa Hudgens!” Not to be outdone, Miss V tweeted right back gushing, ” Thnx, @BritneySpears, you’re a tough act to follow…”
Things seems to be back on track for Vanessa again. After splitting up with Zac Efron for a brief period of time, they seem to be back together. That short interval didn’t stop him from getting some reported vacay-canoodle time with Rumer Willis, who coincidentally happens to be the other pin-up girl for today. Now you know why Vanessa’s prancing around in a two-piece. She probably made sure it was written in just to make a point with the Zefron. Why get with a hottie on holiday when you can have one every day?
[Photo: Candie's Facebook Page]
It’s been drams.com between Glee creator Ryan Murphy and the band Kings of Leon all day, and the feud seems unlikely to stop now. Murphy first put the band on blast for refusing to let the Gleeks belt out their songs, and what viewer doesn’t want to hear “Sex On Fire” in 12-part harmony? Kings‘ drummer Nathan Followill tweeted a response to Murphy’s rantÃ¢â‚¬Â¦and it is offensive to gay men and bra-wearers everywhere. Snarked Followill, “Dear Ryan Murphy, let it go. See a therapist, get a manicure, buy a new bra. Zip your lip and focus on educating 7yr olds how to say f–k.” The offending tweet was then deleted and replaced with an apology of Nathan’s own: “I’m sorry 4 anyone that misconstrued my comments as homophobic or misogynistic. I’m so not that kind of person. I really do apologize.” Followill then wrote a Post-It reminding himself that Twitter is not the same as thinking something silently in your head.
Almost immediately, Murphy called Followhill a homophobe to Perez Hilton. “Just read Nathan Followill’s TweetÃ¢â‚¬Â¦in which he implied I should ‘get a manicure and buy a bra.’ Wow. That’s a homophobe badly in need of some education. I’m all for manicures, don’t wear a bra. Would guess most gay dudes don’t. But it’s telling that Nathan can reduce a group of people to a mean-spirited clichÃƒÂ©, in a time where young gay men are killing themselves all over the country because of hatred like this,” Murphy fired off. “That said, I would love to sit down with Nathan or any member of Kings and Leon, and tell them how on Glee we actually love their music, and support their artistryÃ¢â‚¬Â¦but cannot condone or even laugh at their clear disdain of gay people.” At this point, we highly doubt that sit-down is going to happen. Though if they get Jane Lynch to mediate, we still believe anything can happen.
Whenever Oscar nominations are announced there’s always one camp who get seriously pissed off—people who didn’t get a nod and therefore feel slighted (that’s an understatement). The Oscar nominations 2011 have been no exception. Although the most vociferous of the noms-haters may come as a bit of a surprise. It’s Cher who’s mad that Burlesque didn’t get a Best Song nomination (she’s in the movie , of course). She thinks they were robbed, tweeting, ” We didn’t get a nomination 4 best song! That sucks! Diane’s song Is so beautiful! It’s hard to understand how u win…” She continued her rant in the next tweet, “the Golden Globe 4 BEST SONG & not even get nominated by the OSCARS? Oh well it is..what it is … the sun us still shining!” That wasn’t the end so do visit Cher’s Twitter account for the amusing read.
The reason why she’s got all Kanye West is because Diane Warren won Best Original Song at The Golden Globes for You haven’t seen the last of Me for Burlesque, and thanked Cher onstage for being an “eternal bad-ass.” Cher… it’s Burlesque. Which is probably going to be the new-Showgirls for humanity from now until the next really bad film comes out. It’s not that big of a surprise the Oscars shut it down.
[Photo: Getty Images]
There’s no news connected with this picture other than that Snooki and Kim Kardashian were at the same Mavericks vs Nets ball game in New Jersey. This photo goes beyond news, people. You’ve got the two biggest ball-changers in the reality TV game in one frame. What was reality TV like before these two came along? Sure, it was there, but c’mon guys… Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Jersey Shore? They gave a whole new meaning (and spawned a whole new generation) of 15-minute-fame seekers who, somehow, managed crossing over into celebrity-land. And you better believe they’ll claw your eyes out if you try to get them to leave.
For that utter dedication to being, erm, them, we salute Snooki and Kim. We love the fact that Snooki’s try to look like Kim in this photo. She sent the photo to Kim over Twitter without a message, because she had to be cool. Ok? Because celebrities can also be fangirls. Check out the gallery for more of their mutual admiration. [Photo: Twitter/Getty Images]