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Cher Has A Twitter Fit Over Franco’s Foiled Burlesque Tribute

Celebrities, check it out: there’s no such thing as deleting a tweet. If you throw a Twitter tantrum over not getting an Oscar nomination, like Cher did today, the internet will store it in full even after you declare a “disappointment pass.” Judging from her rant, the Academy not letting James Franco sing Burlesque‘s “You Haven’t Seen The Last Of Me” at this weekend’s ceremony was insult to injury. “Ok this IS ME BEING A BABY ! MY HEART IS BROKEN ! I WAS UPSET AFTER WINNING THE GOLDEN GLOBE…James Franco was going to dress up in the “Welcome to Burlesque outfit & sing U Haven’t Seen the Last of me…I was OVER THE MOON ! cause even if I did get Snubbed by the music part of the Academy…How Cool was it to sing your song…To have YOUR SONG sung by James Fkn Franco in Your Outfit ! Well I guess his singing ( unlike his Acting Sucks )…But he COULD HAVE LIP SYNCED! oh well I’m all sour grapes! It was GREAT THAT HE thought the Song was good enough to try!”

She’s since deleted everything except a brief acknowledgment of James’ tribute, including a whole bit about how a “Blue Ribbon Panel” decides who gets an Oscar nom for song “Unlike ALL Actors Getting To Deciede Who The ACTOR Nominees will b!” But Cher did tweet one apology in regards to her freakouts: “One thing. Didn’t Know caps were shouting! Sorry! I’m SO out of the loop . Probably out of the loop Is outta the loop.” We’ll be surprised if Franco doesn’t make some reference to this drama on air Sunday.

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Katy Perry Slams Media “Filth” For Making Her Look Like A Hypocrite Again

So here’s the deal. A few days ago Marina (of Marina & The Diamonds) asked fans on Twitter how they felt about product placement in music videos. Former tour buddy Katy Perry responded “do it w/style & grace…Not so in ur face like some. U hv to get creative w/it. Some artists don’t care tho, & u can tell.” Naturally, some bloggers let the world know Katy felt some pop stars don’t show the same “style & grace” she does when slipping mobile devices into her videos. Still smarting from when she was accused of hypocrisy for calling Lady Gaga’s blasphemous videos “cheap” and saying Miley Cyrus dresses slutty, Katy tweeted her anger over the internet’s tendency to notice when she  gets pious.

“Dear tabloid media aka FILTH: pls note I expressed an overall feeling bout product placement, their roles in vids & the art of them being complimenting or sticking out. Most, if not ALL popsters welcome deals w/products 2 offset costs of big budget vids in these recessional…music industry times. I’VE used them in MY vids before & am happy 2b able 2 make a better vid because of. Once AGAIN, stop pitting artists..against artist for ur sensational satisfaction & stick to what ur best @: lying, gossiping, exaggerating & overall lending a hand 2 the…deterioration of a generation.” Wait a sec, Katy’s against cheap sensationalism now? We’re totally gonna take back anything we’ve said about her being a self-righteous hypocrite now.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Heidi Montag And Jason Biggs Spitball Ideas For The Next Twilight Knock-Off

Maybe after trying her hand at a musical career, an acting career and career consisting only of trying on bikinis and kissing in front of the paparazzi, Heidi Montag has finally found her calling in writing spooky teen romances. It can’t possibly hurt her career to try! Heidi Montag and Jason Biggs exchanged book ideas via Twitter today after Montag tweeted, “Thinking about writing a supernatural romance novel. Would you read?” to which Biggs replied “Holy s–t yes.” Not that we’d ever admit it to anyone, but our sentiments exactly.

The actor and the sort of actress got hot and heavy with their tweets, suggesting plenty of plot ideas, all of which sounded like real winners. “Heidi’s Romance Novel, Chapter 1: @biggsjason sits seductively on a tiger skin rug, wearing nothing but a yarmulke,” Montag triumphantly tweeted, finally concluding “So #HMRomNovel stars myself & @biggsjason. Need a good antagonist for the vampire KGB officer. Thinking @DannyPudi From Community.” As if the notion of a blood-sucking Russian official with Jason Bigg’s face isn’t enough to get the tweens swooning, Montag tweeted to Biggs, “Apparently @biggsjason is posing nude for the cover of my supernatural romance novel. Cross that one off my bucket list!” Wait a minute…just how did Heidi get a copy of our bucket list?

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by (@hallekiefer)

Like You Didn’t Expect It: Sam Ronson Tweets About Having Lindsay In Her Bed

You didn’t really let all those years of separation punctuated by bouts of alleged violence make you doubt that these two crazy kids wouldn’t get back together again, did you? No, like the changing of the seasons or the rotation of the earth, if it’s been long enough between rumors of their canoodling, you can bet Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are dating again. Under the threat of Lindsay’s possible jail time, Lohan takes refuge in Sam’s bed linens only a month after Lindsay and Sam were spotted at dinner. “Watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why?” Ronson tweeted this morning. America could set their watches to how frequently these girls get back together. We know we do!

When one of her followers suggest she should prank the sleeping Lindsay, Ronson joked “@JennyJohnsonHi5 or her hand in warm water? oh wait- i don’t want her to wet the bed,” confirming this ain’t now accidentally falling asleep on the couch situation. A coy Lindsay tweeted on Valentine’s Day, “happy Valentines Day all-i had a lovely day, and now i’m off to my 2nd favourite valentine (my pillow)…oh how nice when they don’t talk bk.” Apparently nothing will stand between these two love birds, not even the other constant in their life: Lilo’s legal troubles. We mean that literally, of course; Sam can just slide sideways between the bars to visit her on. That’s also how we knew that insane fence Lohan was building between their condos wasn’t going to work either.

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by (@missmuttoo)

La La Vasquez Chronicles Kelly Rowland’s First Tattoo

Who knew these two were besties? That here getting a tattoo on the table is Kelly Rowland. And that here taking the photograph is apparent BFF La La Vasquez who tweeted, “@KELLYROWLAND getting her 1st tattoo!! I’m here to witness it!!”  Well good thing she took an angle where Kelly didn’t seem to be writhing in pain, because that looks like a super painful spot to get inked. And Kelly’s always been on the skinny side, so that ribcage doesn’t have much covering! La La also tweeted a picture of the tattoo writing, “Tattoo is done!!! @KELLYROWLAND did it!”

When we saw the photograph of the tattoo, we seriously cracked up. If you’re curious to see what it is, check after the jump… Read more…

by (@hallekiefer)

Brush Off Your Kindergarten Cop 2 Screenplay: Arnold Is Back

We are literally biting on a leather strap right now just to keep all these “He’ll be back” jokes inside. But after Arnold Schwarzenegger announced his return to acting on Twitter, well, it looks like he will be! It’s not a joke if it’s true! “Exciting news,” the ex-governor tweeted. “My friends at CAA have been asking me for 7 years when they can take offers seriously. Gave them the green light today.” Which also means we have seven years of terrible Arnold-centric word-play rushing to escape our brains all at once. It’s not a tumor! Argh, that one just slipped out.

Schwarzenegger finished his final term as California’s governor on January 3 after taking office in November 2003. According to IMDB, the only role Arnie has lined up is a repeat of his cameo as “Trench” in The Expendables II. Please, in the name of all that is holy, let Christopher Nolan cast him as Dr. Freeze again; it would be an “ice” to see Arnold back on top. We’re so sorry; we’ll see ourselves out.

by (@missmuttoo)

Lindsay Lohan Tweets, “I Was Not Raised To Lie, Cheat Or Steal…”

Lindsay Lohan‘s walking a very thin line thanks to that Kamofie & Co necklace she supposedly stole. LiLo’s arraignment day before yesterday had the judge dishing out some tough love, but chances are that Lohan could possibly plea her way out of jail time, due to her supposed ‘forgetfulness” as opposed to kleptomania. Which means she might get saved by the skin of her teeth.

Lindsay doesn’t think she has a problem though, because as far as she’s concerned she’s as innocent as a lamb. Cue the $575 Kimberly Ovitz white dress she wore to court, which has now sold out of stores. Because nothing sells more than a celebrity criminal, right? Sorry, we didn’t mean criminal, because as we said, Lindsay insists she’s not to blame. She even tweeted her entirely blameless point of view. LiLo ranted, “…fyi- i would never steal, in case people are wondering. I was not raised to lie, cheat, or steal… also, what i wear to court shouldnt be front page news. it’s just absurd. god bless xox L .”

Lindsay, stay silent. Seriously. You do not have any moral high ground to stand on.

by (@hallekiefer)

That Girl Is A Monster: Gaga Tweets “Born This Way” Cover Art

If there’s anyone we’d let eat our heart and then eat our brain, you know it’s our girl Gaga. As if we weren’t already hyperventilating with excitement over the February 11 release of her new single, Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” cover art popped up on her Twitter with the message, “Trois Jours,” as in three days until the song’s release. In our humble opinion, Lady Gaga (PHOTOS) looks like a sexy cross between “Dope Show”-era Marilyn Manson and Howie Mandel in Little Monsters. We wouldn’t want it any other way.

Speaking of new projects that terrify us on a primal level, Gaga’s rumored boyfriend Lüc Carl’s weight-loss book “The Drunk Diet” is set to be published this year. Carl details his journey from couch slug to hot enough to allegedly date the world’s most fabulous diva (who isn’t currently married to Jay-Z). “After reading countless books and being told time after time that it’s impossible to lose weight while drinking alcohol heavily, Lüc Carl decided to take matters into his own hands,” Carl’s website claims. “Join him on his journey to lose 40 pounds, without giving up his principles of being a hard drinking party maker.” We’re pretty sure that diet would turn you into whatever beast Lady Gaga is trying to depict in her cover photo. But…40 lbs, you say?

Check out the fierce new cover art for Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way.”

[Photo: Lady Gaga’s Twitter]

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Pink Tweets Her Own Baby Bump Pics

Pregnant Pink is staying out of the limelight at the moment, but she’s not going to let aggressive paps be the ones to show off her expanding baby bump—not when she’s been taking photography lessons anyway. “ALRIGHT…because paparazzi of today have absolutely no photographic skill or artistry whatsoever, and their pictures are hideous,” Pink tweeted to introduce her belly-centric shot. “I’m going to post a self-portrait I took yesterday morning for all of you asking to see belly shots. 3 wks ofphoto classes for me…and I am already a far better photographer than any one of them…”

While it’s definitely a cooler pic than we’ll see from the paps, it’s hard to tell just how big she’s gotten. If the point was to cut the media off at the pass, we’d call this a fail—there’s still going to be a market for shots of Pink pregnant with her first child. But as far as attempts to subvert the tabloids go, it’s a very pretty one!

[Photo: Getty Images/Twitpic]

by (@missmuttoo)

Kim Kardashian Half-Naked On A Cover Again

“My FHM UK cover spread is out!! This was such a fun shoot”, tweets Kim Kardashian, linking to her Celebuzz page. Thus begins another half-naked week for Kim, who smiles off the FHM cover in a teeny-bikini, cleavage gleaming in the sunlight. In case that didn’t make enough of an impact, she provided a gallery of Kim posing and frolicking and a message reading, “I just received my cover spread for the March issue of FHM Magazine in the UL and I had to share it with you guys! This was such a fun shoot. Where my UK fans at?? I love you guys and hope I can visit soon. I love London!”

This confuses us, and we’ll tell you why: Kim clearly loves her boobs. She has them out in bondage bikini photos on Twitter, she even bedazzles one of them for the SAG awards, and she’s always running around, spilling out of two-pieces (photos). We don’t have an issue with any of this, clearly. What we do have an issue with is her bawling about being naked on the W Magazine cover which she insists looks like “full-on porn”. No it doesn’t. All the naughty bits were covered. But Kim, if you’re so concerned about your body, then here’s a suggestion… stop being half-naked all the time.

[Photo via Celebuzz]