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Justin Bieber Loses Hair Helmet, Gains Mustache

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Justin Bieber‘s swagger coach Ryan Good is certainly earning his paycheck. If you thought the Biebs was a girl magnet before, imagine how the ladies will handle him with a big, manly mustache! Bieber, P.I. tweeted photos of his faux-facial hair to the hashtag #stacheswaggin after last night’s concert. Hey, you don’t think it was just an attempt to get people used to Bieber without his helmet hair, do you? Pretty smooth, distracting us like that.

[Photo: Plixi]

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Remember These Two?

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Just in case you had forgotten this fact (or forced yourself to): Kat von D and Jesse James are in love. Since it’s the holiday season, let’s just totally forget that he was a rat to now ex-wife, Sandra Bullock. Let’s not even mention that he has his own cheater-moniker, Vanilla Gorilla. Let’s skip over the fact that Jesse spent months wailing about how he “wanted to get caught” bonking, y’know, Nazi strippers. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, who?

What were we talking about? Oh yes, the love between Kat and Jesse. And since it’s all little ponies and unicorns with these two, Kat needed to spread their joy to the world. On Twitter, of course. Kat tweeted a simple, “<3″ with the photo pictured above. For some strange reason that old Spice Girls song,  2 become 1 is playing in our head. And now we’re just creeped out. Erm, happy holidays!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Gaga Fashion Goes To Town In Paris

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Good news, little (European) monsters. Lady Gaga sent out some very apologetic tweets day before yesterday because her Parisian shows were canned due to the French government banning her tour bus caravan from entering the country. She explained the situation over Twitter, “All 28 of my trucks for the Monsterball were detained by the French government going on over 26 hrs, 2 of my employees were arrested trying to get into Paris so we could perform. I am furious and devastated, its unfair to my fans and to me.” Adding to what was turning out to be a vairy mauvais soujourn was the seriously bad weather seen in the photo Gaga tweeted along with the message, “I love Paris + I love my French fans. I’m sorry little monsters. A photo of storm, I’m stuck on bus.”

Problem solved now. All is well with the Monsterball, as Gaga exulted over Twitter, writing, “Today’s canceled Paris show is rescheduled for Tuesday, 2moro’s show will happen as planned. I promise to give u the nights of ure life. X” Perhaps that’s why she celebrated by leaving her hotel, the Park Hyatt, for Chez Andre looking like a depraved Victorian countess who just had a rendezvous with a debauched Duke who ripped her bodice open in a moment of passion. She seems to inspire that behavior, considering a female fan groped her breast in the resulting frenzy. Check out the gallery of Gaga owning Paris, below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Geography Is Not Taylor Momsen’s Strong Suit

Taylor Momsen’s touring Europe with her band The Pretty Reckless in her trademark raccoon eye make-up and the tattered lingerie she calls clothing.  All that country-hopping’s got the poor thing mixed up because while performing in Glasgow, she happily announced to the crowd, “Glasgow you are looking good tonight. We are The Pretty Reckless and we have heard Glasgow is the craziest crowd in all of England.”

Hah, is all we have to say. But the Scots were having none of it. “The noise from the crowd was deafening,” said an eyewitness. “People began to cheer as they presumed she was going to say Scotland, but when the penny dropped all you could hear was boos.” What’s weird is that Taylor didn’t realize she had goofed up till the next day. Did she not hear the boos? Did she think that was sort of archaic Scottish custom to show appreciation? She had to apologize for her D’oh moment on Twitter, of course, tweeting, “Glasgow, I love you, I now HAVE to tour SCOTLAND (haha, sorry about the slip up!)”.

The good news is, now that Taylor’s getting all that time off from Gossip Girl, she’ll be able to sit with an Atlas. Because it’s clearly necessary.

by (@missmuttoo)

Definitely No Water Birth For Pink

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The one thing we know about Pink, pregnant or otherwise, is that she doesn’t tolerate any bulls—. So when a “friend” apparently told In Touch, “Pink is opting for a water birth when she delivers her firstborn next spring. She did her research.”, the singer decided to clear the rumor in vintage Pink style. On Twitter, of course!

Leaving no room for any miscommunication whatsoever, she tweeted, “My mom just told me that “in touch” has informed her that she is invited to my delivery, and that I want a water birth. She asked me if she needs to get a snorkel. This is all news to me. Amazing. Good reporting.” Excuse us while we crack up! Good thing Pink wasn’t at Bed, Bath and Beyond at the time, because s— would really go down then. Who thinks this baby is going to be totally badass with a mom like her? We do!

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Chelsea Handler Finally Hops Into Bed With 50 Cent

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One large order of attention for Ms. Handler, coming right up! Behold the photo that is bound to get the Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent dating rumor mill up and running again. “I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper,” Handler cracks under the photo. Girlfriend, please. You will or you won’t, you do or you don’t; just decide already! Seriously, this is getting to be like Ross and Rachel, except sad and only on Twitter.

Though if we were Chelsea, we would probably be hiding in bed too, cowering from the nasty backlash that came after Handler insulted Angelina Jolie, implying the actress would See You Next Tuesday, if you get our drift. If Chelsea and Fiddy really are hitting the sheets, let’s just hope that photo of 50 flirting with Chelsea’s  producer Heather McDonald was a joke.  Unless that picture was real and this photo is a joke. Or maybe they’re both jokes. Oh Chelsea Handler, how can we even believe anything more?!?! [Photo: Chelsea Handler's Twitter]

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Celeb Twitters Resurrected After Billionaire Gives $500,000

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Thank you, Stewart Rahr, for giving half a million dollars to Keep A Child Alive. The children thank you, we thank you, and all those celebs who shut down their twitter feeds thinking fans would give enough of a crap to raise $1 million thank you. Yes, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Ryan Seacrest and even little Lenny Kravitz are free to tweet again, now that the billionaire owner of Kinray—known as  “Stewie Rah Rah” for his name-dropping ways—has tossed them a twig off one of the money trees planted outside his $45 million home, taking care of the pesky second half of their goal. Bet the granddaughters of a certain pharmaceutical entrepreneur can expect star-studded birthday parties this year!

“Thank you so much and never stop buying life!” said Kim Kardashian. “So stoked to be back on twitter!” said Ryan Seacrest! “I’m alive!” said Usher, forgetting he already tweeted four times during his account’s “death” (jerk). “Weeee diddddddd itttttt!!!!!” said Keep A Child Alive head Alicia Keys, who might think about going straight to the damn billionaires next time.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Should Chelsea Handler Be Worried About This Picture?

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Chelsea Handler must’ve had a great time slagging off Angelina Jolie. Her epic rant at a New Jersey show included calling out Momma Pitt  with some choice words. Her slams included, “…She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don’t f—ing believe you! She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f—ing c—.”

Props to her for braving Jolie’s inevitable death stare. But while Handler was sounding off on stage, there was another story developing backstage. Chelsea’s supposed man-friend 50 Cent was around, watching her in action, and seemed to be getting action from her friend and Chelsea Lately writer and producer, Heather McDonald. By the looks of this TwitPic, they looked mighty friendly. McDonald tweeted, “Great show in Newark tonight but Chelsea should be worried because of this” along with the photo. Forget Angelina, maybe Ms. Comedienne needs to clean up her house first. Be afraid McDonald… because you know you’re going to become fodder for Chelsea’s next show.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Twice The Joy For Chris Daughtry

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Chris Daughtry is completely smitten with his newborn twins and we don’t blame him. How adorable are these babies. Daughtry posted a picture on Twitter of little Adalynn Rose and Noah James and wrote, “I’m SO in love!

Daughtry, married for a decade, has a stepdaughter from his wife Deanna’s previous marriage and a son named Griffin. That’s four kids total, adding the twins who were born just 20 days ago. Chris sent out an official statement saying, “Our family is overwhelmed with joy by these two precious gifts from God. The babies are both healthy and resting. Thanks to everyone for their love and prayers.” Congratulations!

[Photo via Twitter]