Katy Perry topped her beef with Lady Gaga‘s blasphemy (so “cheap!”) for cluelessness on Twitter this weekend by fretting over an “important dress” that was held up en route to London by a pesky little death. “Another amazing race for a dress has happen again. Important dress. It’s on a plane now, but plane had 2 emergency stop cuz someone passed away mid flight! So sad! So we’ll see if the dress makes it in time…If not, my world cup convo is gonna take a beating on the chat show.” Frankly, we’re impressed she had the perspective to stick that “so sad!” in the middle of her concern for the fabric (though maybe she would have been better off not saying anything at all).
Looks like the dress made its way to Perry after all, as the star was spotted wearing this rubber Stars’n'Stripes/Union Jack combo in London after her Twitter torment. Hope it was worth it! See more photos of the red, tight and blue in the gallery below.
Now now, there’s no need to get personal. George Clooney‘s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis has been accused of letting it rip on Jennifer Aniston. The weapon of choice? Twitter. She apparently compared Aniston to Iggy Pop. Ouch.
And keeping in true H-wood style, she claims it was all a big misunderstanding. Canalis tweeted, “JUST READ ON GOOGLE That I TWEETED something bad about J Aniston,let me be clear,it’s a complete LIE,I would never do that!!”
Apparently Canalis re-tweeted someone else’s rather rude opinion, which was written in Italian and read, “ I’m browsing again through the pages of Rolling Stone. Iggy Pop on the cover looks exactly like Jennifer Aniston.” She also stated that she had trouble figuring out the site, “I was at the beginning, not sure what ‘retweet’ meant.” She capped off with (typos included, “ But I don t know what to do with somebody who doesn t understund that it was a MISTAKE to retweet what SOMEBODY ELSE wrote ok?!?”
We thinks the lady doth protest too much. And yes, we’ve included Mr. Clooney in the picture above, just because he makes the photo so much prettier. Sigh.
Oooh la, gag, gag, gag. New blond Tila Tequila celebrated her new EP, Welcome To The Darkside with a special concert in LA last night. Though as fascinating/horrifying as her on-stage antics appear, it was the red carpet where she rolled around in a top made of feathers and belt straps (does the woman even have nipples?). “ohh My concert was SO MUCH FUN!” she tweeted last night. “Wait til you see my costumes and a surprise guest that I bumped into afterwards and made out with! GOSSIP!!!”
Considering the only other star on her red carpet was 2003 American Idol contestant Trenyce…we’ll stick with the costumes. See the spectacle in the gallery below.
Despite keeping a s—list that includes Heidi’s mom, Heidi’s sister, Spencer’s sister, every woman on The Hills not named Heidi, Snooki and even MIA (“MIA should be kicked out of America today for using the US flag on her Nazi like hit squad in her new music video!”), Spencer’s been oddly quiet on Twitter, not posting since May 3rd after several days of nothing but Fistbumping For Love retweets. Is he pulling a John Mayer on us or is the world really that lucky?
Though her horrible pun suggests Kim didn’t take the threats seriously, Bieber was chivalrous enough to chastise those who would want to put a cap in that gorgeous ass. “Ladies calm down. [Kim] is a friend. a very sexy friend but a friend. no need 4 threats. Let’s all be friends and hang out often ” Translation: If Justin wasn’t underage he’d get down with all these honeys, so there’s no reason to be stabbing each other for his attention. Plenty of Beeb to go around.
John Mayer may be over Twitter, but there are plenty of attention-hungry starlets who can’t get enough of the @ccolades Twitter followers provide. Not to be restricted by 140 characters, Hollywood it girls (and it-ish girls) spend a good chunk of their time uploading pics of themselves wearing next to nothing, raking in new followers along they way. There’s an entrepreneurial spirit to the digital photo-shoots that have popped on Twit Pic and other photo sharing Twitter sites. Who needs a photographer, lighting guy, and make up, hair and wardrobe when starlets can create their own bikini centerfolds with their iPhones and Blackberries?
We’ve got the 7 sexiest Twitter addicts nominated below, but it’s up to you to pick the hottest one. Check out their stats below and vote for your favorite in our poll, and be sure to review their sexiest Twit Pics in the gallery below before casting your final vote. While you’re at it, we’ve got pics of Twitter’s worst over-sharers over at BestWeekEver, too!
Looks likeJustin Bieber fans in New Zealand are just as crazy as the ones in the Australia. The “Baby” boy singer admonished fans on his Twitter after a planned autograph session at the Auckland airport turned into a melee of security, shrieking girls, paparazzi and party balloons. “The airport was crazy. Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people…I want to be able to sign and take pics and meet my fans, but if you are all pushing security wont let me. let’s keep it safe and have fun.” Not that he lost his sense of humor: “IM IN NEW ZEALAND!! THEY GOT NO PREDATORS IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY!! I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS CREATURE HERE!!” Thankfully, the Beeb’s mom was fine and someone even returned his hat. “I got my hat back. no hugs. no thanks u’s. just glad they did the right thing. I don’t condone thievery!! haha.” Watch Justin bungee jump off a bridge in the video clip below.
Is there any ’90s alt-rock god Courtney Love didn’t get her hooks in? She married Kurt Cobain, slept with Trent Reznor and Billy Corgan, fought in court with (and against) Dave Grohl, shot drugs with Weiland, slow danced with Bono and Eddie Vedder and is still BFF with Michael Stipe. Now she’s told Howard Stern she enjoyed a months-long tryst with Gavin Rossdale at some point in the Bush singer’s relationship with wife Gwen Stefani. “He was such an Adonis in his day…He got good in bed…something happened, maybe Gwen taught him for all I know.” Asked by Howard to reaffirm this all happened while he was with Stefani, she responded, “[Gwen] does know…[he was sleeping with me] and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other but we did like each other quite a bit.” Hopefully someday we’ll learn what she did the with the bald dude from Live.
My face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs…if you can’t write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you…maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband’s money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs…the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov’t taking away your parental right…Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much? so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.
Though she initially responded with a simple “All I am is nice about you so if you wanna be mean be mean I dont feel anything,” a night’s sleep has apparently convinced her to unleash her own Twitter invective. “You remind me of Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane in your spite and jealousy and you just want press. Pathetic…He coughs up this spiritual s— like bile and lives none of it, i really think its truly creepy how jealous and obsessed w FBC he is GROSS.” Maybe they’re both right. Check out photos of Courtney with Corgan, Stefani, Stipe, the Cobains and more in the gallery below.
It’s only fitting that John Mayer, one of the first high-profile celebrity Twitterers, would be one of the first to decide its time has passed. “I just think twitter as a form of communication, I think it’s over to be honest with you,” he recently explained at an ASCAP conference. “I would rather see twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it’s really sort of flawed from the beginning. I can’t tell you how many times I meet people or I’m having dinner with people who write stuff and they get upset they have haters now, like, `Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?’”
Why, indeed. Mayer has certainly learned his lesson the hard way, having blamed his break with Jennifer Aniston on his love for social networking. But with Mayer’s last tweet dropping a full week ago (and that was just to retweet Jim Carrey), it looks like Mayer may be getting over his addiction. “I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship or something. My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation.” Big words coming from a guy on stage. But does he have a point or is he just blaming the device for his own big mouth?
Justin Bieber, playing in the surf while the world burns. The 16-year-old singing sensation looks like he had a lovely time tossing a football and building sandcastles at Sydney Beach this weekend, but his trip down under hasn’t been all fun in games. A morning concert outside the TV show Sunrise had to be canceled after nearly 3,000 fans showed up as early as 3am, with crowd surges sending eight to the hospital. “There were a number of parents down there [but] I would question why there weren’t a larger number of parents,” a police official told Billboard. “We had 12, 13 and 14-year olds [alone] at 3 and 4am in the morning. They were being crushed up against the barrier.”
Bieber still performed a song from inside the studio, but fans were clearly disappointed they wouldn’t get to breathe the same air as their idol. “I love my fans….and I am just as disappointed as everyone else with the news from this morning. I want to sing for my fans,” tweeted the Beeb. “I’m very happy about the welcome and the love from around the world, but I want everyone to still remember my fans safety comes first.” At least they can comfort themselves with these photos of Justin scampering on the sand.