Oooh la, gag, gag, gag. New blond Tila Tequila celebrated her new EP, Welcome To The Darkside with a special concert in LA last night. Though as fascinating/horrifying as her on-stage antics appear, it was the red carpet where she rolled around in a top made of feathers and belt straps (does the woman even have nipples?). “ohh My concert was SO MUCH FUN!” she tweeted last night. “Wait til you see my costumes and a surprise guest that I bumped into afterwards and made out with! GOSSIP!!!”
Considering the only other star on her red carpet was 2003 American Idol contestant Trenyce…we’ll stick with the costumes. See the spectacle in the gallery below.
Despite keeping a s—list that includes Heidi’s mom, Heidi’s sister, Spencer’s sister, every woman on The Hills not named Heidi, Snooki and even MIA (“MIA should be kicked out of America today for using the US flag on her Nazi like hit squad in her new music video!”), Spencer’s been oddly quiet on Twitter, not posting since May 3rd after several days of nothing but Fistbumping For Love retweets. Is he pulling a John Mayer on us or is the world really that lucky?
Though her horrible pun suggests Kim didn’t take the threats seriously, Bieber was chivalrous enough to chastise those who would want to put a cap in that gorgeous ass. “Ladies calm down. [Kim] is a friend. a very sexy friend but a friend. no need 4 threats. Let’s all be friends and hang out often ;)” Translation: If Justin wasn’t underage he’d get down with all these honeys, so there’s no reason to be stabbing each other for his attention. Plenty of Beeb to go around.
John Mayer may be over Twitter, but there are plenty of attention-hungry starlets who can’t get enough of the @ccolades Twitter followers provide. Not to be restricted by 140 characters, Hollywood it girls (and it-ish girls) spend a good chunk of their time uploading pics of themselves wearing next to nothing, raking in new followers along they way. There’s an entrepreneurial spirit to the digital photo-shoots that have popped on Twit Pic and other photo sharing Twitter sites. Who needs a photographer, lighting guy, and make up, hair and wardrobe when starlets can create their own bikini centerfolds with their iPhones and Blackberries?
We’ve got the 7 sexiest Twitter addicts nominated below, but it’s up to you to pick the hottest one. Check out their stats below and vote for your favorite in our poll, and be sure to review their sexiest Twit Pics in the gallery below before casting your final vote. While you’re at it, we’ve got pics of Twitter’s worst over-sharers over at BestWeekEver, too!
Looks likeJustin Bieber fans in New Zealand are just as crazy as the ones in the Australia. The “Baby” boy singer admonished fans on his Twitter after a planned autograph session at the Auckland airport turned into a melee of security, shrieking girls, paparazzi and party balloons. “The airport was crazy. Not happy that someone stole my hat and knocked down my mama. Come on people…I want to be able to sign and take pics and meet my fans, but if you are all pushing security wont let me. let’s keep it safe and have fun.” Not that he lost his sense of humor: “IM IN NEW ZEALAND!! THEY GOT NO PREDATORS IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY!! I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS CREATURE HERE!!” Thankfully, the Beeb’s mom was fine and someone even returned his hat. “I got my hat back. no hugs. no thanks u’s. just glad they did the right thing. I don’t condone thievery!! haha.” Watch Justin bungee jump off a bridge in the video clip below.
Is there any ’90s alt-rock god Courtney Love didn’t get her hooks in? She married Kurt Cobain, slept with Trent Reznor and Billy Corgan, fought in court with (and against) Dave Grohl, shot drugs with Weiland, slow danced with Bono and Eddie Vedder and is still BFF with Michael Stipe. Now she’s told Howard Stern she enjoyed a months-long tryst with Gavin Rossdale at some point in the Bush singer’s relationship with wife Gwen Stefani. “He was such an Adonis in his day…He got good in bed…something happened, maybe Gwen taught him for all I know.” Asked by Howard to reaffirm this all happened while he was with Stefani, she responded, “[Gwen] does know…[he was sleeping with me] and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other but we did like each other quite a bit.” Hopefully someday we’ll learn what she did the with the bald dude from Live.
My face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs…if you can’t write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you…maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband’s money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs…the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov’t taking away your parental right…Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much? so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.
Though she initially responded with a simple “All I am is nice about you so if you wanna be mean be mean I dont feel anything,” a night’s sleep has apparently convinced her to unleash her own Twitter invective. “You remind me of Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane in your spite and jealousy and you just want press. Pathetic…He coughs up this spiritual s— like bile and lives none of it, i really think its truly creepy how jealous and obsessed w FBC he is GROSS.” Maybe they’re both right. Check out photos of Courtney with Corgan, Stefani, Stipe, the Cobains and more in the gallery below.
It’s only fitting that John Mayer, one of the first high-profile celebrity Twitterers, would be one of the first to decide its time has passed. “I just think twitter as a form of communication, I think it’s over to be honest with you,” he recently explained at an ASCAP conference. “I would rather see twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it’s really sort of flawed from the beginning. I can’t tell you how many times I meet people or I’m having dinner with people who write stuff and they get upset they have haters now, like, `Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?'”
Why, indeed. Mayer has certainly learned his lesson the hard way, having blamed his break with Jennifer Aniston on his love for social networking. But with Mayer’s last tweet dropping a full week ago (and that was just to retweet Jim Carrey), it looks like Mayer may be getting over his addiction. “I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship or something. My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation.” Big words coming from a guy on stage. But does he have a point or is he just blaming the device for his own big mouth?
Justin Bieber, playing in the surf while the world burns. The 16-year-old singing sensation looks like he had a lovely time tossing a football and building sandcastles at Sydney Beach this weekend, but his trip down under hasn’t been all fun in games. A morning concert outside the TV show Sunrise had to be canceled after nearly 3,000 fans showed up as early as 3am, with crowd surges sending eight to the hospital. “There were a number of parents down there [but] I would question why there weren’t a larger number of parents,” a police official told Billboard. “We had 12, 13 and 14-year olds [alone] at 3 and 4am in the morning. They were being crushed up against the barrier.”
Bieber still performed a song from inside the studio, but fans were clearly disappointed they wouldn’t get to breathe the same air as their idol. “I love my fans….and I am just as disappointed as everyone else with the news from this morning. I want to sing for my fans,” tweeted the Beeb. “I’m very happy about the welcome and the love from around the world, but I want everyone to still remember my fans safety comes first.” At least they can comfort themselves with these photos of Justin scampering on the sand.
I have no choice but to make this public, due to my sister’s safety, as well as my own, “my ex-dad” just WALKED INTO MY APT like the devil’s advocate with officers…/let’s not forget, that my father KIDNAPPED me from a COURT ROOM when i was 4 years old and is CRAZY/ he has NEVER paid child support, and is marrying a tabloid writer and can barely spell his own name due to his “brain” that has been ruined/ due to HIS drug use./when will it ever end…it’s been going on my whole life with him-hasn’t he caused enough pain?/I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER! MY SISTER AND FRIEND TOO!!!!! HE’S NUTS!!!/my BUILDING didn’t STOP him, isn’t it supposed to be safe? THAT’S WHY I MOVED HERE! it coulda been FAKE cops! dressed up!
While the police left Ali at Lindsay’s (“We went, she checked out fine, and we left,” said the sheriff’s department), Michael remains defiant. “Lindsay can twitter all she wants. This is about Ali and her welfare,” he tweeted. “Ali is 16 and [mother] Dina has no right allowing Ali to be in such elements.”
“It is very serious and my ex could be in big trouble,” said Dina. ” He’s dangerous…. If he can’t get to them he is going to try to hurt them — it’s not good.” Is Michael valid in his concerns or have his own frightening run-ins with the law cost him the right to interfere?
Even he knows it now: any lawyer that would represent Jon Gosselin is not someone you’d want to represent you. Our favorite reality dad tweeted this morning that he has fired Anthony List only weeks after the former assistant U.S. attorney filed to remove Jon’s child support obligations and seek primary custody (“I terminated him on April 15, 2010…He has no legal right to speak to the press or anyone on my behalf”). According to JoGo, he never wanted to take custody from Kate in the first place. “[List] filed for that…I only wanted a more flexible custody schedule so I could be with my kids,” he told TMZ, adding that he still plans to pay child support. “I just can’t afford the $22,000 a month right now. That is why I’m trying to find a job.” Kate’s lawyers mocked List’s work, claiming there wasn’t even an address listed on the court papers. Jon now says he and the suits are working together “amicably” to resolve the matter.
Thankfully for them, any new friends he’s making in her legal team won’t be asked if he can crash in their den. While JoGo has yet to find any TV hosting gigs, your boy is at least fulfilling his parental obligation to find sex partners (hey, according to Life & Style, screwing is very important for single parents). “He has a new 40-something, Washington, D.C. love interest,” someone who cares told Us Weekly. “She’s rich—and he’s hoping to have her back one of his projects.” While we can’t believe any woman still wants to catch a ride on JoGo’s star, we’re comforted to at least see him finally aiming for ladies his age and older. Sugar moms we sort of get, but sugar nieces? Ew.