Okay, best family Halloween portrait ever? We don’t know who Jessica Simpson is dressed as but we’re wowed by how she looks in her leather corset, lace skirt and pigtails. Hello cleavage and hello humongous weight loss. Major props to fiance Eric Johnson‘s as well for his plaid Braveheart costume complete with the mullet. But the star of this picture is little Maxwell Drew, who we are fixated by in her feathered chicken outfit. It’s just … brain explodingly awesome. J. Simp tweeted the image out twice just hours ago, with the first link reading, “Happy Halloween!!!” and the second saying, “Trick or Treat?” Both tweets led to the photograph on her website. The singer seems to be really committed to her Halloween costumes. Remember last year’s big pregnancy reveal? It happened while Jessica was dressed up as a Mummy. Geddit? A mummy? It’s the photograph on the right, to refresh your memory! We’d really like to put this photo in our list of scarily sexy twitpics but can’t for two reasons: 1. It’s not scary even though she looks sexy, and 2. Could anything be scary when a picture with Maxwell dressed as a fluffy chicken is involved?
[Photos via Jessica Simpson]
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Halloween is finally here, and to celebrate we’ve rounded up the most scarily sexy twitpix from this October! OK, we do it at the end of every month, but today we’ve got a bumper crop of 50 (count ‘em!) of the hottest photos from the last month to light your jack-o-lantern. All of your favorites are here, including Queen of the Selfies Kim Kardashian showing off two smokin’ hot Halloween costumes. We’ve got super stars like Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Fergie, and super models like Heidi Klum, Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Bar Refaeli! VH1′s Couples Therapy star Courtney Stodden makes an appearance, as does former My Fair Brady goddess Adrianne Curry. But of course, lording over it all, is Twitter favorite Coco, back from her intrepid reporting on Hurricane Sandy. It’s all here in the gallery below! Make sure you take a look before you head out to trick or treat, folks.
Those rumors of Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora dating were never really confirmed. Especially since Rob was spotted on a go-karting date with Rihanna when those rumors were at their peak. And they went to the Playboy club as well. Cough cough. And around the same time, Rita was spotted with the very toff-sounding Harley “Sylvester” Alexander-Sule of the British hip-hop pair Rizzle Kicks. So we thought that this was just a passing affection for both Rita and Rob since they were spending time with other people. But that was two months ago and the whole Rihanna-Chris Brown business started so we knew that Rob and Ri-Ri were a no-go. And that Rob and Rita definitely are a go-go! How do we know this? Because they’ve taken their romance public with Rob tweeting the picture you see above, with a simple message that read, “Boo.” Aren’t they the cutest? Another tweet soon followed, with the photograph you see below, attached, saying, “Moms” which looks like something out of Reality Bites. Young love, sigh.
[Photos via Twitter]
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We’ve been here before. 2010 saw mass hysteria as the world figured out that Justin Bieber‘s teeny tattoo was real. Our boi has grown since and his ink collection has as well. As he was frolicking with girlfriend, Selena Gomez, in Hawaii last year, mostly shirtless, he made grown women check out his torso in ways that were both creepy and … even more creepy. Hell, he’s even shared a memorable tattoo moment with his dad since! Then there was the new “Believe” tattoo that got David Letterman to yell at him! You would think that that would serve as a cease and desist, but have a seat and ponder over how wrong you were. Because, and we know this thanks to his very active Instagram account, the Biebs now has a brand new owl tattoo on his arm, the picture of which was helpfully captioned with, “Befo the paps get me.” It’s totally growing on us. Okay … it’s grown on us. We think it’s so cute, but if you thought that that was the only adorable thing on his various social media thingamijigs, have a seat and do the whole “How wrong I was” deal again. Say hello to Pac the hamster. If you can tear your eyes away from Justin’s wrist bling, that little guy will coax baby gurgles out of you. So — cuteness stand-off, guys. Hamster … or owl? And just to make it even harder for you, here’s one of Justin WITH the hamster.
Not doing it for you? Well, brace yourself for this one. El Swoono. Read more…
East Coast peeps, we hope you’re safe, stocked up and dry. Hurricane Sandy’s been causing all kinds of a mess but we’re staying put and waiting for it to … blow over. This too shall pass, right? So, to keep you distracted and entertained at the same time, through the Frankenstorm, we thought we’d take a gander over at celebrityville and see what the word on Twitter is. Worked for us, because we found at least 10 H’wood tweets that made us crack up in different ways. For instance, while Ricky Gervais‘ tweet made us crack up laughing, Lindsay Lohan‘s made us crack out heads against a wall. And since we can’t banter with them in person, we still got some repartee to dish out. So, we’ll just do it the best way we can — right here!
1. Ricky Gervais: Now we’re calling Sandy “Kandy” now, thanks to you, Ricky. Repping the “K”!
2. Lindsay Lohan: Right, because it’s really not that serious, L.L? World, do not take disaster advice from L.L. EVER.
Man, this is some scary business to wake up to. P.Diddy was involved in a serious car crash in L.A. A car that was driving ahead of his SUV, made a left in front of Diddy’s vehicle, which T-boned into it. Contact Music says that the accident occurred right in front of the Beverly Hills Hotel. So far, all we know is that the police were at the scene and an ambulance was called, but luckily no one was hurt, even though all three involved — the two drivers and the rapper — did say they were in pain. TMZ has the pictures, and it looks pretty bad as the front of Diddy’s Cadillac Escalade looks totaled. Diddy was pretty shaken and had to sit down on the grass for some time to recover. Apparently no one was cited even though a report was filled out. News of the car crash has also spread within his circle of friends: Russell Simmons put his concern out there by tweeting, “glad to hear my man Puff is ok…” We second that. We’re really glad that Diddy and everyone else involved are fine. Their cars are going to need serious TLC, though!
[Photo: Getty Images]
I want to preface this post by saying that, coincidentally, I now have the same hair as Ashley Greene‘s thanks to the fact that she just dyed her hair red. Maybe she and I can be BFF and discuss her need for a new wardrobe. That hair requires a whole lot of different clothing, as is evidenced by her outfit today. I really do want to love the hair on her but I find it ages her unnecessarily. She’s such a pretty pretty girl, that the color may just be too harsh on her. She was spotted with the new dye job in New York while have lunch with some friends. Ashley’s going to be making her way to South Africa to promote Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2. Her twitter gave us a heads up, as she tweeted, “Not gonna lie- I’m a little bummed to leave NYC while the weather is so perfect. But the fact i’m headed to South Africa makes it ok!” Wonder if she’s going to take her new hair with her? If so, I’m curious about her red carpet plan! Because she’s been doing fantastically at events of late, and that chestnut hair worked on her like a dream. Seriously, do you like this new hair? Here’s a little reminder and a comparison as to what she used to look like before the weekend. Vote and let us know which Ashley avatar you prefer —- brunette or redhead.
[Photos: Splash News Online/ Getty Images]
In case you were wondering how Donald Trump felt about the Robsten reunion, the ever-outgoing mogul took to Twitter to make his feelings known. Trump issued a strong warning to Robert Pattinson against getting back together with former girlfriend and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart after she was caught cheating on him with her Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders back in July. Although he was probably just trying to be helpful, the 66-year-old dispensed the advice in his own uniquely abrasive way. Would you expect any less from The Trump?
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart,” he tweeted last night, after reports circulated that Rob and Kristen were seen back together in LA. “She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!” So we guess he’s Team Edward? Predictably, Trump faced a pretty epic twitter backlash from Robsten loving Twi-Hards, but still he remained defiant. Having zillions of dollars can do that to you, we guess. “Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion,” he wrote in a follow up tweet. “She will cheat again–100 certain–am I ever wrong?” To answer that question, we’d like to present you with this picture of Trump’s hair. If that’s not wrong, we don’t know what is.
We can’t help but trip over Psy‘s Gangnam Style dancing, even though we physically trip over our two left feet while trying to attempt it. Then we saw Britney Spears with Psy on The Ellen Degeneres Show and couldn’t stop squeeing because it was so hilarious, even though Ellen out-danced Brit-Brit. Then, something came up that blew the whole episode out of the water. Remember Hugh Jackman‘s first official image from The Wolverine? It’s pretty much imprinted in our brains and it would take something pretty spectacular to replace it. Psy himself, just tweeted that very spectacular thing that has edged itself in as the very awesome replacement. See it above? It’s just pure genius — Psy along with Hugh, both in character as Wolverine — with the claws, natch — posing Gangnam Style! Psy sounded pretty stoked about the photo op, writing, “Had a great time with RealHughJackman
#GangnamStyleWolverine~!!! lol” We were wondering how the hell Psy managed to get the picture, and Hugh’s twitter explained the story. His latest tweet reads, “Slicing gangnam style!!!! Great to meet psy_oppa who visited set yesterday.” He attached the photograph below. Mystery solved! Looks like Psy really dressed up for the meet-and-great. We would too!
[Photos via Twitter]
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The First Official Image Of Hugh Jackman In The Wolverine Emerges
We’re starting to get the impression that Hulk Hogan’s sex tape partner Heather Clem had a pretty open marriage with her husband, DJ Bubba The Love Sponge. Like, really open. Open enough to drive a couple semi-trucks through. If you thought it was pretty weird to let your best friend sleep with your wife, brace yourself because that was just the the tip of the sexual iceberg. According to RadarOnline, The Hulk was just one of many famous faces who made a sex tape with Mrs. The Love Sponge.
“Bubba regularly brought his wife’s sex tapes into work at the radio station and would show them to the staff,” says an insider at Bubba’s office. “When the Hulk tape was leaked none of his staff were surprised because they’d all seen it already! And that wasn’t the only tape they saw with Heather having sex with a celebrity.” The source went on to claim that she got into bed while the camera’s rolled with at least two other big names. “It was just sort of a regular thing when it came to Heather and Bubba. They were known for taping Heather’s sexscapades and it just so happened to involve famous people sometimes.”