Most of us here on the east coast had to stick hot poptarts down our pants to keep warm in the frigid temperatures on the way to work. But it’s good to know that at least Rihanna and Lady Gaga were enjoying warm weather! The dueling pop titans each posted hot bikini photo from some glorious tropic paradise. Riri was celebrating the completion of her latest album Unapologetic, which hits stores on the 17th!
“We havin a celebration…. WE HAVE AN ALBUM!!! #UNAPOLOGETIC,” she tweeted over the weekend. “Man my album is complete, and I need a f**king drink and a roll up! It was quite the journey, but it’s all part of our story! #UNAPOLOGETIC.” It’s her fourth record in four years, so that’s definitely cause for some well deserved R&R!
Mama Monster also hit the beach over the weekend, but it definitely wasn’t as relaxing. Despite famously flaunting her figure in super revealing stage attire, Gaga claims she’s much less at home in a two piece swimsuit. I fear beachwear,” she captioned a photo of her rockin’ a Miller Lite bikini. “But a Starlight reminded me miller light goes all the way.” Check out more down below!
Rihanna celebrated Halloween by dressing up as the Queen of Ganja, but she celebrated the day after Halloween by dressing down as the Queen of Sexy! The singer recently posted (yet another) half undressed pic to her instagram, stripped except for her green veil. Riri’s future wedding (un)dress, we wonder? “The morning after! Hello November,” she captioned the sizzling photo. She had spent that night living it up at her Halloween party, held at West Hollywood’s Greystones Manor. She arrived with friends Shaniece Hairston, and Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada, but soon was seen hanging with Chris Brown, who showed up wearing the worst costume of all time. Other guests included Paris Hilton, comedian Kevin Hart, and Lindsay Lohan, but Rihanna obviously stole the show in her costume that paid tribute to her favorite 4:20 pastime. Head down below for a better look at the hotness!
We are really beginning to wonder about Chris Brown. That is, wonder whether medical researchers are looking into what it is about certain people who seem to be completely missing the filter that says, “You may find this funny/acceptable/cool, but you will actually make yourself look like the worst human being, so don’t do it.” The latest evidence of CB’s missing filter is the above Instagram, which he posted yesterday with the caption: “Ain’t nobody F—ing wit my clique!!!!#ohb.”
Best case scenario, they were simply dressed as “nomads,” crossing the line of political correctness by using an ethnicity as a costume. (And that tattoo really was just supposed to be a Day of the Dead mask, too, right?) Worst, they are dressed as terrorists and making a statement about their attitude toward the rest of the world. Probably something in between. Like Breezy genuinely thought this would be funny. And again, turned out to be horribly, horribly mistaken. Oh, and did we mention he posted this on his way to Rihanna’s Halloween party?
Here are some other celebrities’ whose costumes in recent years didn’t come across quite as they’d intended:
Okay, best family Halloween portrait ever? We don’t know who Jessica Simpson is dressed as but we’re wowed by how she looks in her leather corset, lace skirt and pigtails. Hello cleavage and hello humongous weight loss. Major props to fiance Eric Johnson‘s as well for his plaid Braveheart costume complete with the mullet. But the star of this picture is little Maxwell Drew, who we are fixated by in her feathered chicken outfit. It’s just … brain explodingly awesome. J. Simp tweeted the image out twice just hours ago, with the first link reading, “Happy Halloween!!!” and the second saying, “Trick or Treat?” Both tweets led to the photograph on her website. The singer seems to be really committed to her Halloween costumes. Remember last year’s big pregnancy reveal? It happened while Jessica was dressed up as a Mummy. Geddit? A mummy? It’s the photograph on the right, to refresh your memory! We’d really like to put this photo in our list of scarily sexy twitpics but can’t for two reasons: 1. It’s not scary even though she looks sexy, and 2. Could anything be scary when a picture with Maxwell dressed as a fluffy chicken is involved?
[Photos via Jessica Simpson]
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Halloween is finally here, and to celebrate we’ve rounded up the most scarily sexy twitpix from this October! OK, we do it at the end of every month, but today we’ve got a bumper crop of 50 (count ‘em!) of the hottest photos from the last month to light your jack-o-lantern. All of your favorites are here, including Queen of the Selfies Kim Kardashian showing off two smokin’ hot Halloween costumes. We’ve got super stars like Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Fergie, and super models like Heidi Klum, Kate Upton, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Bar Refaeli! VH1′s Couples Therapy star Courtney Stodden makes an appearance, as does former My Fair Brady goddess Adrianne Curry. But of course, lording over it all, is Twitter favorite Coco, back from her intrepid reporting on Hurricane Sandy. It’s all here in the gallery below! Make sure you take a look before you head out to trick or treat, folks.
Those rumors of Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora dating were never really confirmed. Especially since Rob was spotted on a go-karting date with Rihanna when those rumors were at their peak. And they went to the Playboy club as well. Cough cough. And around the same time, Rita was spotted with the very toff-sounding Harley “Sylvester” Alexander-Sule of the British hip-hop pair Rizzle Kicks. So we thought that this was just a passing affection for both Rita and Rob since they were spending time with other people. But that was two months ago and the whole Rihanna-Chris Brown business started so we knew that Rob and Ri-Ri were a no-go. And that Rob and Rita definitely are a go-go! How do we know this? Because they’ve taken their romance public with Rob tweeting the picture you see above, with a simple message that read, “Boo.” Aren’t they the cutest? Another tweet soon followed, with the photograph you see below, attached, saying, “Moms” which looks like something out of Reality Bites. Young love, sigh.
[Photos via Twitter]
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We’ve been here before. 2010 saw mass hysteria as the world figured out that Justin Bieber‘s teeny tattoo was real. Our boi has grown since and his ink collection has as well. As he was frolicking with girlfriend, Selena Gomez, in Hawaii last year, mostly shirtless, he made grown women check out his torso in ways that were both creepy and … even more creepy. Hell, he’s even shared a memorable tattoo moment with his dad since! Then there was the new “Believe” tattoo that got David Letterman to yell at him! You would think that that would serve as a cease and desist, but have a seat and ponder over how wrong you were. Because, and we know this thanks to his very active Instagram account, the Biebs now has a brand new owl tattoo on his arm, the picture of which was helpfully captioned with, “Befo the paps get me.” It’s totally growing on us. Okay … it’s grown on us. We think it’s so cute, but if you thought that that was the only adorable thing on his various social media thingamijigs, have a seat and do the whole “How wrong I was” deal again. Say hello to Pac the hamster. If you can tear your eyes away from Justin’s wrist bling, that little guy will coax baby gurgles out of you. So — cuteness stand-off, guys. Hamster … or owl? And just to make it even harder for you, here’s one of Justin WITH the hamster.
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East Coast peeps, we hope you’re safe, stocked up and dry. Hurricane Sandy’s been causing all kinds of a mess but we’re staying put and waiting for it to … blow over. This too shall pass, right? So, to keep you distracted and entertained at the same time, through the Frankenstorm, we thought we’d take a gander over at celebrityville and see what the word on Twitter is. Worked for us, because we found at least 10 H’wood tweets that made us crack up in different ways. For instance, while Ricky Gervais‘ tweet made us crack up laughing, Lindsay Lohan‘s made us crack out heads against a wall. And since we can’t banter with them in person, we still got some repartee to dish out. So, we’ll just do it the best way we can — right here!
1. Ricky Gervais: Now we’re calling Sandy “Kandy” now, thanks to you, Ricky. Repping the “K”!
2. Lindsay Lohan: Right, because it’s really not that serious, L.L? World, do not take disaster advice from L.L. EVER.
Man, this is some scary business to wake up to. P.Diddy was involved in a serious car crash in L.A. A car that was driving ahead of his SUV, made a left in front of Diddy’s vehicle, which T-boned into it. Contact Music says that the accident occurred right in front of the Beverly Hills Hotel. So far, all we know is that the police were at the scene and an ambulance was called, but luckily no one was hurt, even though all three involved — the two drivers and the rapper — did say they were in pain. TMZ has the pictures, and it looks pretty bad as the front of Diddy’s Cadillac Escalade looks totaled. Diddy was pretty shaken and had to sit down on the grass for some time to recover. Apparently no one was cited even though a report was filled out. News of the car crash has also spread within his circle of friends: Russell Simmons put his concern out there by tweeting, “glad to hear my man Puff is ok…” We second that. We’re really glad that Diddy and everyone else involved are fine. Their cars are going to need serious TLC, though!
[Photo: Getty Images]
I want to preface this post by saying that, coincidentally, I now have the same hair as Ashley Greene‘s thanks to the fact that she just dyed her hair red. Maybe she and I can be BFF and discuss her need for a new wardrobe. That hair requires a whole lot of different clothing, as is evidenced by her outfit today. I really do want to love the hair on her but I find it ages her unnecessarily. She’s such a pretty pretty girl, that the color may just be too harsh on her. She was spotted with the new dye job in New York while have lunch with some friends. Ashley’s going to be making her way to South Africa to promote Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2. Her twitter gave us a heads up, as she tweeted, “Not gonna lie- I’m a little bummed to leave NYC while the weather is so perfect. But the fact i’m headed to South Africa makes it ok!” Wonder if she’s going to take her new hair with her? If so, I’m curious about her red carpet plan! Because she’s been doing fantastically at events of late, and that chestnut hair worked on her like a dream. Seriously, do you like this new hair? Here’s a little reminder and a comparison as to what she used to look like before the weekend. Vote and let us know which Ashley avatar you prefer —- brunette or redhead.
[Photos: Splash News Online/ Getty Images]