East Coast peeps, we hope you’re safe, stocked up and dry. Hurricane Sandy’s been causing all kinds of a mess but we’re staying put and waiting for it to … blow over. This too shall pass, right? So, to keep you distracted and entertained at the same time, through the Frankenstorm, we thought we’d take a gander over at celebrityville and see what the word on Twitter is. Worked for us, because we found at least 10 H’wood tweets that made us crack up in different ways. For instance, while Ricky Gervais‘ tweet made us crack up laughing, Lindsay Lohan‘s made us crack out heads against a wall. And since we can’t banter with them in person, we still got some repartee to dish out. So, we’ll just do it the best way we can — right here!
1. Ricky Gervais: Now we’re calling Sandy “Kandy” now, thanks to you, Ricky. Repping the “K”!
2. Lindsay Lohan: Right, because it’s really not that serious, L.L? World, do not take disaster advice from L.L. EVER.
Man, this is some scary business to wake up to. P.Diddy was involved in a serious car crash in L.A. A car that was driving ahead of his SUV, made a left in front of Diddy’s vehicle, which T-boned into it. Contact Music says that the accident occurred right in front of the Beverly Hills Hotel. So far, all we know is that the police were at the scene and an ambulance was called, but luckily no one was hurt, even though all three involved — the two drivers and the rapper — did say they were in pain. TMZ has the pictures, and it looks pretty bad as the front of Diddy’s Cadillac Escalade looks totaled. Diddy was pretty shaken and had to sit down on the grass for some time to recover. Apparently no one was cited even though a report was filled out. News of the car crash has also spread within his circle of friends: Russell Simmons put his concern out there by tweeting, “glad to hear my man Puff is ok…” We second that. We’re really glad that Diddy and everyone else involved are fine. Their cars are going to need serious TLC, though!
I want to preface this post by saying that, coincidentally, I now have the same hair as Ashley Greene‘s thanks to the fact that she just dyed her hair red. Maybe she and I can be BFF and discuss her need for a new wardrobe. That hair requires a whole lot of different clothing, as is evidenced by her outfit today. I really do want to love the hair on her but I find it ages her unnecessarily. She’s such a pretty pretty girl, that the color may just be too harsh on her. She was spotted with the new dye job in New York while have lunch with some friends. Ashley’s going to be making her way to South Africa to promote Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2. Her twitter gave us a heads up, as she tweeted, “Not gonna lie- I’m a little bummed to leave NYC while the weather is so perfect. But the fact i’m headed to South Africa makes it ok!” Wonder if she’s going to take her new hair with her? If so, I’m curious about her red carpet plan! Because she’s been doing fantastically at events of late, and that chestnut hair worked on her like a dream. Seriously, do you like this new hair? Here’s a little reminder and a comparison as to what she used to look like before the weekend. Vote and let us know which Ashley avatar you prefer —- brunette or redhead.
In case you were wondering how Donald Trump felt about the Robsten reunion, the ever-outgoing mogul took to Twitter to make his feelings known. Trump issued a strong warning to Robert Pattinson against getting back together with former girlfriend and Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart after she was caught cheating on him with her Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders back in July. Although he was probably just trying to be helpful, the 66-year-old dispensed the advice in his own uniquely abrasive way. Would you expect any less from The Trump?
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart,” he tweeted last night, after reports circulated that Rob and Kristen were seen back together in LA. “She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again — just watch. He can do much better!” So we guess he’s Team Edward? Predictably, Trump faced a pretty epic twitter backlash from Robsten loving Twi-Hards, but still he remained defiant. Having zillions of dollars can do that to you, we guess. “Lots of response to my Pattinson/Kristen Stewart reunion,” he wrote in a follow up tweet. “She will cheat again–100 certain–am I ever wrong?” To answer that question, we’d like to present you with this picture of Trump’s hair. If that’s not wrong, we don’t know what is.
We can’t help but trip over Psy‘s Gangnam Style dancing, even though we physically trip over our two left feet while trying to attempt it. Then we saw Britney Spears with Psy on The Ellen Degeneres Show and couldn’t stop squeeing because it was so hilarious, even though Ellen out-danced Brit-Brit. Then, something came up that blew the whole episode out of the water. Remember Hugh Jackman‘s first official image from The Wolverine? It’s pretty much imprinted in our brains and it would take something pretty spectacular to replace it. Psy himself, just tweeted that very spectacular thing that has edged itself in as the very awesome replacement. See it above? It’s just pure genius — Psy along with Hugh, both in character as Wolverine — with the claws, natch — posing Gangnam Style! Psy sounded pretty stoked about the photo op, writing, “Had a great time with RealHughJackman#GangnamStyleWolverine~!!! lol” We were wondering how the hell Psy managed to get the picture, and Hugh’s twitter explained the story. His latest tweet reads, “Slicing gangnam style!!!! Great to meet psy_oppa who visited set yesterday.” He attached the photograph below. Mystery solved! Looks like Psyreally dressed up for the meet-and-great. We would too!
We’re starting to get the impression that Hulk Hogan’s sex tape partner Heather Clem had a pretty open marriage with her husband, DJ Bubba The Love Sponge. Like, really open. Open enough to drive a couple semi-trucks through. If you thought it was pretty weird to let your best friend sleep with your wife, brace yourself because that was just the the tip of the sexual iceberg. According to RadarOnline, The Hulk was just one of many famous faces who made a sex tape with Mrs. The Love Sponge.
“Bubba regularly brought his wife’s sex tapes into work at the radio station and would show them to the staff,” says an insider at Bubba’s office. “When the Hulk tape was leaked none of his staff were surprised because they’d all seen it already! And that wasn’t the only tape they saw with Heather having sex with a celebrity.” The source went on to claim that she got into bed while the camera’s rolled with at least two other big names. “It was just sort of a regular thing when it came to Heather and Bubba. They were known for taping Heather’s sexscapades and it just so happened to involve famous people sometimes.”
We interrupt our moderately informative blogging to bring you this update on Amber Rose and her 21-week-old baby bump: Yes, they both continue to be two of the cutest things on the planet. The model’s 29th birthday is coming up this weekend, but her friends and mother surprised her with a party on Sunday, and documented it all for our viewing pleasure.
“Awww @priscillaono surprised me with all my besties for a early BDay Party! Thx I love all u guys soooo much,” Wiz Khalifa’s fiancee tweeted. “My Bday isn’t until oct 21st but I won’t be back in la until after my BDay so my friends celebrated 2nite with me! How Cute :-)”
And now we want to accessorize our own baby bumps with Amber’s polka-dot retro dress, Converse sneaks and Rosie the Riveter kerchief. We’re not sure we could quite pull off giant hoop earrings the way Amber and her mom (!) do. Maternity lines must be pounding on Amber’s door to get her to model for them, right?
When we posted Shakira‘s adorable (but hazy) baby bump picture, we thought we were going to have to wait a while till we got another glimpse. The singer herself posted the photograph up on her Facebook page a week ago, writing, “Now I don’t have a six pack, only one pack!!” What we didn’t realize was that we’d be treated to more clear shots of her rocking out while performing in Azerbaijan so soon after! Just look at her — she looks amazing! She shimmied her way through a number of her biggest hits like Waka Waka at the FIFA U-17 Women’s World Cup 2012 Final between France and Korea DPR at the Tofig Bahramov Stadium in Baku on Saturday. She sent out this adorable tweet, right before the performance, that read, “In a few minutes it will be our baby’s first time on stage and precisely at a football event! Magic Shak.” Fans were treated to a number of tweets right after, including one that said, “I felt awesome on stage! We really enjoyed tonight! Shak” which had the sexiest baby bump picture ever. That felt so wrong typing that, but it’s true! Just look at the picture!
Oh, Kim Kardashian. How is it that your boyfriend, the self-proclaimed couture superstar, Kanye West, signed off on that outfit? We’re talking about the bondage-inspired bustier top on the right, worn on a night out Prime 112 Steakhouse in Miami Beach. Firstly, it defies the law of gravity, because how the hell is that thing keeping her contained? Secondly, we’re wondering how her wardrobe marshal, Kanye let her out of the house because that top has made its very flimsy appearance once before. Repeating an outfit. Gasp! Kim wore it to the DuJour Magazine launch party in New York a month ago. And if it’s, by some odd chance, not the same top, then Kim has way too much weird clothing in her closet. It looks similar, but you never know, right? But if Kanye has figured out that she repeated an outfit, Kim’s already figured out a way to mollify him. It’s her choice of Halloween outfit, and there’s no other way to describe that thing other than eye-popping. The photograph on the left, but you knew that already. Kim was kind (and exhibitionist) enough to share it with the whole world because there’s no such thing as “boundaries” to a Kardashian. Her enlightening tweet read, “Rawwwr!!! Halloween Costume shopping.” Ten bucks says she’s fall out of that top an hour into wearing it.
Does anyone else find it hilarious that PETA picked Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino for a campaign that promotes spaying and neutering animals? It’s to increase awareness and to prevent animal over-population and homelessness, but basically, in our heads, it’s The Sitch and neutering in one sentence which cracks us up hard. But, we’re not trying to be mean — you laughed too, okay — because he’s done a really good thing here. And hey, you have to give props to the campaign for being catchy! It’s not half as racy as some of the PETA campaigns like the “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” advertisements, also because we’re kind of used to him being shirtless, but this one’s “Too much p—y can be a bad thing” is definitely one of the smarter slogans PETA has used! Mike gave the world a heads up about the campaign being out on his Twitter account, saying, “Here it is! It was a pleasure working with peta on this campaign. A great cause with an important message!” There’s even a PSA video to go with the campaign shot which you can see below. Color us impressed, Sitch!