Katy Perry might need to lock and load her whip-cream bra for another round, because if recent quotes are any indication, her fiance Russell Brand is basically in love with Helen Mirren, gushing, “She’s got that potency, doesn’t she? That’s why she can play queens and leaders.” Sort of icky, right? Having made previous creepy [...]
Unrequited Crushes
McCain Says Snooki’s Too Hot For Jail, Finally Proves That He’s Cooler Than Obama
rnrnIn a desperate attempt to seem hip to young people, John McCain once again spills the beans about his hopeless crush on Snooki, this time during a radio interview. Yesterday, the former Presidential candidate practically swooned into the microphone while talking to Phoenix’s KMLE, agreeing that, “I kind of think she might be too good [...]
