Mark Wahlberg plays a great bully. The Departed, I Heart Huckabees, Three Kings, Four Brothers—let him push people around and he’s hilarious. So more people should have realized that Wahlberg wasn’t really mad when he saw Andy Samberg‘s hysterical “Mark Wahlberg Talks To Animals” skit on Saturday Night Live. Waxing nostalgic for Joe Piscopo? Telling Jimmy Kimmel he’s going to break Samberg’s nose? He’s not really steamed, folks. It’s an act.
How do we know? Because instead of breaking Samberg’s nose on SNL saturday, Wahlberg asked Amy Poehler, Josh Brolin (“You were the Goonies movie, right? I produce Entourage!”) and a live donkey to say hi to their mothers for him (sadly, he didn’t ask Sarah Palin). No word on whether Brolin has passed Wahlberg’s sentiments on to stepmother Barbra Streisand.
AllHiphop.com has confirmed earlier reports that comedian/singer Rudy Ray Moore passed away on Sunday from complications from diabetes. While Moore is best known for classic blaxploitation comedies such as Dolemite and The Human Tornado, he also released an impressive amount of risque comedy albums, like Eat Out More Often, The Cockpit and This Ain’t No White Christmas! His risque rhymes (“He think he’s bad and ain’t got no class! I’m gon’ rock this shotgun up his muthaf*ckin’ ass!”) made him a major influence on rap—just ask Snoop Dogg, who collaborated with Moore.
Take a look at his X-rated album covers in the gallery. After the jump, some of Moore’s proudest cinematic moments.
Following a pretty storming appearance on Friday Night With Jonathan Ross last week, where she skewered the British chat show host quite brilliantly, you’d expect Sarah Silverman to go down well on her first ever UK stand-up performance, last night at London’s Hammersmith Apollo. But it was not to be — and she found herself on the receiving end of boos and catcalls from the audience when she ended her set after just 40 minutes. Fans who’d paid up to $85 (£50) for a ticket were raging at the perceived lack of value for money as a lot of her set came from the Jesus is Magic DVD. You can make British people wait in line for two days, we’ll say “sorry” when you barge into us, but GIVE US VALUE FOR MONEY, dammit.
“It was a great show – what more do you want? Go home!”, she said, after being forced back onto stage. But comments from concert-goers dubbed her set “unprofessional [and] boring” and said,”I have never been more p*ssed off at paying £45 to see someone so unentertaining and completely unprepared.”
We bet Sarah’s quaking in her boots at the barrage of criticism posted by anonymous web users. Grrr. But seriously Sarah — weren’t we worth more effort? (Actually, don’t answer that) [Source: Times Online, The London Paper; Photo: Getty Images]
Obviously we’re all counting the days until Who’s Nailin’ Palin comes out. Just the thought of porn stars portraying characters based on Sarah Palin, Condi Rice and Hillary Clinton engaging in a threesome gets us all hot and bothered. The only thing better than being politically active is being sexually active, obviously! Lucky for us pervs, the first minute of Hustler‘s political porno has leaked onto the web, and we’ve got it for you above. While there’s no hardcore booty action in the clip, you can tell it’s gonna head there real fast. Forget the election, focus on these erections instead!
As we told you earlier this week, Madonna and her Material Guy are kaput after eight years of faux-English-accented, long-distance matrimony. And while we aren’t exactly surprised, we’re certainly bummed for everyone involved. After weeks of rumors, an “affair of the heart” and finally Madonna’s diss the other night at her Boston show, we decided that what everyone needs is a little healing, and nothing heals a heartbreak like music. Since we refuse to take sides in this (we’re totally fair like that), we’ve made two playlists of videos specifically tailored to the experience each is having. So while they’re sorting through their ginormous piles of money this weekend, they’ll have a little something to listen to.
Katy Perry had her cake and ate sh*t too – like four times. The “I Kissed A Girl” singer performed at the MTV Latin American Awards in Guadalajara, Mexico and then jumped into a huge cake after she was done singing. Then she tried to get up and slipped around in the frosting, falling over several times.
BritneySpears.com has been relaunched into a peppy, glossy, glammed up site, one that matches Britney’s transformation over the past few months. Nothing says major personal and professional growth like a revamped website! Brit’s even showing us the “real her” with a bunch of videos, starting with this one introducing us to her site. We love seeing our girl in a more intimate setting, but as usual she’s been trained to behave like a robot, reciting words off a giant note card and smiling on cue. No one wants the Britney of 2007 to reemerge, but does the new and improved starlet need to be kept on such a short leash? A few British accent moments would really spice things up a bit. Please, Larry Rudolph, please? [BritneySpears.com]
Coincidentally, the day her divorce was announced, Madonna made a shout out at her show in Boston to “the emotionally retarted…You might know a few people who fall into that category…God knows I do!” So who is this emotionally handicapped person of whom Madge speaks? Could it be her soon-to-be ex-husband Guy Ritchie? Only the Material Girl herself knows.
Well, there go the Arrested Development fans. Jessica Walter—Lucille Bluth to many of you—did not have her contract renewed for the second half of 90210‘s debut season. There are still plans for her to appear on the show, but in a diminished, guest star capacity. Yeah right, CW. We want Lucille!
OK, so this probably isn’t a bad idea if they’re going for the youth audience. Less money spent on drunk grandmothers is more money spent on emaciated hotties and guests from the ’90s. But there’s a subset of the audience that needed Walter’s batshit quotes (” I like how the water feels when it glides off my ass!”) to get them through the teen drama anony-slog. Will Adrianna talk about Ricardo Montalban cracking an egg on her ass? We doubt it! It’s hard to imagine the show ever topping this classic moment now.
There is one potential silver lining: someone might give Walter her own show!