Vienna Girardi


Vienna Lingers: Girardi Still Clinging To Fame

Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka of The Bachelor both had plenty of nasty things to say about one another when they broke up. Each accused the other of being a fame-whore and it turns out, they were both right! Sadly though, Vienna’s attempts to stay relevant are failing.

Girardi was turned away from a pre-Emmys party on Saturday because she was not on the list. (It wasn’t even an after party! And it wasn’t even the real Emmy’s!) She was also allegedly wearing jeans and a sweatshirt, which proves the girl has a lot to learn about attending Hollywood parties. She also attempted to sell some photos of her new boyfriend John Sala for $50,000 but sadly, no one was biting. A photo director, speaking to PopEater said “Vienna pitched the story and pictures to everyone and was shocked when everyone passed.” To John Sala we must pose the question: what part of any of this sounds healthy to you? Sure, it must be nice to have pictures of yourself valued at $50k. That certainly trumps the “In A Relationship” Facebook status most other new boyfriends get. But the thing is, um, it’s not real! Do yourself a favor and run far away before you become a casualty of the reality-whore wars.

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TheFABlife Bikini Awards: Crazies

(Welcome to TheFABlife Bikini Awards, where we pit half-naked celebs against each other and you vote for the finest skin-flaunter of the summer of 2010.)

The first round of mobile and online voting is now closed. Vienna Girardi is the winner of the Crazies! Vote for the Ultimate Bikini Awards winner in our final poll!

Behold: the crazies, that loveable rag-tag group of loons who run around foaming at the mouth ranting on reality shows and to z-list celebrity rags. They’re like the roaches of Sunset Boulevard, get rid of one and two more pop up. Lucky for us, some of them look good wearing next-to-nothing, like plastic surgery addict Heidi Montag, real housewife Kelly Bensimon, red carpet crasher Phoebe Price, and The Bachelor winner Vienna Girardi.

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Worst Photo-Op Ever: Bachelor Edition


Sure, they look like they’re having fun and are in love, we guess, but The Bachelor‘s newly engaged stars, Jake Pavelka and fianceé Vienna Girardi haven’t yet mastered the candid paparazzi photo. Here, Jake manages to look like he’s carrying Vienna to her wheelchair and slooowly loses his grip on her. (We completely understand how horrible that makes us sound, but LOOK at this picture and tell us you don’t see it too.) Practice for when they grow old together, we guess! [Photo: Splash News Online]