Chekkit, you guys. We’ve been graced by Stacy Keibler and George Clooney going public not once, but twice this week. The first was at Sunday’s New York Film Festival premiere of The Descendants. And now, it’s them looking giddy together in Paris at the premiere of The Ides of March. People got a guest on record, saying, “They came around 11:30 and stayed until well past 2:30 in the morning. They hugged some together, but weren’t what you would call very kissy-kissy in public. [But] he is remarkably attentive towards her. He seems very smitten. And she seemed very impressed by the evening.” Who wouldn’t be impressed by the evening? Especially when he introduced her to actresses Catherine Deneuve and Juliette Binoche.
Unfortunately, no one seemed to tell her that the double sided tape keeping her dress up, and her modesty preserved, was showing. No seriously, it was popping out of her left cup and no one, not even her stylist or makeup person, said anything? Tsk, tsk. As you’ll see after the jump, it was kind of transparent, luckily. But if Clooney doesn’t mind, who are we to say anything? Read more…
With a headline like that, you know this is going to be NSFW! Having said that, may we just dive in with our sympathies for Nancy Grace who had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction on Dancing With The Stars last night! It was that one cross celebrities have always got to bear (and dread) — the nipple slip. Nancy popped out of her top post a rather energetic performance which begged for a wardrobe malfunction anyway. Seriously, while watching her navigate that plunging neckline and all those moves, we were like — that’s trouble right there! They should’ve laid on that double sided tape!
To be very honest, ABC reacted with lightening quick reflexes and cut away from Nancy as soon as the offensive nipple slipped out so you really can’t see anything at all. When the camera comes back you see her mortified and hiding her face while Tom Bergeron says, “on the European version, that would be perfectly fine.” Now we have to wait and see what the backlash is going to be. On the scale of harsh, will it be mild … or Janet Jackson?
If we were to accidentally flash a group of people, it would be humiliating. Like, “Flash everyone at a White House dinner after we’ve turned our underwear inside out to save on laundry bills” humiliating. A Taylor Swift wardrobe malfunction, on the other hand, is just as cute and endearing as ours would be horrifying and cringe-worthy. Note to Taylor’s set designer: maybe move the upward-pointing wind machine from the end of the stage. We’re no engineers, but is just an embarrassing YouTube video waiting to happen.
Now, clearly this is nowhere near as gasp-inducing as Nicki Minaj’s nip slip earlier this month. Then again, if we know Nicki Minaj like we like to think we do, she would just cut two circles in her shirt a la Mean Girls and just keep on dancing like it was all intentional. Either way, what do Nicki and Taylor have in common? They didn’t stop singing, even in a moment when most of us would have collapsed to the stage in embarrassment after everyone saw our unmentionables. And that, our friends, is professionalism.
Prior to Tila Tequila announcing her engagement, Tila and “fiance” Casey Johnson walked the red carpet at the Famous Stars and Straps 10th Anniversary and Snoop Dogg’s 10th Album Event and had a little slip of the nip. That’s right – Tila’s areolas just popped out of her top and posed for the cameras too. Although Tila’s nipples made their red carpet debut, she’s not the fist celebrity to have a little booby wardrobe malfunction. Check out our gallery of other celebrity nipple slips! [Photo: Splash News Online]
According to the FFC, nipples on broadcast television do not get a pass. In fact, they consider even the faintest sliver of exposed areola to be a highly offensive and punishable crime (CBS was fined half a million dollars for Janet‘s nanosecond nipple slip). Thankfully, we’re on the internet - a world chock full of nipples and totally free of the FCC that would banish them forever!
For your viewing pleasure, here are 40 photos featuring accidental nip slips and lots of very revealing and very sheer tops. Either these ladies didn’t look in a mirror before leaving the house or they are just full-on liberated. While this is the internet and we did just shrug off the puritanical FCC, we do have a single shred of dignity left (plus – you know - we don’t want to be a porn site). So the nippleage in these photos will be covered in tasteful foliage.