Apparently, a few months ago technologist, hologramist and man-whose-name-auto-corrects-to-an-URL, will.i.am (seriously, that’s a link), added Theme Song Innovator to his illustrious resumé. It’s not surprising that Will is continuing to push the envelope in his creative endeavors, but to tell you the truth, he just looks bored here.
Do you think will.iam should have been given the opportunity to remix(?) Entertainment Tonight‘s theme song? Should we let him remake more theme songs? Should we let him wear promotional Beats By Dres in more promotional videos? It’s up to you.
The Black Eyed Peas are teaming up with James Cameron for a concert film that will bring you Fergie’s humps in 3D! Will i. am told Vibe magazine that the band approached the Avatar director to make a multi-dimensional movie documenting their dates in South America.
“It’s a full-length film and it’s based around our tour activities,” he said, “We’ve toured from America and Europe, to the Middle East, South America, Asia and Africa. It’s not like we go, ‘Yo, we are international, you know what I’m saying? London and Paris!’ No, that’s just two cities. We want to go across the planet.”
“We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet,” said the not-singer of U2, the Rolling Stones, Radiohead or Coldplay. The film is scheduled for release in 2011 and has a plot line developed by Cameron, which will.i.am described as “dope”. It better be good, considering they turned down our idea of having a luxury liner full of blue aliens collide with one of Fergie’s lovely lady lumps and sink. Where’s the love, James?