Ah, the sex gods of the World Cup. So manly, so hairless, and oh so…weepy? There may not be a lot of goals in soccer, but there sure are a hell of a lot of tears. And so, as World Cup frenzy officially comes to a close this weekend, we honor the men we’ve come [...]
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Cristiano Ronaldo: You’re Not Helping NYC’s Heat Wave
With total disregard for New York’s already-melting citizens, Cristiano Ronaldo is spending the afternoon lounging at NYC’s exclusive Soho House in the world’s tiniest Gucci swim trunks, undoubtedly pushing the citywide temp over the 100-degree mark. As we’re perpetually sweating off our makeup and gagging at the heated garbage smells, the soccer stud and new [...]
Ashley Cole And A Topless Woman Make Our Dreams Come True
You know what we dreamed about last night, curled up in a little ball on top of our air conditioner? Our subconscious took us to a magical place where skeezy British soccer (yes, SOCCER) stud Ashley Cole hit up the cheesiest, douchiest LA club and after a night of grinding and charming skanks with his [...]
Paris Hilton Cries Innocent After World Cup Drug Bust
We were hoping to see yet another modelesque mugshot of the notorious Paris Hilton (with dilated eyes this time!) since she was arrested on alleged drug charges today after the World Cup game in South Africa, but the charges were dropped after her accompanying friend took the fall. According to several South African media outlets [...]
Wax On, Wax Off: Wayne Rooney’s Chest Shaving Fetish Costs England World Cup, Might Dethrone Monarchy
Of course, our headline contains a heavy dose of sarcasm. That said, if you have been keeping up with the British tabloids in the wake of England’s disappointing performance in the 2010 World Cup, you would recognize that it’s indicative of the amount of vitriol directed at England’s premier striker, Wayne Rooney. Rooney —who, not [...]
Soccer Stud Landon Donovan Has An Alleged Love Child
Soccer star Landon Donovan is coming home to a lot of controversy after Team U.S.A lost to Ghana in the World Cup. A British mystery mistress claims to be carrying Landon’s love child, and is threatening to provide the details to a couple of British tabloids. Apparently the baby was conceived last winter during the [...]
Hot Wives And Messy Love Lives Of The World Cup
Two weeks ago, we served up a healthy dose of abs with The World Cup’s Hottest Players. If you are anything like us, you were jumping up and down in your chair when the adorable Landon Donovan scored USA’s winning goal and spent the better part of the last two weeks drooling over sexy soccer [...]
John Travolta Serenades Socceroos
We know just a few things about the Australian World Cup football team. Number one, they are nicknamed the Socceroos, which is adorable. Number two, they got creamed by Germany last weekend, losing 4-0 in their opening game. And number three, they had to endure further embarrassment when John Travolta sang “You’re The One That [...]
25 Sexy (And Shirtless) Reasons To Watch The World Cup
Traditionally Americans could give a sh*t about soccer, or as most in the world know it, “football.” As the 2010 FIFA World Cup kicks off in South Africa today, we’re giving you 25 drool-inducing reasons to tune in that don’t require knowing what a yellow card means. All that running required of footballers produces what [...]
