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by (@missmuttoo)

Top 5 WTF Fashion Moments At Cannes This Year

The 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival wrapped up this weekend, and not a minute too soon. Our brains were starting to feel the fatigue due to the influx of too many premieres and too much fashion. But now that it’s over, we’re feeling a sort of fond affinity to a couple of gowns that stand out in our minds, not because they were best-dressed or worst-dressed, but because we emitted some very loud WTF’s when we saw them. So, without further ado, and because we like your WTF’s much better than our own, we’d like to present the top five of this exalted list to you.

1. Diane Kruger: This is Christian Dior Couture, guys. We want it. Even though we’re screaming WTF, we covet it. Only, Diane, the Victorian Era called. It wants dibs on the bustle next time.

2. Jada Pinkett Smith: Toy Story 2 was on television on rerun Sunday yesterday. We realized that if the evil Emperor Zurg had a consort, then we’d vote for Jada in this Paco Rabanne number as the number one pick for the part. She’s so AWESOME she’s beyond WTF. And could inflict real plain with those shoulder pads!

3. Kate Upton: Worn at the amfAR “Cinema Against AIDS” gala, this is just … no. It may be Louis Vuitton, but Kate … WTF? She looks like a box. With grandmother hair.

4. Cheryl Cole: Call the police! Someone murdered Big Bird and attached his remains to the bottom of Cheryl’s Stephane Rolland dress. R.I.P Big Bird. Also … WTF?

5. Freida Pinto: A box of glitter pens exploded on the bodice of her Michael Angel gown. The peplum is an origami exercise gone wrong. The slit is trying to be Angelina Jolie. WTF, Freida?

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[Photos: Splash News Online/ Getty Images]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Gwyneth Paltrow Goes Braless In Sheer Dress: See Other Celebs Revealed In See-Through Outfits

Gwyneth Paltrow Steps Out In A Sheer Dress

If you wanna turn heads (and headlines) on the red carpet, all you gotta do is wear is see-through outfit with no underwear underneath! This approach has been getting C and D-listers some badly needed press at least since Rose McGowan strolled into the ’98 VMAs wearing a net and a piece of string. But occasionally even Oscar winning superstars feel the temptation to walk on the wild side and step out in a planned “wardrobe malfunction.” Everyone loves attention!

We guess the revealing LBD Gwyneth Paltrow wore to The Conversation launch last night in NYC isn’t too scandalous in compared to some of the other outfits that we’ve seen out and about in recent weeks. But the commando-style flesh flash does seem to be something of a trend lately. From low names like Melody Thornton and Adrienne Bailon to huge celebs like Rihanna and Lady Gaga, much of Hollywood has been going bare lately. Check out the (VERY NSFW) gallery below and see what we mean!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Claire Danes And Chloe Sevigny Vie For Worst-Dressed At Girls Premiere

Ladies, what were you thinking? Claire Danes and Chloe Sevigny flummoxed us at the Girls premiere in New York City last night. Chloe, in particular, clashed horribly with the print on the walls, which is why her outfit choice jars even more. Now, there’s nothing wrong with her Proenza Schouler dress and Opening Ceremony boots, per se. But we’ve taken serious umbrage to her grooming. Her hair looks like it hasn’t touched a comb in a week and her face needs some makeup. And this just may be an optical illusion thanks to the background print, but her dress looks rumpled. Not a good look.

Then, we have Claire, whose makeup and hair are ace, but that dress, guys. We get that it’s avant garde and by Preen, and big fat yay for that red pedicure with the black pumps. But, what is it? The frock looks like it suffers from a multiple personality disorder and no amount of grooming by the usually lovely Ms. Danes can save it. Even the hem looks completely wonky. We feel for it like we felt for that Stella McCartney dress. Come on, girls. You can do far better than this.

[Photos: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Rihanna Works Her Way Around Being Topless In Public

We get it, Rihanna. You’re a provocateur. You’re cool. You push the boundaries while many far lesser mortals merely tow the line. But do your dinner companions really need to see the girls for you to prove that? Because they so totally did, thanks to what RiRi wore to catch a bite at Da Silvano in New York City over the weekend. While the sleeves and shoulders of her long-sleeved shirt were opaque, the front was, inexplicably, made of a completely sheer, netted material. And Rihanna decided to forgo wearing a bra, which is why we had to blur out the goods in the photos above. Because, trust us when we say, they were quite on display. While we’re in awe of what amazing shape she’s in, we didn’t expect to get such a clear look at her anatomy. Perhaps “Rihanna” and “topless” are working together to become synonymous?

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Katy Perry Makes Us Feel Really Blue Over Her New Eyelash Collection

Katy Perry has a new eyelash collection. Seriously. The falsies are courtesy of Eylure and are available at ULTA beauty stores and their website. We rather like Oh Honey! Now that that’s out of that way, can we get to her promotional outfit, worn for the benefit of fans swarming The Americana in Glendale? We’re stumped. We love the blue convertible but the rest of her is giving us a headache. Blue hair, blue jewelry, blue dress, blue shoes … we get it, Katy. You like blue. Or maybe you’re showing your affinity for Elton John? Or you’re feeling blue? Which you shouldn’t, because this eyelash collection is going to mint you some mo’ money even though you’re giving us mo’ problems by wearing this outfit.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Miley Cyrus Is Actually A Mastermind: Plays Us With Good Girl-Bad Girl Steez

We’ve come to the conclusion that Miley Cyrus is some sort of media mastermind. She’s created this cat-and-mouse game with us that has thoroughly hooked. It’s kind of the same theory as good cop-bad cop. Only with her, it’s good girl-bad girl. For instance, look at our last couple of stories with her. She looked absolutely swell and so classy at People’s Choice Awards, making it to our best-dressed list. Then, she promptly gets a totally NSFor anything, and not just Work — penis cake for boyfriend Liam Hemsworth’s birthday. Just as we’re absorbing that, bam, adorably awkward Cyrus family photographs. Do you sense a pattern here?

Just yesterday, we posted photographs from Miley’s Twitter account of her way cute puppies! But of course, she didn’t even give us enough time to settle into cooing over them. Because today, she appeared outside a Bed, Bath and Beyond in an outfit that not only showed off her admittedly fab legs, but made us believe they were encased in thigh-highs and a garter belt. On closer inspection, she’s wearing full-length tights, but that’s the genius of it. Miley just wants you to think she’s wearing the more risque style, so when we all raise our voices and scream “inappropriate” she can turn around and play the innocent card. We’re on to you, Miley!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Feeling Blue, Elton John?

Elton John doesn’t do things by halves. He felt like shopping at the Harry Winston store yesterday in L.A., and even though he was accompanied by two bodyguards and partner David Furnish, he obviously wanted to be the center of attention without screaming “Look at me!” So he let his outfit do all the screaming for him. This is color coordination to the max, folks. Blue sunglasses, blue shirt, blue blazer, blue trousers and, last but not the least, those incredibly shiny blue brogues. We’re honestly surprised he didn’t get a blue rinse to go with all of that. Is it wrong that we want those shoes?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Jessica Alba, What In The World Are You Wearing?

At first we thought this was some sort of practical joke. Then we tried to rewire everything we (thought we) knew about fashion. Is this supposed to be avant garde? Are we supposed to think it’s cutting edge design? Through that torturous journey, we settled on this — it’s just plain ridiculous. We have no idea why Jessica Alba put this on. We love her and love what she wears normally. But then we saw these photos of her stepping out of an appearance on Live With Kelly and couldn’t find one thing to compliment except her gorgeous face. It’s a green, spattered Doo.Ri coat, with an orange Acne sweater, bile green Barbara Bui shoes and weird patterned tights that seem to have white cuffs. Buttoned or unbuttoned … this is one big, clownish fail.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Hello, Josh Hutcherson, Or Shall We Just Say, “Ahoy, Matey!”

Check out Vanessa Hudgens and Peeta Mellark Josh Hutcherson kicking it at the photo call for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia. While Vanessa look adorable, we think Josh decided to take the “Island” theme of the movie to heart. Because what else could explain this jaunty (we’re being polite), nautical outfit? Turned up jeans, flip-flops and better still — a striped sleeveless tank top? C’mon, Josh! We know you like to dress down, thanks to those photos we saw of you at Coachella. But how about putting something that doesn’t make us giggle. See — we even compiled a list of your 19 hottest looks. Do flip through for some inspiration.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Birthday Girl Snooki’s Top 24 Most Ridiculous Looks

It’s hard to believe Jersey Shore‘s Snooki only “poofed” into our lives two years ago. In that very short time, the world famous self-proclaimed “meatball guidette” has imprinted our memories with countless outrageous outfits. From tiaras to mukluks to giant pickle walking sticks, Nicole Polizzi never bores. To celebrate Snook’s 24th, let’s pour ourselves a beergarita (or five) and take a stumble down memory lane. [Photos: Getty Images, ]

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