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by (@missmuttoo)

Snooki’s Latest DayGlo Wardrobe Disaster

Cobalt blue dress? Neon booties? Oh, no she di’nt! Those day-glo disasters have us reaching for our sunglasses. Snooki, child, this is just wrong. The pint-size Jersey Shore guidette was at The Grove yesterday, filming an appearance for Extra, when she rocked up in this outfit. We feel like the lady who got photobombed in the picture on the left. It looks like she’s staring at Snookums shoes and trying not to giggle. One thing we’ll say, though, is that an outfit this mismatched takes commitment (and a genuine misinterpretation of fashion). And she does look like she’s owning it.

by (@missmuttoo)

Scott Disick: Fashionable Or Foolish?

Oh, Scott Disick. You, who single handedly insure Brylcreem stays in business. You, of pointless fame. You, who thinks you’re the biggest baller this side of the planet. This is Scott filming a segment of Kim And Kourtney Take New York. Behold his lavender jacket, his icy blue tie and the shoe minus the socks — because he’s European like that. We’re going to try and not influence your judgement on this outfit. Because we’re giggling too hard! Let him have it, ladies and gents. By that we mean, please vote and tell us what you think, of course.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

What’s Up With Geri Halliwell’s Bridal Couture?

Geri Halliwell probably got the two things mixed up on her head. This was not her wedding, it was a party. And now she’s the laughing stock of everyone who’s looked at these photos. Geri turned up at the 6th Annual Raisa Gorbachev charity gala in London yesterday dressed like — this. Can we get a “Here Comes the Bride”?

Correct us if we’re wrong, but does this not look like a wedding dress? It’s a corseted, strapless, layered, tulle white gown. Do the math, Geri. And to add insult to injury, she looks orange. Big fan of the Spice Girls (yeah, so what), but this is something we just can’t get on board with. And if this what she wears to a party, can you imagine what she’s wear if she actually got married?

by (@seapeaz)

Battle Of The Wacky Fashion Week Outfits: Jessie J. Vs. Nicki Minaj

It looks like Jessie J is taking a page right out of Nicki Minaj‘s wild Harajuku Barbie notebook. Last week Nicki rocked a colorful and crazy ensemble to NY Fashion Week and earlier this week Jessie followed suit and hit London Fashion Week sporting an equally colorful and bizarre outfit. Do you think Jessie was inspired by Minaj’s gumballs? Or was the Brit songstress challenging Nicki to a wild fashion duel? Check out our gallery of Jessie J below and tell us which pop diva rocked the crazier outfit to Fashion Week. [Photo: Getty Images]

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by (@hallekiefer)

The Olsen Twins Sell $35,000 Backpack For Fashion Label The Row

The Olsen twins have always been profoundly interested in fashion (though sometimes it is extremely hard to tell), so it only makes sense they would want the rest of us to be as deeply invested as well. So deeply invested, in fact, that we would consider taking a homeowner’s loan to afford their new black leather croc backpack, available through their line The Row. How much does it cost to own such a life-changing bag? Somewhere between $35,000 and $39,000, depending on where it’s for sale. Did we mention that it has a drawstring? Did we mention that it’s ONE SINGLE BACKPACK?

New York’s Barney’s will be carrying the bags, and as their fashion director Amanda Brooks told Fashionista.com about the Olsens’ backpack, ‘I think if you were every going to spend $39,000 on a bag, that’s the bag you should buy because I think you’d wear it for a really long time. There’s enough design to make it interesting and beautiful but they truly are classic bags–and I think you also might be the only one who has it.” Apparently two of the bags have been pre-ordered, which means they won’t even be unique, you crazy rich socialites! If the Olsens made these bags as a hilarious prank, then bravo. If not…then these two are certifiable marketing geniuses.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Kourtney Kardashian: Put Away the Jumpsuit

There are so many things wrong with this picture, it’s blowing our minds. Kourtney Kardashian is in flats! Which means pigs have officially grown wings. But that’s not the real problem here. The problem is the flats with that jumpusit. With all her kurves, Kourtney is rather vertically challenged so a jumpsuit is never a good idea anyway, because it makes the body look squat. That’s like Style 101, right there. But the fact that she made it worse by wearing a yellow, floral print is just beyond. And the piece de resistance? The visible black bra at the back. Can we also point out that is an extremely ill-placed belt as well?I It’s giving her a very pronounced stomach, hips and a cleavage which we’re normally good with, but in this picture, they’re all so wrong.  Whutup, Kourtney?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

Kellan Lutz Or Cap’n Carrot Top? We’ll Let You Decide

We can all agree that Kellan Lutz typically looks pretty fine, particularly in the chest-ular region. However, while visitng the Ciroc Cabana Club in the Hamptons earlier this week, the Twilight star was fighting the hot harder than he fought to get that sailor shirt on over his huge shoulders.

We don’t know what’s worse…okay, yes we do, it’s the bleached perm. Putting the locks aside for a moment, there’s also Kellan’s orange tan, nautical ensemble and rope belt to be taken into consideration. If you’re stranded on a ship at sea and your belt breaks, sure, go crazy. You can use an electrical cord if you want, but on dry land? What do you think? Do you see only Kellan’s hotness shining through his questionable clothing choices, or does he in fact look like Carrot Top, if Carrot Top’s mom sewed him an outfit out of an old American flag?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

When Lady Gaga Met The Children

Lady Gaga, swathed in a red maxi dress, blue hair and a blazer, swept through Toronto airport yesterday. The blue hair had also made a rather raunchy appearance on Gaga’s nether regions the night before at the 2011 MuchMusic Video Awards. The singer’s progress towards her space ship was only halted by this little tyke here. We’re fans of this girl who looked rather terrified during her encounter with Gaga. This is how we imagine the conversation went.

Lady Gaga: LITTLE MONSTER!
Little Girl: *If I don’t look at her directly, maybe she’ll disappear*
Lady Gaga: Little monster, It’s me, Mamma Monster! Let me cocoon you with the surreal blanket of my love!
Little Girl: *Maybe I’ll start backing away slowly*
Lady Gaga: …. We’ll change the world one sequin at a time!
Little Girl: *Someone help me*
Lady Gaga: …Don’t be a drag, just be a Queen. Like me! To the spaceship!
Little Girl: MOMMY!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Matthew McConaughey Turns Marlboro Man: Love It Or Hate It?

Howdy, partner! While last night’s Bernie premiere wasn’t the first time Matthew McConaughey has shown off his new ‘stache, his decision to top off his ensemble with a cowboy hat certainly brings out the Marlboro Man vibe—or the John Holmes vibe depending on your cultural reference point. Do you dig the look, or would you rather he bring back the smooth-faced Surfer, Dude aesthetic we’ve seen for years? Check out the gallery below for shots of mustachioed Mateo with wife Camila Alves and co-stars Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine. You have to assume movie is relatively serious if Jack isn’t pulling his Kung Fu Panda craziness on the carpet.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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