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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Goes ’70s Chic At Late Show

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley may be a new name to a lot of people, but she can rock an old school fashion. The lingerie model turned Transformers actress was spotted outside The Late Show yesterday in a Michael Kors bodysuit more appropriate for the line outside Studio 54 twenty-plus years ago. Are you feeling her retro look? And what about those pants? Get a closer look in the gallery below.

by (@missmuttoo)

Lil Wayne’s Pants Stay Up By A Miracle

Do you see something that we don’t? Wires hanging down? Suspenders? No, right? Then how the hell are Lil Wayne‘s pants staying up! Whoever was on that beach (in Miami) probably became extremely well acquainted with his boxers, whether they liked it or not. Hey we get it, don’t rag on us for going on about someone’s personal style. We’re cool with that. We’re just marveling at the mechanics of how his shorts aren’t eating sand. One hand’s busy handling his very pretty mystery lady, perhaps it’s the other hand that is securing the pocket? Nada. As seen in the gallery below, that’s not it. Weezy, you’ve foxed us all!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Mischa Barton Is Crawling With Style, Rainbow-Colored Insects

Oh god, Mischa Barton! Your shirt! It’s cover in a swam of horrible….oh, sorry, that’s just the actual print. Looks like Mischa was trying to rock out with her cock(roach) out while leaving Mahiki Night Club last night in London. We can’t say we really love the look of bugs crawling all over a button-up blouse; it reminds us too much of that one kid from our study hall in high school. You remember the one. That girl also would have rocked something similar to Mischa Barton’s red glasses, which makes both of them prime candidates to stare in the inevitable Where’s Waldon’t you comb your hair, woman?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Guess Who Needed A Hand After Cannes?

The Cannes Film Festival is over…but some stars are still enjoying the weather in France. Can you guess who had two people helping her into a boat in Antibes, Frances earlier today? It’s not Lindsay Lohan…though she might be Lindsay’s ghost of Cannes Film Festival future.

Find out after the jump!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Lady Gaga’s Half-Naked Weekend Show Of Love For NYC

We can imagine what was happening on this guy’s (with his back to us) face. You’re walking around New York City one fine Sunday and then bam! Lady Gaga‘s whipping out the lingerie right in front of your face! Several lucky fans got flashed in the same manner when Gaga decided to hang out of her car to greet them outside Rockerfeller Center. She was leaving SNL’s season finale after party and decided to put up a show of her own it seems. And the fans are loving it, as you can see in the pictures below — it’s like a feeding frenzy! Nothing like some half-naked Gaga love to round out the week. Are we surprised? No. Is it sweet? Yes. Does she look a bit like Madonna here? Kinda. Which means she’s on the right track baby, she was born this way!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Ryan Gosling Vs. Sean Penn: Who’s Looking Kookier At Cannes?

Two generations of rebellious, quality American acting were represented at Cannes photocalls this morning, with two-time Academy Award winner Sean Penn promoting his daring rock star/nazi hunter film This Must Be Place and Ryan Gosling hyping his arty thriller Drive. And, at the risk of offending fans of their mutually remarkable bodies of work (and in Ryan’s case, his remarkable body), we’re going to go out on a limb and say they both looked kinda silly. Oh sure, Sean isn’t the first actor to stroll around the sea in a faded denim outfit (hello, Antonio Banderas!). Plenty of people would be happy to let Ryan hang around them in a pajama top, white pants and wingtip shoes, especially if they got to be there when he took them off. But you don’t usually see them surrounded by paparazzi on the coast of France. We’re not hating, folks…just amused at what passes for celebrity Cannes casual wear.

See more photos of the bad boys in the gallery below.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Joe & Kevin Jonas: Look At These F’ing Hipsters!

Joe Jonas says his solo debut will be full of “electro indie pop rock,” and  he’s dressing the part, rocking a white v-neck, Giants cap, shades and stubble as he walks dog Winston in LA yesterday. But why is Kevin “married and not making a sexy solo debut” Jonas rocking a similarly hipsterfied look? Nice boots, buddy.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Sarah Jessica Parker, Gisele Bundchen Look “Interesting” At Robin Hood Gala

Let’s first put this event into context. It wasn’t a party held in Sherwood Forest, clearly. The 11th Annual Robin Hood Foundation gala took place yesterday at the Jacob K. Javits Convention Center in New York. The foundation benefits people dealing with poverty and lately, National Reservists  and veterans of  the Afghanistan and Iraq wars. This year $400,000 will also assist veterans to fly to L.A and record a song Will.I.Am. And to stir things up, Lady Gaga performed at the benefit as well!

As for the celebrity guests, lets focus on two incredibly famous ones — Sarah Jesscia Parker and Gisele Bundchen. We don’t mean to rag on them because they were helping with a great cause, but what were you thinking ladies! We don’t have much issue with what SJP was wearing because everything that was blah about the outfit was eclipsed by that hair! Who did that to you, Parker? It looks like a cobra rearing its head! You should have used your Carrie cred and told (threatened, even) your hairstylist to put that teaser comb down. As for Gisele, we get she’s a supermodel and God blessed her with genetics far beyond our comprehension, but what is that outfit? We get you’re sex on a stick, Gisele. We don’t need to see your sternum, inside-boob and inner thighs to know that. Dominatrix-meets-sexy librarian may be a little too much for a benefit.

Luckily, others stars fared better. Kelly Ripa and her husband Mark Consuelos get our vote for best dressed couple.  Mariska Hargitay looked pretty fine too and a preggers Thalia is just adorable! Take a look at our gallery for the rest of the celebrity guests.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Kentucky Derby Ladies: Who Was The Maddest Hatter?

The Kentucky Derby rolled around this weekend and you know what that means…b and c-level celebrities in big hats! While ladies like Jordin Sparks, Paula Patton and Maria Menounos kept things fun, we have to call out three ladies for not quite hitting the right vibe. Miranda Lambert‘s visit doubled as a bachelorette party, so we kind of want to give her green cowboy boots a pass, but Aubrey O’Day has no excuse for traipsing around in “slutty french maid” lingerie (except for the fact that she’s Aubrey O’Day). Meanwhile, Kate Gosselin…ugh. Who hit the most heinous hat note?

Check out more red carpet Derby fashion in the gallery below.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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by (@katespencer)

WTF Were They Thinking? The 12 Worst Dressed Stars At The Met Gala

Here they are — our picks for the absolute ugliest, WTF-iest and just way off outfits at tonight’s Costume Institute Gala. The annual event — held at the Metropolitan Museum of Art and hosted by Vogue and Anna Wintour — is arguably one of fashion’s biggest nights, and it always amazes us that so many people get it SO.WRONG. Kirsten Dunst! Riri! These are the gals we look to for inspiration, but their outfits, hair and shoes just blahhhh-ed tonight. Christina Hendricks normally wins every time she walks the carpet, but this outfit looks like something she dug out of a dumpster and smeared on her body. Naomi Campbell should throw her rhinestone-covered Blackberry at herself for this abysmal showing (Do we spy a scrunchie?!), Ashley Olsen‘s arms are sleeved in 100% fail and Freida Pinto is going to have to nail it on every red carpet for the rest of the year to make us forgive and forget this hipster douche tie monstrosity.

Check out our top 12 picks below.

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