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Anna Kendrick Slipping, Olsen Twins Sloppy At Tribeca Film Festival

Up In The Air‘s Anna Kendrick found a less than subtle way to say “remember me?” at last night’s Tribeca Film Festival opening, walking the red carpet in a dress that appeared to be falling off her body without ever quite hitting the floor. Not quite as, well, inviting were Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen. While Ashley’s trenchcoat and droopy dress matched the pair’s usual “style,” Mary-Kate’s orange pants and crimson coat took things to…you know, we’re at a loss to come up with a coherent metaphor to describe this outfit. Goth Woody Woodpecker? Beast-Man glam? If you’ve got any ideas, go wild in the comments box.

See more photos of Anna, the Olsens and other stars at the TFF’s opening night in the gallery below—and dig on Elton John‘s sharp shoes!

[Photos: Getty Images/Splash News Online]

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Put Some Clothes On, Jessica Lowndes

Jessica Lowndes should know that rules of clothing remain the same across the pond. It doesn’t matter if you’re in America (unless you’re Lady Gaga), or the UK, inner wear as outerwear will be universally sneered at. She looks incredibly tacky in this see-through top while leaving a nightclub called Embassy in London. Which is sad, because the rest of her looks great and her make-up is aces. She was clubbing with some guy called DJ Ironik, which seems apt, because she probably thought her outfit was ironic in some way. Let us tell you, Jessica, it is not. You’re a pretty girl and you don’t need to resort to showing off the girls to get noticed. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Emma Roberts Struts Her Short Shorts, Leggings In LA

Emma Roberts is set to star in Adult World next year, about a young poet working in a porn store, so maybe this outfit qualified as research. The Scream 4 actress strutted past the paparazzi in short shorts, heels and leggings this weekend, giving a surprise show for the crew that was previously chasing Whitney Port across the street. Hopefully the horror sequel’s a hit, so that paparazzi will be paying attention once the 20-year-old reveals her summer wardrobe.

See more photos of Emma in the gallery below.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Kate Winslet Fails To Connect The Dots At The NYC Premiere Of Mildred Pierce

It hurt us to say this. It truly does, because all of us love Kate Winslet. We’d get behind any role she takes, and we normally do the same for her outfits. We just can’t support what she’s wearing to the New York premiere of the new HBO miniseries  Mildred Pierce. She looks flawless from the neck up as usual, those shoes are sexy as hell, but what is that dress?

We get that she wanted to have some fun with her fashion, but this Stella McCartney number is so not the right direction for her to go in! It’s like one side of her body  has the chicken pox! Sorry, Kate, but this half-and-half dress is just not working. Check out her sartorial disaster in the gallery below. And FYI, her co-star Evan Rachel Wood rocked it in a Elie Saab plum dress.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Taylor Momsen Gives Us Her Best Raccoon Impression

Taylor Momsen! We’ve missed you! Where have you been? Distance must make the heart grow fonder because the longer she’s off our blog, the more we seek her out. And here she is in all her glory, getting off a bus in Vienna, Virginia to perform with her band The Pretty Reckless. Is it that we haven’t seen her in awhile, or did her eyes get even more raccoon-like? It seems that way but we’ve only got one eye to review, in this picture. And the HAIR. Limp but braided — way to change things up, Tay. There’s something so reassuring about the fact that her clothes are still shredded and the hooker-garters are still on. No matter what happens, we’ll always have that scowling, chalky, face to make us feel better about ourselves. Bless you, Taylor.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Katy Perry Gets Nosy For Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day

Katy Perry visited BBC’s Radio 1 show presenter Chris Moyles during a record breaking broadcast for Comic Relief. The singer stopped by the studio just before 2 am, while the host was on the 44th hour of this marathon session. Rudolph Katy looked super sexy in a silver form fitting dress, complete with the hottest accessory du jour (no seriously, it’s just for today) — a big red nose in honor of – *drumroll* – Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day! We love a woman who can laugh at herself. Guess she didn’t have a choice—because she did marry Russell Brand.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Lady Gaga Goes Feline In Paris

Oh, cherie! Lady Gaga decided to morph into a fierce jungle cat yesterday in Paris. She arrived at the Thierry Mugler fashion show, where Gaga also modeled, in a sheer leopard print catsuit with her lady bits thankfully covered by flesh colored pants. Gaga also tweeted about her runway debut earlier, writing, “I’m making my debut as a runway model, walking in the MUGLER PARIS FASHIONSHOW 3/2. I directed the show music, previewing Government Hooker.” We still don’t know how she navigates herself on those crazy alien versus predator shoes (something about them reminds us of a action-horror film for some strange reason, okay?).

Gaga then strutted to the after party at fancypants Maxims and was seen exiting clutching a glass of champagne — just as she did when she left the fashion show. Now the question is, are the entourage of dudes you see in the gallery just rolling with her act, or are they physically holding her up? Is this photograph a case of drunk face? Considering Gaga’s on a drunk diet, it’s a possibility!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Celebrity Baby Bump Flaunters: From The Prudish To The Shameless

When we saw pregnant Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak posing for the cover of In Touch Weekly wearing what looked to be a hand-me down bra and a weird pair of sheer panties last week, we immediate thought to ourselves, “That woman has no shame!” After the shock wore off, we began thinking: A) What other celebrities have flaunted their baby bumps on the cover of national magazines and B) Was their pursuit of fame more naked than their actual bodies?

Well, as we discovered during an intense round of research, there are two types of celebrities who use their unborn children to score themselves more publicity: the Prudes and the Shameless. Not every pregnant celebrity wants to pull a Demi Moore, you see. Some, like Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Celine Dion, don’t want to offend their base by showing too much skin. Others, like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, clearly see Moore’s famous Vanity Fair cover as a necessary (and fun!) step in advancing one’s career and deem it necessary to push cultural boundaries. So, what do your favorite celebrities score on either the Prude Meter™ or Shameless Meter™? There’s only way to find out!

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Madonna Embarrasses Lourdes, Dances With Sean Penn After Oscars

Lady Gaga might want to consider keeping out of the child-rearing game. While it was awfully nice of Madonna to take daughter Lourdes to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, her daughter was reportedly aghast at how mom was pushing her bottom through her see-through mess dress, sighing “Mom, do you have to?” With “Born This Way” at No. 1, you know the answer damn well is “yes,” girl. Lourdes also allegedly complained “But you tell me to behave like a grown-up”—sounds like a teenager to us!

One former familial of Madonna’s didn’t seem to mind—screenwriter Dustin Lee Abraham tweeted that he saw Madonna dancing with ex-husband Sean Penn at her manager Guy Oseary‘s shindig later that night. Lourdes had probably gone back to the hotel to sulk by that point.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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Taylor Momsen Whips Her Hair Back And Forth In An “I F— For Satan” Shirt

Our neighbors to the north in Canada are a nice people. They’ve never provoked us in any way. Which is why we feel it’s necessary to apologize to them for what Taylor Momsen inflicted on them this weekend during a performance with her band, The Pretty Reckless. Momsen, decked out in a shirt that read “I F— For Satan” and basically showed off all her goods during the set. And here we thought she’s behave on this, the holiest night of the year (Oscar night, of course). We thought wrong. For a better look at Taylor’s shirt, butt, and everything else she was showing off, check out our gallery below. We apologize in advance if you’re offended.

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[Photos: Splash News Online]