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by (@unclegrambo)

Lady Gaga Was “Born This Way” (And By That, We Mean Pantsless)


If you predicted that one of Lady Gaga’s New Year’s resolutions for 2011 would be to keep her pants on, well, better luck next year! While you were busy recovering from your hangover on New Year’s Day, the queen of the Little Monsters sent out a tweet to her 7.5 million followers that read “THE SONG 2 13 11 THE RECORD 5 23 11.” Translation? Her song, “Born This Way,” will be dropping on February 13 and her highly anticipated album of the same name on May 23. She also included a Twitpic (above left) that we, being the classy and reputable site that we are, couldn’t republish without pixelating. Normally, we’d say “Let your imagination run wild,” but in the case of Lady Gaga (PHOTOS), it’s nothing we haven’t seen before.

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Lady Gaga’s Top 50 Hottest Outfits Of 2010


Hmmm, last year we counted down 100 of Lady Gaga’s Hottest Outfits, but this year only 50? Can’t blame the woman for taking it down a notch after her breakout 2009, though only in the case of Gaga would we even be suggesting that averaging about one jaw-dropping outfit a week is below the norm. Still, with The Fame Monster up for multiple Grammys, two singles hitting the Top 5 and another massive world tour in her wake, you could hardly say Gaga’s been lazy. And the release of Born This Way should mean 2011 will be even busier! Revisits Gaga’s year in freaky fashion in the gallery below.

50. The Scariest Straw Hat In History

49. Madonna, Right Tackle

48. Astronomy Girl

47. Clover-Toe

46. Art Deco Ice Queen

45. You Can’t Bleach Out Trashy

44. Amadoofus Formal

43. Amadoofus Casual

42. Leopard Princess

41. Keytarrorist

40. Sexy Robot Valet

39. Lobster/Fashion Victim

38. Tinsel In Distress

37. 3-Diva

36. Ink Blot Beauty

35. Metalwork Madness

34. Coke Can Curlers

33. Pleating For Mercy

32. Black Bulky

31. Sexiest Saw Trap Ever

30. Bloody Boobs

29. White Knight

28. Purse-Snatch Protection

27. Big Coat, Small Bikini

26. Just Another Day At Shea

25. Ball Lover

24. Naughty Nun

23. Dead Ringers Diva

22. Shining Star

21. Jolly Green Gaga

20. The Loveliest Buggle

19. 100% Made Out Of Trophies

18. Cousin It

17. Jumpin’ For Jesus

16. Hair Stiffie

15. Ma’am, You’ve Got A Run In Your Stocking

14. Blue Beetle

13. Deranged Disney

12. Darkness Falls

11. Ted Nugent’s Wet Dream

10. 50’s Pin-Up Gaga

09. Lady President

08. Someone Didn’t Wax

07. Constellation Queen

06. Lady Grandma

05. Feet The Press

04. Blase Bowler

03. Edna Mode

02. Excerise Undies

01. Lady GothGoth

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by (@missmuttoo)

Guess The Celebrity Backside?


How apt that it was a full moon yesterday? Perhaps that’s why this celebrity was inspired to get cheeky and show off her own full moon. Dressed in fishnets and fleshy teeny-tiny pants and a leather jacket, this star decided to let it all hang out while hanging out in a gorgeous European city. One question though: Isn’t it supposed to be cold? Find out who the star is after the jump… [Photos: Getty Images]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Gaga Fashion Goes To Town In Paris


Good news, little (European) monsters. Lady Gaga sent out some very apologetic tweets day before yesterday because her Parisian shows were canned due to the French government banning her tour bus caravan from entering the country. She explained the situation over Twitter, “All 28 of my trucks for the Monsterball were detained by the French government going on over 26 hrs, 2 of my employees were arrested trying to get into Paris so we could perform. I am furious and devastated, its unfair to my fans and to me.” Adding to what was turning out to be a vairy mauvais soujourn was the seriously bad weather seen in the photo Gaga tweeted along with the message, “I love Paris + I love my French fans. I’m sorry little monsters. A photo of storm, I’m stuck on bus.”

Problem solved now. All is well with the Monsterball, as Gaga exulted over Twitter, writing, “Today’s canceled Paris show is rescheduled for Tuesday, 2moro’s show will happen as planned. I promise to give u the nights of ure life. X” Perhaps that’s why she celebrated by leaving her hotel, the Park Hyatt, for Chez Andre looking like a depraved Victorian countess who just had a rendezvous with a debauched Duke who ripped her bodice open in a moment of passion. She seems to inspire that behavior, considering a female fan groped her breast in the resulting frenzy. Check out the gallery of Gaga owning Paris, below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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Brad Pitt Brings Back The Leather Pants In Madrid

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

Are we in a damn timewarp? Didn’t The Tourist already premiere in Madrid? And wasn’t Brad Pitt wearing leather pants then, too? Thankfully, this isn’t this some Groundhog Day shizzle—Pitt just wore similar pants at the Paris premiere of Megamind late last month. And it was the cast of Burlesque that recently traipsed through Spain. If we didn’t already have plenty of person reasons to look forward to the holidays, we’d still be glad for all these jetsetters to finally go home for a couple days and stop hawking their films across Europe. Oh, crap—turns out Brad and Angie are premiering The Tourist at our Christmas tree next week. AAAAHHHH!!!!

Get a closer look at Brad’s baggy slacks—and Angelina’s sheer, sequined top—in the gallery below.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Rihanna’s Top 20 Most Hideous Outfits of 2010

There’s no arguing that Rihanna is drop-dead gorgeous. How many women can semi-successfully pull off Bozo the Clown red hair?! Sadly, our beloved RiRi has made more than her fair share of questionable fashion decisions in the last year. We’ve seen sculpted tulle, seizure-inducing neons paired with crazy prints, and very, very few pairs of pants. Rihanna is truly the Only Girl In The World that can rock these atrocious duds and keep her place in our hearts. We’re just hoping she resolves to refine her new-found wacky style in 2011. Check out Rihanna’s Top 20 fashion flops this year. [Photos: Getty Images, ]

20. Oh Baby, I’m A Rock Star

19. Black Mischief

18. Tulle Gone Wild

17. Public Affair

16. Nude Attitude

15. Divided Diva

14. Game Over

13. RiRi The Explorer

12. Train O’Tissue

11. Teeny Weeny Botanical Bikini

10. Mummified

9. Beauty School Dropout

8. Robo-RiRi

7. Bazooka Babe

6. Glob of Green

5. Fluorescent Frenzy

4. Circus Act

3. Cha Cha Mamasita

2. Granny Panties

1. Clownin’ Around

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64-Year-Old Oscar Winner Wears See-Through Shirt, Bra To Movie Premiere

Cher & Christina Aguilera

More than two decades after Cher took home an Oscar for her performance in Moonstruck, Cher posed in Spain alongside Burlesque co-star Christina Aguilera in a mini-skirt, thigh-high stockings, velvet jacket, beaded mesh t-shirt and see-through bra. If Aguilera shows up at the premiere of Buttfloss II: The Widening thirty years from now in a similar get-up, she’ll still have five years to go before she can match the audacity of this gypsy, tramp and thief. Can’t wait to see what she’ll wear when she reaches Cloris Leachman‘s age. Check out the gallery to see more from yesterday’s premiere in Madrid below.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Perez Hilton Tries To Out-Gaga Gaga, Fails

Perez Hilton tried to show up flamboyant fashioninista Lady Gaga when he unveiled her wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Los Angeles last night. But try as he might, Perez’s Cheshire Cat look was no match for faux-Gaga’s lace and fineness. The blogger then proceeded to grope the life-sized candle, the last of eight wax Lady Gaga statues unveiled at Madame Tussauds’ around the world yesterday. “I think they saved the best for last,” he gushed to MTV News. “It’s creepy that it’s so real. I kept waiting for her to blink, but she didn’t. It’s very accurate. I know that Gaga would be very honored.” But how would she feel about it being presented by a wild-eyed dude in a massive onesie? Now that we think about it, we bet she’d approve. Props, Perez!

[Photo: Images]

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Gaga Scissorhands Celebrates Grammy Noms With A Trip To Chanel

Lady Gaga

You’d think Lady Gaga would be feeling great these days. After all, she just got six Grammy nominations! She even got an Album Of The Year nod for her Fame Monster EP—most people have to make a whole album to get one. So why did she look so glum at a Chanel boutique in Milan earlier today? Maybe she’s mourning her “dead” Twitter (celebs may have overestimated how much fans would miss their social networking), or just pissed that “Bad Romance” won’t get a shot at Song or Record Of The Year. But hey, if you’re going to mope in public, at least mope in a studded goth-gimp outfit and veil! See more photos of Gaga’s get-up in the gallery below.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Foot Fetishes And Questionable Fashion Choices: The Tarantino Roast Story


Quentin Tarantino may have been the target at last night’s Friar’s Club Roast in New York City, but some of the guests made it pretty hard not to become a target too. Neve Campbell inexplicably came dressed as Carmen Santiago, while Sarah Silverman‘s schizophrenic power-suit blazer and furry skirt just left us scratching our heads. But the worst was in store for long standing Tarantino leading lady, Uma Thurman. Not only did she show up seemingly dressed as a colonial school teacher, but she and Quentin chugged wine out of her high heel shoes. Seriously, what is it with this guy and feet! Check out the other stars who attended in the gallery below.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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