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Is That Kourtney Kardashian Or A Kougar?

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You know you’re in trouble when your camera-loving sibling is trying to stay out of a frame because she doesn’t want to be associated with you. We’re talking about you, Kourtney Kardashian. Stepping out to your book signing in New York like nothing’s wrong. Look at how Kim’s keeping her distance from you? “But why would my sister do that?”, you ask.

Why. Why? We’ll tell you why. Because your hair and outfit remind us of the following:

A. You’re auditioning for the literal Cougar (Kougar?) Town where the bitter, scripted irony is that the (fashion) prey is you.
B. You’re just begging for PETA to come after you because it’s all part of your grand “look-at-me” scheme.
C. You’re trying to bring back an Elvis pouf even though you know it died along with the legendary singer (RIP).
D. You took the whole New York being an urban jungle a little too seriously.
E. You woke up and thought it was the 80′s. Happens to everyone.

We’re playing the Lion King soundtrack in your honor.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Leighton Meester Takes “Black Tie” Literally

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It looks like Leighton Meester didn’t realize that “black tie” is just a figure of speech, or maybe she just didn’t care. She shouldn’t, because she still looked amazing arriving at New York’s Gotham Independent Film awards in a sleek suit. Any excuse to rock the Annie Hall look is fine by us, and it’s a far cry from the butt baring attire the Gossip Girl wore out a few weeks ago.

Tons of other stars showed up too, including the Hot Young Actress Holy Trinity: Anne Hathaway, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman. Legends Bill Murray and Robert Duvall were also in attendance, as were old favorites Winona Ryder and Amanda Peet (long time no see, guys). Check out the faces and the fashions in the gallery below!

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Top 50 Worst Fashion Disasters Of 2010

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As you are perusing the Internet this morning, you are no doubt as hungover as we are from a combination of turkey coma, red wine and whatever the hell that dessert was that Aunt Bertha whipped up for Thanksgiving. And although yesterday was technically the day that we were supposed to give thanks for all that’s good in our world, we here at TheFABLife figured we’d give you something else to give thanks for this holiday weekend. Specifically, the fact that you’re NOT on our list of the Top 50 Worst Fashion Moments of 2010. That is, unless your name just so happens to be Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Blake Lively, or one of the many other unfortunate souls who were included in this countdown. In which case, better luck next year!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Kanye West’s Top 20 Kanye-est Outfits

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He’s loud, he’s proud, and he’s bling’d out. He tangoed with a president, a newscaster, a country crossover artist and Wal-Mart yet he lived to tell the tale. He compares his privates to an ancient wonder of the world, and has turned his teeth into a diamond-crusted modern wonder of the world. He has been linked to some of the most beautiful women in the land, but his only true love is his Twitter account. If we could harness his ego, the energy crisis would be solved.

Ladies and gentlemen, let’s have a toast to the lovable douchebag himself, Mr. Kanye West. They say it’s the clothes that make the man. Today we salute the outfits that are just so…Kanye. In honor of his new album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy dropping this Monday, join us as we count down Kanye’s GREATEST OUTFITS OF ALL TIME!

20. Operation

19. Preppy In Pink

18. In Living Color

17. Canadian Tuxedo

16. Not Thrilled

15. Velveteen Rapper

14. Black ‘n’ Bling

13. Casual Business

12. The Hendrix

11. Through Rose-Colored Glasses

10. Unfashionably Late

9. Shake Ya Tail Feather

8. The Cosby Sweater

7. Little Red Riding Hoodlum

6. Grey Areas

5. Four Square

4. Lavender Leisure Suit

3. Hunger Force

2. Fool’s Gold

1. Angel In Disguise

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There’s Something About Ke$ha

Ke$ha debuted her NO-hawk last night at Us Weekly’s Hot Hollywood gala. Seriously, what the hell is the deal with this girl? Crazy skimpy outfits decked out in fur, bizarre overdone eye-makeup, perpetually pissed off attitude and now this hair apparition? Oh my god….she’s turning into Rufio from Hook!

But thankfully not all celebs decided to come dressed as the Lost Boys. Chris Brown was out and about celebrating his status as the world champion of probation. Kelly Osboune and Mama Sharon looked regal, as did Brandy Norwood, who seemed cheery despite her controversial Dancing With The Stars dismissal. Check out the rest of the outfits in the gallery below!

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Leighton Meester Pulls A Coco

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Leighton Meester must have gotten tangled in the shower curtain on her way out of the tub last night. But it seems like she decided to roll with it and wear it to a New York gala. The Gossip Girl arrived at a Harry Winston gala in this cheeky barely-there lace number that would do fellow butt-barer Coco proud. But what would Blair Waldorf say!?

Check out more in the gallery below.

XOXO, TheFABlife

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Ke$ha Says No To “Nazi” Dancers On Australia’s X Factor

It may be hard to believe, but Ke$ha does have limits. Fashion crimes, NSFW photos and poop-pranks are all well and good, but Nazi dancers? Not cool!! The singer reportedly freaked Sunday when she learned her back-up dancers on the Australian X Factor were going to wear military jackets with red armbands. “The costumes that had been supplied locally had the dancers wearing red armbands, and Ke$ha was concerned that they looked like Nazi Uniforms,” said a Sony spokesperson. “Ke$ha requested [the armbands] be removed.” The Aussie dancers swear the armbands were just for a “military” vibe, which seems a little naive. Then again, this is the country that made Harry Connick Jr. watch a minstrel routine on prime-time TV. Watching the performance above, it’s easy to see how those red stripes would change the tone—without them, it looks like she’s leading a group of sexy airplane pilots.

This isn’t the only smart move Ke$ha’s made recently, check out a hilarious video she made for Funny or Die about her pre-fame years after the jump.

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Blake Lively, Carey Mulligan And Kim Kardashian Wow At The Vogue Fashion Fund Awards

The clotheshorses stormed out of the gates at last night’s 7th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards in NYC. While Blake Lively went for a predictably skimpy ensemble that left little to the imagination, Carey Mulligan flew aggressively in the other direction, topping her Chanel dress with a jeweled cape. Isn’t Emma Watson supposed to be the little sorceress? As hard as it might be to believe, both these respected actresses might have been outclassed by the marginally talented Kim Kardashian. Which lady do you think got closest pulling their look off? Check out more photos of the trio, as well as glamourpusses like Christina Ricci, Keri Hilson, Leighton Meester and those awful Olsens, in the gallery below.

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The 12 Most Outrageous Outfits At The MTV Europe Music Awards

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The hottest stars in music hopped the pond last night for MTV Europe Music Awards. If you thought Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and Rihanna took fashion risks stateside, wait until you see what they did in Madrid! Interpret their eye-catching choices as crazy hot or just plain crazy; either way, they’re worth a closer look. Here are the 12 most mind-boggling get-ups worn across the Atlantic last night.

12. Johnny Rogers: Johnny Knoxville

11. Colonial Chic: Miley Cyrus

10. Fancy Feather Duster: Snooki

9. Wedding Bells: Rihanna

8. One Hot Ticket: Katy Perry

7. Violet Clash: Ke$ha

6. Algae Alert: Katy Perry

5. Apocalyptic Pink: Hayley Williams

4. 80s Prom Gone Wrong: Eva Longoria Parker

3. Train O’ Tissue: Rihanna

2. Walk of Shame: Taylor Momsen

1. Neon Warrior Princess: Ke$ha

Bonus: Lollipop Guild 2010: Snooki and Wee Man

The 2010 MTV EMAs air on MTV this Friday, November 12th at 9PM EST.

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