By now we’re sure you know how Beyonce stunned the music world last Friday by releasing a surprise album, as well as 17 (count ‘em!) sizzling music videos. Fans were thrilled, but obviously our first thought was “How is this going to affect our Rear Of The Year competition!?” We pondered long and hard, but we think we’ve come up with a decent solution…
While you were sleeping, Beyoncé unleashed a cascade of sexiness in the form of a 14 song, 17 video “visual album.” Her self-titled fifth LP–released in full with zero promotion–follows husband Jay Z‘s 2013 mantra #newrules and has had us–and Parks and Recreation‘s Retta!–bugging ever since it landed on iTunes early Friday.
Even though she’s on a 22-day vegan diet with her husband Jay Z, Beyonce has been spotted wearing fur. In the days following the rapper’s announcement, she’s has donned a parka with fur trim, leather pants and a cowhide sweater. It should be noted, it was Jay’s decision to go meatless for the holidays. So is her fashion a statement of defiance?
When Miley Cyrus rocked onto stage at the EMAs this year sparking up a joint and wearing a labia skimming leotard, it was the latter that really sent the media into a tail spin. How DARE the girl almost show us her vagina? It’s been a big year all round for Miley’s “almost vagina,” with multiple performances and public appearances, not to mention a controversial Terry Richardson shoot (what!? really!?), showing off her flawless, ingrown hair free, pubic bone.
Tis the season, everyone! Remember when you were a little kid and your parents made you sit on the creepy old mall Santa dude’s lap? Well it’s time to put those childhood traumas behind you, because we’ve just stuffed your stocking with 30 super sexy Santas! Trust us, you’ll be begging to sit on these laps.
Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David made news this week thanks to his “peak Larry David” face, on display at the New York Knicks game. It’s understandable–a fast-paced NBA match-up between top teams can elicit a wide range of feelings from anyone in the building. And when our favorite stars have the good fortune of sitting courtside, their emotional output never goes undocumented.
Before your sugar high from all the Halloween candy starts to wear off and you crash into a early evening nap, make sure you take a look at the hottest celebrity Twitpics and Instagrams from the month of October! There are so many, it’s scary…
Hey gang! It’s been yet another long, crazy week. What’s happened? Oh, Miley Cyrus is still taking off her clothes and the government shutdown is finally over, but we don’t have to talk about either of those things. What we can talk about is who we think is having the Best Week Ever. Now, we won’t know for sure who it’s going to be until a brand new episode of Best Week Ever airs tomorrow, Friday October 18, at 10/9 C. Until then, check out who the Best Week Ever‘s cast thinks is having the Best Week Ever and let us know who YOU think is having the Best Week Ever.
We’ll be honest: the month of September still kind of bums us out. The air gets colder, the days get shorter, and we still have that vague sense of back to school dread. Summer may be over, but at least we’ve got these celebrity twitpics and instagrams to keep things hot hot hot!
Fun fact: Ibiza is named after Bes, the Egyptian god of childbirth, humor, dancing and music. So when Spanish tourism honchos try to persuade us that the Balearic Island is about more than just foam parties and BASS, they’re working against ancient history here. But you know what’s probably helping their case? All these celebrities we’ve been spotting doing everything but hitting the legendary night clubs (not that they didn’t also do that, we assume).
Whether it’s models like Doutzen Krous wading in the Mediterranean waters, athletes like Rafael Nadal getting behind the wheel of a boat or actors like Leonardo DiCaprio escaping from a private yacht on a freaking jet pack, these famous people have been living it up in Ibiza. Even Benedict Cumberbatch and Blue Ivy Carter are getting in on the action — the perfect climate, crystal waters and the archeological sites too of course. It’s so nice of them, then, to take a minute to send us some postcards.
[Photos: Splash News Online]