We were partying a little too hard yesterday for St. Patrick’s Day, but we’d never forgive ourselves if we didn’t wish Coco an incredibly happy birthday! We love her very dearly, plus we feel like her hubby Ice-T would kick our butts if we didn’t.
It’s time to wish a very happy 55th birthday to Ice-T! We didn’t bother with the stress of finding him a gift, though – what can we possibly get the guy who already has the bustiest most beautiful wife in the world?!
We already shared our feelings on the rumors that Ice-T’s wife Coco had an affair with rapper AP.9. But just in case you missed ‘em, here’s a recap: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We’ve been trying to put the whole ugly rumor out of our minds, but ol’ AP just won’t stop talking about it, making even more shockingly sexually explicit claims that they did the deed…with photos to prove it!
Before we begin, take a minute to evacuate the 10 mile radius around Ice-T, because he’s probably going to blow his top Mr. Vesuvius style. Who knows, maybe this is what the Mayans meant by the apocalypse. We were just recovering from the shock of Ice and Coco’s marital tiff last week. Mr. T made his displeasure known when pictures surfaced of another dude cozy up to his wife. Totally understandable. But if he was pissed about a little nuzzling, he gonna go ballistic at the rumor that the guy in the pic did a hell of a lot more than a peck on the cheek.
Rapper AP.9 is now claiming to have nude pictures of the always glam bombshell. On the surface that doesn’t sound so bad, considering the fact that Coco posts nude pictures of herself to her twitter and website almost every day. In fact, we’d wager that one out of every one person has nude pictures of Coco somewhere. But the rapper insists that these pix were taken in his bed. Dude…are you trying to make Ice-T kick your ass? Is this some kind of bet?
“AP.9 has been bragging that he has photos of Coco with him in a private room in Vegas, and that in some of them she’s on a bed, totally naked!” a source told RadarOnline. “He’s been putting feelers out to see if people want to buy the pictures and he’s claiming they’re really salacious and that a LOT more happened with Coco than just them posing in a night club.” The insider went on to say that Ap.9 is not spooked by Ice. For what it’s worth, he totally should be.
Coco has been giving us a peep show on her Twitter feed for years, so it made a lot of sense that the folks behind the Las Vegas burlesque show of the same name would want to partner up! Ice-T’s uber-voluptuous wife made her Peepshow debut last night at the Planet Hollywood Hotel, donning barely-there nude lingerie and wielding a huge pink feather boa. She looked right at home on the stage, but amazingly, Coco had her doubts about the whole undertaking. “I never even thought about it,” she told Vegas.com. “First of all, I don’t have the body.” We’re gonna stop you right there Mrs. T and respectfully disagree. Coco nervous about treading the boards of a topless Vegas stage review? That’s like Michael Phelps being scared to play Marco Polo in a kiddie pool!
“I’m short, and I’m kind of stocky,” the Ice Loves Coco star continued, proving that literally everyone has insecurities. “I would think, that will never happen. I always discussed it in dance class when I was nine years old. You know dancers, when you’re that age, you’re always trying to get to Vegas, that’s the level you want to get to, but even though I talked about it I never thought I was really going to be there someday.” You lived your dreams, Coco! Someone cue “A Moment Like This.” She’s taking over the role of Bo Peep, formerly played by Girl Next Door Holly Madison since July 2009. “It’s an exhilarating feeling to be practically naked, but you know I was just hoping that people would like my body. I’ve been working out really hard lately.” Head on down to the gallery below and see how her work paid off, and also take a look at some more lovely ladies who’ve appeared in the show!
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Sorry AP9, if that is even your real name! The photos of you snuggling Coco at a nightclub recently might have been enough to start a marital dispute, but they were no match for the deep cosmic love that flows between Coco and Ice-T. So let us never talk about them splitting up ever, ever again. People’s Exhibit A: the pair were spotted out at an event at Last Rite’s Gallery in New York City Monday night. We can only assume their matching outfits were an intentional statement of solidarity…and awesomeness.
In case the solidness of their union was in doubt, Ice-T has been on a consistently hilarious rant against the haters pretty much all day, with bon mots like “Everyone with opinions about MY personal life.. Can ‘Eat a Hot Bowl of D—s’ Check YOUR b—-.” and of course “My wife checks 100k a week….. Worry about your broke h-….. Not your b—-. Not your concern.” Is it wrong to feel this emotionally invested in a couple you don’t know in real life? Maybe. On the other hand…well, we write celebrity gossip for a living and you read it. No one has to know how we feel here. No one. This is a safe space.
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Model and donk queen Coco posts dozens upon dozens of scandalous booty pics to Twitter every second (slight exaggeration), and her husband Ice-T is totally cool with it. But when photos of her getting uncomfortably close to another man are posted: Look out! Ice has officially thawed into a very pissed off dude. It all started on Saturday when rap impresario AP9 posted pics to his Instagram of himself at a nightclub getting cozy with Coco. The images have since been deleted (along with the rest of his Instagram account) but they showed the two cuddling, nuzzling and giving each other pecks on the cheek and neck.
Coco’s first reaction to the photos was just laugh it off. “Woke up to people in a panic about some pics,” she wrote to her Twitter followers. “Please guys, I’m happily married. Sometimes fans and friends take silly pics. It’s harmless. #RELAX.” But Ice did not relax, and posted a series of angry tweets giving his views on the situation. “Don’t get it twisted, I’m not happy about this s—. Most of ]the pictures] are disrespectful and in bad taste. She’s made me look and feel like s—. I say this on Twitter because there’s no way to avoid the obvious misconduct of a married couple.”
Coco owned up to her mistake soon after. “Ice is right, the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened,” she insisted. “I feel so sad,the bottom line is I love Ice & I can understand why he’s upset theres no excuse for my actions. I’m so sorry baby & to evryone.” The storm seems to have blown over, and Ice even went so far as to delete his tweets regarding the subject. “I said my part. No need to promote the situation,” he explained when asked why he had done so.
We know they’ll pull through, because they’re pretty much the cutest duo of all time. Head down to the gallery below to see our favorite photos of our favorite couple!
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For more on Hurricane Sandy, let’s throw it over to veteran weather correspondant Coco! The lovely Mrs. Ice-T reported on the historic super storm live from the balcony of her Edgewater, New Jersey apartment yesterday afternoon. The 33-year-old model took to social media yesterday to admit being quite the meterology enthusiast. “I’m obsessed with Hurricane Sandy..” she posted to twitter. “I just LOVE weather! The eye of the storm is coming straight towards me!! So exciting! Am I insane? I’m ready.” Yes, she really loves high speed wind. Like, more than a friend. “I get turned on by extreme weather,” she continued. Hmmm…
So it’s no surprise that Coco couldn’t resist the opportunity to do her own embedded reporting, complete with standard uniform of pink velour track suit and a seriously low cut black tank top. Only Coco could turn a natural disaster into a wet t-shirt contest! “The wind is crazy. The wind is pushing drops in your eyes. I am soaked. It is bizarre,” she screamed as the storm blew her around the deck. “It’s cool but scary at the same time.” After a while, she kind of looked like one of those women on the front of pirate ships. She posted the results to YouTube once safely back inside, apologizing for the poor sound quality due to the wind. We have a funny feeling that people are ok with that.
Coco was truly our definitive storm tracker, posting such evocative tweets as: “In total blackness. No power, streets r flooded. Its kinda creepy. I feel like I’m n Walking Dead show waiting on zombies 2 come out any minute.” Terrifyingly, that was the last thing she tweeted. Coco…Coco, are you out there!? Did the zombies get you!? We’ll let you know as soon as we hear back from her.
East Coast peeps, we hope you’re safe, stocked up and dry. Hurricane Sandy’s been causing all kinds of a mess but we’re staying put and waiting for it to … blow over. This too shall pass, right? So, to keep you distracted and entertained at the same time, through the Frankenstorm, we thought we’d take a gander over at celebrityville and see what the word on Twitter is. Worked for us, because we found at least 10 H’wood tweets that made us crack up in different ways. For instance, while Ricky Gervais‘ tweet made us crack up laughing, Lindsay Lohan‘s made us crack out heads against a wall. And since we can’t banter with them in person, we still got some repartee to dish out. So, we’ll just do it the best way we can — right here!
1. Ricky Gervais: Now we’re calling Sandy “Kandy” now, thanks to you, Ricky. Repping the “K”!
2. Lindsay Lohan: Right, because it’s really not that serious, L.L? World, do not take disaster advice from L.L. EVER.
We feel like celebrity beefs have gotten increasingly random lately. Has anyone else noticed this? We blame Twitter, just like we blame Twitter for the current beef between Ice-T and Rush Limbaugh. Well…okay, we blame Twitter and Rush Limbaugh. “He knew the word ‘tyranny.’ And he knows that tyranny comes from government representatives. Double impressive,” the conservative radio host joked about Ice-T, after the rapper used the word while defending gun ownership. “Rush Limbaugh said he was impressed I knew the word ‘tyranny’… He’s a racist piece of sh–,” Ice-T replied on (where else?) Twitter. Jeez, Rush, why are you ripping on someone who agrees with you? And Ice, why are you listening to anything that Rush Limbaugh has to say? Of course, when it comes to celebrity beef, there’s no reasoning with anyone. If there way, how would you explain all the absurd celebrity beefs that have come before?