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Top 21 Most Shocking Celebrity Moose Knuckle Moments Ever

What is moose knuckle, you ask? It’s the male version of camel toe, of course! And we have the best — or most disturbing, depending on your point of view — exposures of celebrity bulges ever compiled, including revealing shots of Brad Pitt, John Mayer, Terrell Owens, Mark Wahlberg, David Duchovny and Bret Michaels. Check out our camel toe collection, then dig in to the moose knuckle …

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Sluttiest Of ’08: Aubrey O’Day

The competition for “sluttiest of the year” went down to the wire, but Aubrey O’Day proved victorious. Could it be that she was caught sticking her tongue in some random mouths — and even made out with her dog? Or is it that she posed wearing next to nothing for Complex mag? Maybe Scandalist reader Deann says it best: “I think Aubrey should win the sluttiest cuz jus look at her … after Danity Kane she jus went loose.”

Scandalist mobile winner: Aubrey O’Day.

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Best Wang Of ’08: David Beckham

There were four men who let it all hang out in 2008 — but only one could be crowned as the Best Wang. David Beckham, congrats. The competition didn’t even come close …

Scandalist mobile winner: David Beckham.

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Gossip Break: Johniston – So Happy Together

  • Baz Luhrmann is bringing the Great Gatsby to the big screen.  [DListed]
  • Ohhhhh – new promo pics for The Hills spin-off The City are out, and the girls look skinny-minny.  [PITNB]
  • Diddy dishes on his CSI appearance next week, in his usual, confusing Diddy speak.  [BWE]
  • Fergie and Josh Duhamel plan super-boring celebrity wedding for next month!  [Seriously? OMG]
  • Andy Samberg and the Lonely Island guys are putting out an album – expect a lot of Timberlake on there to help bring funny back.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Pick the most interesting love triangle of 2008!  [PopSugar]
  • Jen and John do dinner. Snooze.  [I'mNotObsessed]

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Best Wang Of ’08: Vote Now!

Female celebrities and swimsuit models were not the only ones showing off their goodies in 2008. A few male celebrities chose to put their manhood on display, but who really had the Best Wang of 2008? David Beckham posed in his skivvies for an Emporio Armani ad that popped up as a gigantic billboard covering one entire side of the Macy’s department store in San Francisco. Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps complemented his snug Speedo with eight gold medals at the 2008 summer games. John Mayer chose a Borat-inspired green leotard while vacationing, and was photographed showing off his family jewels while aboard a yacht. Finally, “Rehab” singer Amy Winehouse showed her love for her incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil by proudly posting photos of him exposing himself on her Facebook page. Check the photos, and vote for this year’s best tool.

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Sluttiest Of ’08: Vote Now!

Anyone can be a slut, but only one person can be the sluttiest. In music, John Mayer got yet another Rolling Stone cover model addicted to what the dick did, and Danity Kane‘s Aubrey O’Day seemed to be making out with someone new every week — if not every day. On TV, Gossip Girl‘s Chuck Bass took soap opera studding to operatic, unprecedented heights while wearing a goddamn ascot, and VH1′s Angelique rocked so much love that we even caught her sending graphic texts to one of our office workers. For those about to get it on, we salute you!

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John Mayer Developing Variety Show

Cougar-bait and occasional recording artist John Mayer is teaming up with CBS to develop a variety show, expected to air as soon as early 2009. Mayer is planning on pairing his love of adult-contemporary music and stand-up comedy (has there ever been a more terrifying combination?) to create a weekly show.

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John Mayer: Happy. No Really, He Is.

Praise be! The Cassanova of Adult-Contemporary Music has returned to his beloved blog, and he’s addressing all the questions and concerns you’ve had in his absence. That’s right! Yesterday, John Mayer returned to the blogging fold in order to make us aware of his whereabouts (which we pretty much knew about from UsWeekly) and his side project (code name: Jennifer Aniston?).

Seems John-Boy has tired of playing games with the paparazzi for his own personal gain, and from here on out is going to be laying low, “[concentrating] on keeping my heart and soul correct and then redecorat[ing] around it.” More important than anything though, Mayer is happy — and who wouldn’t be? Being hounded by the same paparazzi you invited into your life sounds great, and who could overlook the career joys of being a tabloid staple first, and a musician second?

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Jen Hiding Twins Somewhere On Her Tiny Body

The investigative reporters over at Star magazine refuse to believe that Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant. Her rep ‘s adamant denial of the rumors has only fueled their rumor mongering, and now the mag is insisting the America’s favorite Friend is knocked up with twins. Ohhh, how Angelina-esque of her! According to Star, Jen is eagerly downing fertility drugs, desperately trying to get John Mayer babies inside of her tiny wonderland of a body before she turns 40. She’s even supposedly engaged in “alternative medicine” to up her chances of popping out twins. A friend blabs, “Jen has also changed her diet. She’s taking a lot of folic acid and has upped her intake of milk and beef — all of which are supposed to increase your chances of having twins.”

The fact that Jen’s slim phsyique remains intact despite these alleged twins growing inside of her, leads us to wonder where they might be hiding. Could she be carrying them in her ass? Under her perfectly highlighted, honey mane? Or do they live only in the imaginations of Star reporters? [Photo: WireImage]