2013 was a historic year, with the government shut down, a brand new Pope, Breaking Bad ending its glorious television run and the Red Sox winning their first World Series at Fenway Park since 1918. But we know what you’re really thinking: Damn, it sure was a great year for butts! That’s right; donks, rumps, bums, backsides. Whatever you want to call it, there sure were a lot of them in the news this year. Just look at twerk titan Miley Cyrus, the ever-pantsless Rihanna and new mom Kim Kardashian. Lady Gaga even used a portrait of her derriere as the cover art for her new single! That’s why we’ve put together this comprehensive bracket of the most beautiful and influential butts of 2013. Check out your choices in the gallery above, and then head below to cast your vote!
Thanksgiving 2013 is officially over, leaving us with extra pounds and fewer bucks after heavy eating and even heavier spending. As always, Instagram is the place to post enviable photos of tasty turkeys and family time, and our favorite celebs know this rule all too well.
The selfie is now ubiquitous on social media, so much so that its greatest proponents have started mixing it up, and finding bold new ways to self-photograph. The latest craze in selfie-land is to take your body, cell phone and reverse it — that’s right, we’re now taking it from behind. With Kim Kardashian kicking it off, a whole slew of celebrities have started capturing their perfect tushes in their gratuitous selfies.
Supermodel Miranda Kerr didn’t walk in the 2013 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and yet she’s been getting the most press since the Taylor Swift-endorsed event. To show support for her fellow angels, Kerr posted a photo from last year’s show, only to be met with loud cries of
“PHOTOSHOPPED!” Seems like a follow-up Instagram is the only way to respond, right? Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan gauged your interest in an upcoming prime-time cameo by flashing some sideboob, and James Franco experimented with what the kids are up to these days.
Curb Your Enthusiasm creator Larry David made news this week thanks to his “peak Larry David” face, on display at the New York Knicks game. It’s understandable–a fast-paced NBA match-up between top teams can elicit a wide range of feelings from anyone in the building. And when our favorite stars have the good fortune of sitting courtside, their emotional output never goes undocumented.
Halloween has become the unofficial the last gasp of bikini season, the final strip-off before winter sets in and everyone turns into Slanket mummies for 6 months. But for now, the goal is to be the most creative with the least amount of clothing. And no one does that better than Hollywood A-listers!
Kicking off The Gossip Table is news that Rihanna is getting into catfights with her best friend of ten years. RiRi’s friend usually joins the singer on tour but she recently was rude to the crew, prompting Rihanna’s claws to come out.
While fans are getting excited for Britney Spears‘ Las Vegas show, the singer is not. Marianne Garvey tells The Gossip Table Spears is reaching new levels of stress. All the trouble is forcing the singer to pre-tape her radio interviews because she’s having trouble answering questions. Adding to her stress could be her father, Jamie, who serves as the singer’s conservator. He recently filed a court petition asking for more money.
Not knowing when to stop, Chris Brown is dissing an unnamed woman in the music industry on DJ Khaled’s new single, “I’m Still.” Delaina Dixon tells The Gossip Table Rihanna may be the target of Brown’s latest diss track. The singer claims he is over Rihanna and his other ex-girlfriend, but it’s clear that the things are not the case. Whether or not it’s about her remains to be seen.
Ahhh, the Walk of Shame. We’ve all been there. The romantic rendezvous is over, and the morning’s here. You’re slinking home in last night’s clothes, you’re hair’s not so cute, and the rising sun is really hurting your eyes. You’re desperately hoping that no one is around to bear witness to your disheveled state, but everyone knows you just had an unscheduled sleepover. Honestly, what’s so shameful about it? Isn’t it just the sign of a good night? We’re gonna go with yes! And so will these celebs. Let’s make it a Stride of Pride!