Ke$ha, you’ve won again. You always do. Though never with a disturbing orifice tattoo before. “New tattoo!” the singer proclaimed on Instagram, displaying both her new “Suck It!” inner lip tattoo and what appears to be a gold toof. While we need some time to wrap our heads around why and to what purpose Ke$ha would get the inside of her mouth inked (Is it a command? To whom? Is it a reminder? It’s a reminder, isn’t it?), we only needed to see the photo for a millisecond to crown her queen of the bad celebrity tattoos, joining the likes of Gucci Mane‘s ice cream cone face ink and Hayden Panettiere‘s misspelled torso tattoo.
Don’t feel bad, every other famous with an awful tattoo! We probably just don’t know about your mouth art yet. Let us know, please; it’s what Instagram is for. In the meantime, everyone else can take a gander at our worst celebrity tattoo gallery. With Ke$ha at the lead, it looks like ya’ll need to start upping your bad tattoo game…
What did we do before celebrities found out about Twitter? Whether it’s hot bodies in bikinis, hot bodies out of bikinis, scabs, famous people without makeup or ill-advised tattoos, 2011 was a great year for celebrity TMI tweets. Everyone from Gaga and Kanye to Katy Perry and Mariah Carey wanted to share the inside of their hearts (and pants and bathroom stalls) with the world. Not that we want them to stop, mind you! Not like we would ever want them to stop. In the meantime, check out the 28 Best TwitPics of 2011: Because you can’t untweet something once it’s been tweeted, no matter how hard you try.
We’re going to take a break from commenting on Ben Affleck’s new Justin-Bieber-as-a-mountain-man look for a little bit so we can reflect on what appears to be a new tattoo. Or at least it’s new to us. The actor flashed the ink as he took his daughters Violet and Seraphina to lunch in LA over the weekend, and to be honest we’re still trying to figure out what the hell it’s supposed to be. People keep insisting that the tat is a picture of a dolphin, but we’re not so convinced. It looks more to us like it could be one of the following:
This is certainly one way to celebrate your freedom. Lil’ Wayne, fresh out of jail, not only hit up Las Vegas this weekend so he could perform with Drake, he also managed to fly to Miami for a Sunday night “Welcome Home Tunechi” party thrown by Cash Money Records. It’s not every day you get out of jail and then are immediately flanked by showgirls at a party in your honor, but this is Lil’ Wayne. When he wasn’t being escorted by showgirls, he had a cigar in hand or a few hundred of his closest friends nearby.
The bash in Miami was held at the King of Diamonds gentleman’s club and artists like Drake, Nicki Minaj and Mack Maine were just a few of the dozens of celebs who attended. Check out our photos of the homecoming party in our gallery below for more.
The 2009 CMT Music Awards kicked off with a spoof music video that pairs Taylor Swift, country music’s brightest (and cleanest) new star with T-Pain, the hip-hop/R&B hit maker who has love for raunchy lyrics. Taylor (known as T-Swizzle here) raps over T-Pain’s Auto-Tuned crooning in the original song.
The scariest part of this gag is that Taylor not only shows off some comedic skills, but she could probably be a decent rapper with a little practice. Is there anything this girl can’t do? The 19-year-old singer and songwriter took home video of the year and female video of the year for “Love Story.” Check out pics from last night’s show.
We always thought it would be the vocoder that brought him down, but T-Pain was seriously injured last week in an accident involving a golf cart. Apparently his face was sliced up and he also lost four teeth in the mess. The singer had to skip his Friday concert with Lil Wayne in California, but was back onstage on Sunday night to give a firsthand account of the incident.
“There’s a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart,”he shouted to the audience. “It did happen like three days ago. My ass is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt.”
He continued, obviously in good spirits (maybe painkillers helped out?), “I bust my ass. I’d show you the marks, but I don’t wanna pull my pants down right now.”
If you’re gonna rock a name like T-Pain, you’re gonna have to own it sometimes, right? [Photo: GettyImages]
T-Pain redefined celebrity TMI in a recent Blenderarticle, explaining that—despite his wife’s enthusiasm for porn and “tipping bitches” at strip clubs—he frequently is forced to masturbate to satisfy his sexual urges. “I’m married, and I jerk off all the time. Some R&B singers act like they getting sex every night. T-Pain is here to tell you: Ain’t no one getting sex every night!”
So that’s why T-Pain is here. This isn’t the only mental picture T-Pain provides Blender of his “oh”-face. “I remember f*cking one girl on a couch in the living room, in front of everyone. She kept her skirt on so it looked like a real intense lap dance. I loooved that!” Do you think he moans in autotune? [Via ONTD]