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Celebrate David Hasselhoff’s 60th Birthday With The Internet’s Weirdest GIF Wall

It seems like just yesterday that David Hasselhoff‘s jiggling pecks graced our televisions as he jogged the beaches of Baywatch. Many bizarre music videos, film cameos (Piranha 3DD On Demand now!) and a drunken cheeseburger incident later, The Hoff is turning 60. Where has the time gone?
Celebrate his big day by giving this GIF wall a gander and take comfort in knowing it’s probably the strangest thing you’ll see today. Our deepest condolences go out to your eyeballs.

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David Hasselhoff Was Just Joking About That Whole Proposal Thing

David Hasselhoff, you card! Here we thought you were about to pledge the rest of your life to girlfriend of a year Hayley Roberts, when really you were about to plummet headfirst toward a harbor, still blissfully unwed. You got us! “Tried it again on top of the Sydney harbour bridge!,” the Piranha 3DD star tweeted, along with a photo of himself down on one knee. Man, we know if our boyfriend joked about marrying us in front of the entire world, we’d be laughing! We’d be laughing so hard, we might never stop laughing! Or crying! Or both at the same time!

“The truth is I’m having a fantastic time with this lovely lady but at this time we have no plans to marry,” Hasselhoff clarified to People this afternoon. Clearly the Hoff’s lady friend didn’t mind his monkeyshines too much; the next photo he tweeted featured the two smooching rather than Roberts shoving Hasselhoff off the bridge in a fit of rage. Looks like these two were meant for each other after all! Or Hayley was just waiting to get to sea-level to rip Hasselhoff a new one. One of the two.

[Photo: David Hasselhoff's Twitter]

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AMAs Worst Fashion: Christina Aguilera’s Bandage Dress And Other Catastrophes

While some of the stars brought their A fashion game to the AMAs last night, we’re convinced that a few others let their stylists leave for Thanksgiving break early. Surely a professional would prevent Kelly Clarkson and Christina Aguilera from choosing the least flattering gowns for their body type this side of our high school prom. Jennifer Lopez managed to land in our best- and worst-dressed lists (and an upcoming questionable list), thanks to her numerous costume changes and unfortunate decision to continue plugging Fiat in the middle of her performance. Now, we’re pretty sure red-carpet staple Phoebe Price and LMFAO‘s Redfoo were trying to land on this lists, but David Hasselhoff hurt our eyes in those boxers. Keep your pants on, Hoff. Please.

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David Hasselhoff Is Your Friendly Neighborhood Window Display Now

This photograph of David Hasselhoff and his girlfriend Hayley Roberts makes us think of a number of things. It was taken in The Grove in West Hollywood, as the couple were waiting to get interviewed on Extra. Nothing like some television pimping to get you frisky, huh, Hoff? The point is, those are some pretty terrific legs and we are shamed into hitting the Stairmaster now. And those are some skyscraper wedges and we covet them. The last thought that occurred to us was that we live in a world where window displays now contain NC-17 performance pieces by David Hasselhoff. Add that to our problems right after global warming.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Celebrities Bound Over To The Hop Premiere

Russell Brand ditched Katy Perry for some furry friends at the Hop premiere, and they look like a lot of fun! The event took place at Universal City, California and was quite the blast. David Hasselhoff made an appearance and wasn’t wearing a Union jack-et, fortunately. Instead, he decided to put on a white suit with a bow tie and a pale pink shirt. Hey, it’s an improvement! James Marsden was there looking as hot as usual—so does his wife, FYI. Unfair, we tell you. House man Hugh Laurie dropped in too, as did The Big Bang Theory’s Kaley Cuoco. Check out our gallery for more cute pictures.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Yes, David Hasselhoff, We Know You’re In The United Kingdom

David Hasselhoff doesn’t do things by halves. Now that the UK is his new best friend he wants to show his support and thanks. Let’ not forget it was the UK who gave him a job, naming The Hoff as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent, replacing our favorite Simon Cowell.

Thus begins the promotional rounds. As you can see by his face, David’s loving it, because he’s loving being relevant again. He’s pictured here outside the BBC Radio One studio where he was interviewed by Scott Mills and wanted Britain to know how much he adores them. Way to go, Hoff. Two Union Jacks and one “Beatles”? You’ve made your point. Now how about a cuppa tea?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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David Hasselhoff Goes Back To Baywatch In Australia

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With David Hasselhoff’s reality show dropped after two episodes, you can’t blame the guy for looking back to previous successes. We’ve already seen the Hoff pimp out KITT while playing Captain Hook in England, and now he’s brought back his Baywatch babes! Sadly, David’s not putting the trunks back on for a show—just an ice cream promotion in Australia. But hey, if this is a hit, maybe they’ll have David suck in his gut and start saving ladies on the beach all over again.

[Photo: Getty Images]

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Spot The Diff: Captain Hoff Is Cuckoo

The Weekly Diff is TheFABLife’s pop culture spin on the traditional “spot the difference” game. Check back every Wednesday for a new picture.

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David Hasselhoff promoted opening night of “Peter Pan” at the New Wimbledon Theatre in London by posing alongside his famous Knight Rider car in full Captain Hook costume. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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I Can’t Haz Cheezburger: Hasselhoff Reality Show Pulled After Two Episodes

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This is depressing: David Hasselhoff‘s reality show has been pulled from the A&E schedule after the first two episodes received poor ratings. The second episode only had about a half million viewers—we’re willing to bet that more people have seen Hasselhoff’s drunk cheeseburger video, sadly. Guess those pics of Hoff standing next to KITT as Captain Hook came too late to save it.

The show, simply titled The Hasselhoffs, featured the actor and his two daughters Hayley and Taylor-Ann as David struggles to balance work, single-fatherhood, and his daughters’ quest for fame as they start their own group called Bella Vida. Maybe the Hoff needs a lesson from Kris Kardashian in how to maintain the balance between reality stardom and being a mom-ager—she is clearly doing something right. There are still eight episodes that have yet to air, we can only hope that A&E decides to run a Very Hasselhoff New Year’s Marathon so the world can experience them all.

[Photo: Getty Images]