Founding his own brand of bottled water must have settled an old personal vendetta for Diddy. The rap mogul made a touching/hilarious confession on Ellen today: the chronic fan used to be a chronic bed wetter.
We tried to come up with an innocent explanation for the above photo. Really we did, we swear! But there seems to be no getting around the simple fact that Ellen DeGeneres wants to motorboat Katy Perry. Yes, right there on the floor of the 2013 Grammy Awards ceremony! And her lovely wife Portia de Rossi seems totally cool with it, so hey…whatever floats your (motor)boat there, Ell!
Awards Season 2013 kicked off tonight with the People’s Choice Awards on CBS, and while we didn’t get any nip slips or f-bombs or other kind of flubs, host Kaley Cuoco and a cavalcade of stars kept it moving with some solid banter. From Ellen DeGeneres‘ Mayan prediction to Chris Colfer‘s fanfic shout-out, our favorite gems (other than Sandra Bullock‘s tear-jerking Favorite Humanitarian Award’s speech; we’re not going to try to recapture it) included…
You know it’s going to be a good show when you’re talking and Bradley Cooper suddenly segues into, “Hey, do you remember when you asked me the last time, to take my shirt off?” Because that’s what’s happened with Ellen DeGeneres on her show yesterday and as expected, the audience almost started ripping off their shirts in excitement. Bradley then launches into a speech about how he remembers that she asked him very clearly, even though Ellen looks perplexed about where this is going. “… I don’t know if I should reveal this much about myself, ” he says, to which she asks, “Did you take your shirt off?” He replies in the negative and then shows why. Bradley unbuttoned his shirt to reveal a third nipple. “I’m going to do it, I feel free with you guys,” he said before the secret spilling. It gets even better, though, to the delight of the audience, who are so supportive, sweetly enough. And that’s when things start getting really weird and as Ellen says, “What is this, show and tell right now?” Bradley then proceeds to roll up his shirt sleeve to show off a fourth nipple and then his pants leg for a fifth nipple. And that’s when we knew he was kidding! Watch the video above to see the hilarious segment which runs till a minute and twenty seconds before heading into her Chistmas giveaway segment! Good one, guys. They really had us going for a tiny bit!
If this isn’t proof that Amanda Seyfried could potentially be the coolest BFF ever, we don’t know what is. Not only can Ms. Amanda wear the hell out of a gown — McQueen, no less — but she looks like the sort of gal who could kick back a couple of tequilas and karaoke the hell out of a microphone. What’s not to love? Oh yeah, this. She may be one of the most gorgeous faces on screen at the moment, but she isn’t afraid to poke fun of herself. For example, she thinks nothing of throwing on a frog mask on national television. How do we know all of this? Not because we’re hanging with Amanda, sadly, but because that’s exactly what she did on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday. Minus the tequila. Or with tequila in her system, who knows. Ellen found out that the whole Les Miserables cast had gone out for a spot of karaoke while they were in Tokyo, Japan on promotional duties. Amanda admitted that she had done her bit on the mic after a couple of rounds of sake, dressed as a frog, natch. And Ellen isn’t anything if not well-prepared, so out came a frogs head costume and some sake. Sake, tequila: booze equals booze. This bascially turned into Amanda rapping California Love by Tupac, dressed in said frogs head. The clip’s above, for your viewing pleasure. It’s the best thing E.V.E.R.
We all had a good chuckle over that photo of Hillary Clinton gazing down at Christina Aguilera‘s ample cleavage at October’s 2012 George McGovern Leadership Award Ceremony, where Xtina was being honored for helping starving children, not for having a nice rack. Little did we know that the admiration between the Secretary of State and the Voice judge was completely mutual.
“She’s such a force in a room, she’s just got that star charisma, and everything about her I just — I couldn’t take my eyes off her either, so it was mutual,” Christina told Ellen DeGeneres in a segment taped for today’s show.
“Wow. Well,” was Ellen’s response. And now we can picture a million slash fiction writers coming up with steamy romances between the two divas.
“I’m so inappropriate!” Christina said apologetically. Well, that’s how we love you best — but you weren’t the one staring at a public official’s assets, btw.
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There’s so much awesome stuff that happened when Miley Cyrus went on the Ellen Degeneres Show. We’re pleased she disregarded those lame rumors about her fiance Liam Hemsworth cheating because this episode was all about wedding stuff. Really honest, sweet wedding stuff like when Miley talks about what she’s looking forward to the most, saying, “That moment when he first gets to see me in my dress and everything all together. It has to be perfect. It has to be like a soundtrack in a movie. That’s the one-day that movie crap is real. That romance. That look is the time that you get that… I’ve been too probably 10, 20 weddings and I’ve seen that real look 5, 6 times. It’s rare that people just stop to really look the person in the eye and know that this is your life together.” See? It’s adorable and we feel so affectionate towards Miley after hearing that. And contrary to reports that she’s having a gazillion ceremonies, Miley clarifies, “There is some rumor going around that I’m having like 47 weddings. I’m not. I’m having one wedding. That’s my day and whatever I want on that day will be about me and that moment.”
Great conversation — and Miley looking like a million bucks aside — the best part of the show came towards the end as a very beefy surprise. Two very beefy surprises, actually. The gag was that a light went bust during the show, right as Ellen Degeneres was asking about bachelorette plans, when “maintenence men” appeared. And before you knew it, they had their shirts off and were giving Miley the time of her life! Watch the hilarious clip above! But don’t watch it work, folks It’s a lot of fun, harmless bumping and grinding but you may not want your boss to see you giggling over your laptop!
While we understand the decision, we were sorely disappointed this morning to learn that the Today show had canceled their tradition of having all their hosts dress up as other famous folks for Halloween. That on top of the fact that New York’s annual Village Halloween Parade has, um, dampened our already soggy spirits. So, thank you, Ellen DeGeneres, for brightening up our day with your Sofia Vergara costume and terrible, terrible Colombian accent.
The exaggerated padding, the funny fake high heels attached to sneakers and the telltale split zipper on the dress — mocking Vergara’s wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys — really made the thing.
Rebel Wilson is doing her best to help us in our unofficial quest to write about her twice a day here at VH1 Celebrity. After doing her best Lady Gaga on The Tonight Show earlier this week, she’s back to promoting her rap alter ego, Rebelicious, whom we first met a few weeks ago on Bullett Media. And after firing her sister, Liberty, from her rap duo, she’s enlisted a couple of other talented ladies. On Tuesday, when 14-year-old actress Maude Apatow (yes, daughter of Judd and Leslie Mann) interviewed her for HelloGiggles.com, Rebel instructed her on the art of being a hype man, to adorable effect. And now this morning, we’ve been treated to a performance by Rebelicious and Ellen DeGeneres of Salt-N-Pepa’s “Shoop.”
Amazingly, it is Anna Kendrick, not Rebel, who does the bulk of the rapping in Pitch Perfect. Maybe her talents just went undiscovered until this press tour. Read more…
After Angelina Jolie’s leg at the Oscars, we thought basically every funny thing (intentional or not) on a live TV event would get its own Twitter account. But maybe the people who do these things were too busy celebrating Homeland’s big sweep of the Emmys to do so tonight? At least Kat Dennings‘ boobs are well represented on the social networking site. Here are the other things we’re surprised haven’t been tweeting all night:
- Tom Hanks’ amazing mustache (see photo above) Update: Oh! Here it is.
- Lena Dunham’s bathroom cake (which she ate in the nude during the opening sketch)
- Julie Bowen’s nipple covers (which she thanked profusely in her acceptance speech)
- Ellen DeGeneres’ pants (mentioned twice during the show)
- Jimmy Kimmel’s parents (ousted by Tracy Morgan for their false promises to Jimmy)
- Tracy Morgan’s nunchucks (or his sparkly jacket)
Did we miss any? Have these Twitter accounts been made since we posted this story? Let us know!
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