by (@shalapitcher)

Thanksgiving Diet: Feast On These Hot Celebs

Relax, we’re not actually going to give you diet tips on this, the most holy of holidays for food lovers. We’re merely suggesting that if you’re anything like us, it’s hard to remember that there will be consequences if we ask for second helpings of mashed potatoes and pie. We slip into a food coma and wake up just long enough to eat the leftovers. So we thought we’d provide this little visual inspiration: 24 hot celebrities — from Britney Spears to Henry Cavill, Pippa Middleton to Hugh Jackman, Adriana Lima to Jennifer Lopez — who have bodies we’d basically kill to have, and who work hard to get them. Maybe seeing them jog, lift weights and strut their assets will inspire you to get off the couch. Or you might just want to sit back and enjoy the view while munching on a turkey leg. That’s the kind of freedom those pilgrims came here to attain, isn’t it?

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[Photos: Getty Images, Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

Full New Year’s Eve Trailer Looks Like A Bon Jovi-Slapping Good Time

Like we’re going to pretend we didn’t enjoy seeing Katherine Heigl slap Jon Bon Jovi in the full New Year’s Eve trailer. You know we’re not made of stone. While the movie is still overstuffed with celebrities from Ashton Kutcher to Zac Efron, and Michelle Pfeiffer‘s wig still looks like it crawled out of a drainage ditch behind the mop factory, it’s hard not to like a film that’s basically 90 minutes of witty banter leading up to a bunch of A-lister smooching and falling in love. Count us in! Oh, except for the part when Abigail Breslin shows off her brasserie to her horrified mother Sarah Jessica Parker for no apparent reason. What was that about? Girl child is 15!

by (@hallekiefer)

Halle Berry Breaks Foot While Shooting Cloud Atlas In Spain

First she has to wear terrible wig, and now this. While in Spain shooting Cloud Atlas, Halle Berry broke her foot this morning. TMZ reports that Berry experienced “a misstep” which resulted in the actress sporting a cast and tooling around in a wheelchair. Hmm, is there a way to fit a very obvious leg injury into a post- pocalyptic sci-fi drama? You’d think so, wouldn’t you?

Unfortunately for both Halle and the film, which costars Tom Hanks, Hugo Weaving and Susan Sarandon, Berry’s injury could allegedly cause complications for shooting. Filmmakers are reportedly hoping to shoot around Berry’s cast with use of a stunt double and above-the-waist shots, in addition to shuffling the filming schedule if possible. It seems like just yesterday Halle was skipping around Mallorca with her boyfriend Olivier Martinez and her incredibly bored-looking daughter Nahla Aubrey. If only thing had stayed that boring…

by (@missmuttoo)

If Sofia Vergara Thinks She Looks Like A Transvestite, What Hope Is There For The Rest Of Us?

Sofia Vergara just gave an adorable interview to Advocate magazine and we just can’t get enough of her special brand of OTT. She describes her bombshell self to the reporter in a most unusual manner. “I look like a transsexual anyway,” she explains. “I’m a woman, but I’m super-exaggerated with my boobs, my ass, my makeup, and my accent. When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, ‘I look like a transvestite!’ I love it.” Whether she’s playing Gloria on Modern Family or just being her kooky self in interviews, we can’t get enough of this woman!

She’s also revealed her celebrity girl crush and, well, we couldn’t agree more. “I have many, but I love Halle Berry. She’s perfection” she said, adding, “Every time I see her, I want to give her a standing ovation because she’s so flawless.” Ms Berry has some competition though, from someone a little closer to Sofia’s immediate circle. Close friend and co-star Jesse Tyler Ferguson better watch out because Sofia explained, “He also has a very handsome boyfriend [Justin Mikita], and I always tell Jesse that I want him.” Arriba!

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by (@hallekiefer)

Nahla Aubry Could Not Be More Bored In Spain With Mom Halle Berry

No matter who you are, celebrity or normal human being, one thing remains true: nothing is more boring than hanging out with your mom and her dumb boyfriend with no other kids around. The expression worn by Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla while the three-year-old visited Palma de Mallorca, Spain with mom Halle Berry and Berry’s boyfriend Olivier Martinez is priceless. It’s also the international expression for, “If we have to go to one more museum or cute little boutique, I will collapse onto this cobble stone street and I will lose my mind in front of a crowd of horrified bystanders.” At least Nahla has that tiny pink bear to keep her company. At least she has that.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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TheFABlife’s Salute To Halle Berry’s Eternal Hotness

Halle Berry turned 45 yesterday (and celebrated how most middle-aged women don’t – by frolicking on the beach in a bikini) and proved to the rest of the sagging and wrinkling world that her best days are ahead of her. Whatever Berry’s doing (Antioxidants? Yoga? Cryogenically freezing herself at night?!) is working and she should be required to share her miracle anti-aging solution with the rest of us. From her time as a thong-flaunting emerging actress to the days of embracing her new mom curves to her recently-revived tummy-baring looks, Halle’s never been afraid to show some skin.

Let us salute this beautiful freak of nature by reminiscing over some of her hottest looks. Don’t worry, we’ve provided dates in the captions of the otherwise-ageless photos.

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by (@katespencer)

Halle Berry Celebrates 45th Birthday With Friends, Fam And Her Hot Bod

Hally Berry celebrated her 45th birthday with friends, family and her daughter Nahla on the beach in Malibu this weekend. We’d sum up the actress’ appearance as holy-sh*t-are-you-kidding-me-she-is-the-hottest-woman-on-the-planet. But more importantly, she looked like she was relaxed and having a great time hanging out with her kid and sipping rose with some lady pals. Happy birthday, woman we desperately want to look like!

by (@hallekiefer)

New Year’s Eve Trailer Stars 1,000 Celebs, One or Two Decent Jokes

Happy New Year’s, everyone in Hollywood! The New Year’s Eve trailer is out, and celebs are sprinkled throughout like the beer-soaked confetti covering your carpet on January 1st.  The cast includes, but is not limited to, Lea Michele, Ashton Kutcher, Zac Efron, Jessica Biel, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sofia Vergara, Abigail Breslin, Seth Meyers, Josh Duhamel, Sienna Miller, Carla Gugino and a partridge in a pear treeeeeee.  Oh, and Robert De Niro for a split second at the very,very end.

Maybe we’ve just been burned before, but anyone who’s seen Valentine’s Day, director Gary Marshall’s other rom-com starring five billion A-listers, knows that more celebrities does not mean more enjoyment (unless we’re talking about a charity fundraiser or an orgy). Not that the movie doesn’t have a few high points: an incredibly schlubby Michelle Pfeiffer, a mid-custody-battle Halle Berry, Katherine Heigl and Jon Bon Jovi‘s slap-a-thon and, of course, the Hilary Swank/Ludacris coupling that we are praying is actually the movie’s main focus. If we do end up seeing this movie, it’ll be in the same way we ring in the New Year: drunk, in Times Square and wearing only a diaper and sash.

by (@missmuttoo)

Halle Berry Gets A Restraining Order Against Intruder

Halle Berry‘s home was broken into twice this weekend, as we reported earlier. 911 was called. Cops were radioed. Police cars swarmed. Helicopters hovered. And luckily, all the investigation has proven fruitful. The man who trespassed on her property is named Richard Franco and Halle now has a restraining order against him. He must stay atleast 100 yards away from her and her daughter, Nahla, as ordered by court.

Of the frightening events that occurred on Saturday and Sunday, Halle recalled, “I looked out the glass door leading to my enclosed and gated back yard and was shocked to see a complete stranger, carrying something in his hands and approaching us.” Franco bolted as soon as he was spotted but was back again the following night, as Halle explained, “As I opened my glass kitchen door and closed it behind me, all of a sudden I sensed someone behind me and turned to see the same intruder standing less than a foot behind me starring at me through my glass kitchen door.”

Luckily, the LAPD moves quickly. Franco was arrested on Monday itself because apparently, the guy was crazy enough to go back a third time! He was found in her yard and booked. Franco obviously isn’t the brightest, because he knew her home was under scrutiny and still couldn’t help going back. Halle, in her restraining request, also mentioned, “I am also informed that Franco has a criminal history of violence, theft and drug offenses. This person  has invaded and trampled upon the most fundamental sense of security I have and I am extremely frightened of him and what he might do to me or those I love.” We agree. This dude sounds bananas. Let’s hope he doesn’t try coming to her again.