By: Sarah M. Smith
Hollywood sure knows how to hit the floor. As graceful as the camera makes them appear, all stars have had their fair share of clumsy, can’t-watch moments. Unlucky for most, these not-so-glamorous red carpet tumbles almost always go viral.
Celebs are super-secretive about so much of their personal life — where they live, who they’re dating, whether or not they live with the person they’re dating. But, for some reason, many A-listers are surprisingly candid about one of the most intimate moments in a person’s life: losing their V-card. From Khloe Kardashian to Weezy F. Baby, these stars spill the deets on when they first did the dirty deed.
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What is it about people tripping? The panicked expression; the flailing, futile attempts to stop the tumble — it’s all so hilarious. Especially when celebs do it (they should be above falling, somehow, so it’s extra-funny). Here, we caught 15 stars in mid-tumble. Share a sick giggle with us at their expense!
Today is Jessica Simpson’s 33rd birthday, but her present came a little early. On June 30th she gave birthday to her second child, baby Ace Knute Johnson! So with that in mind, it seems like she’s pretty much set in the gift department…
Summer’s around the corner, which means we’ll be in bathing suits, minis, and teeny-weeny shorts for the next three months (shudder). How about some celeb-spiration? Check out our favorite scantily clad celeb selfies from Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, featuring musicians (Rihanna, Rita Ora!), actors (Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan), VH1 stars (Draya, Erica Mena) and more!
Err, we guess a Christmas party is a pretty good spot to announce to your nearest and dearest that you’re having a baby. But to be honest we’re a little surprised at the reports that Jessica Simpson did just that at Daddy Joe’s holiday shindig on December 11th, mostly because we weren’t sure that they were all back on speaking terms after all that divorce drama. But we guess things are all good between everybody, and according to Celebuzz, Jessica took the occasion to confirm that she’s indeed expecting for a second time!
“As Jessica and her husband were about to leave the party somebody asked her, ‘How’s the baby?’an guest at the Santa Monica party told the website. “And she boasted, ‘Which one?! I’m pregnant again!’ She was so happy, smiling and giggling.” Rumors of the pregnancy with fiance Eric Johnson leaked a few weeks back much to the dismay of the folks over at Weight Watchers,who are apparently furious at the prospect of losing their celebrity slim-down spokesperson.
Maybe we just have baby bumps on the brain (OK, we definitely do), but after
November is traditionally the month that we all give thanks, and we definitely have a lot to be thankful for with these hot social media savvy celebs! Gorgeous superstars like Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus couldn’t resist sharing intimate snaps with their adoring Twitter and Instagram followings. But that was just the start! Tennis legend Serena Williams showed off her championship bikini curves while on vacation, and Scarlett Johansson showed off her scandalous new tattoo. Jessica Simpson showed off her fab new post pregnancy bod, while former Spy Kid Alexa Vega showed off the fact that she grew up. What a bunch of show offs! We also heard from a crew of supermodels including Bar Refaeli, Miranda Kerr, Heidi Klum and so many more, who offered up a heaping helping of sexy shots. There are so many to choose from, it can be a little overwhelming. But don’t worry, we’ve done all the hard work and assembled a list of the 50 hottest Twitpics and Instagrams from the last month. Enjoy!
Okay, best family Halloween portrait ever? We don’t know who Jessica Simpson is dressed as but we’re wowed by how she looks in her leather corset, lace skirt and pigtails. Hello cleavage and hello humongous weight loss. Major props to fiance Eric Johnson‘s as well for his plaid Braveheart costume complete with the mullet. But the star of this picture is little Maxwell Drew, who we are fixated by in her feathered chicken outfit. It’s just … brain explodingly awesome. J. Simp tweeted the image out twice just hours ago, with the first link reading, “Happy Halloween!!!” and the second saying, “Trick or Treat?” Both tweets led to the photograph on her website. The singer seems to be really committed to her Halloween costumes. Remember last year’s big pregnancy reveal? It happened while Jessica was dressed up as a Mummy. Geddit? A mummy? It’s the photograph on the right, to refresh your memory! We’d really like to put this photo in our list of scarily sexy twitpics but can’t for two reasons: 1. It’s not scary even though she looks sexy, and 2. Could anything be scary when a picture with Maxwell dressed as a fluffy chicken is involved?
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“My mouth is the Don King of my penis,” John Mayer once wrote on Twitter. We don’t totally know what it means, but it sounds vulgar and gives our brain the bad touch. And that, dear friends, is the general sensation we get when reading John Mayer quotes! They’re so confounding, we bet they even make Charlie Sheen scratch his head in bewilderment. Whether he’s describing his past sexual conquests, what it means to be a man, or even what it is that makes him so damn popular, Johnny has found ways of pissing people off left and right with his loose lips. Everyone remembers his infamous 2010 Rolling Stone profile, but the guitar hero has had a way with words much longer than that. He has since apologized for “those dumb interviews,”…but not for breaking Taylor Swift’s heart. John turns 35 years old today, and he’s been reasonably well behaved lately. With age comes wisdom, ehh? Or maybe he’s just hired a publicist. But in honor of his big day, let’s look back at a few of our personal favorite John Mayer quotes. Enjoy!
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