Summer’s around the corner, which means we’ll be in bathing suits, minis, and teeny-weeny shorts for the next three months (shudder). How about some celeb-spiration? Check out our favorite scantily clad celeb selfies from Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, featuring musicians (Rihanna, Rita Ora!), actors (Amanda Bynes, Lindsay Lohan), VH1 stars (Draya, Erica Mena) and more!
Err, we guess a Christmas party is a pretty good spot to announce to your nearest and dearest that you’re having a baby. But to be honest we’re a little surprised at the reports that Jessica Simpson did just that at Daddy Joe’s holiday shindig on December 11th, mostly because we weren’t sure that they were all back on speaking terms after all that divorce drama. But we guess things are all good between everybody, and according to Celebuzz, Jessica took the occasion to confirm that she’s indeed expecting for a second time!
“As Jessica and her husband were about to leave the party somebody asked her, ‘How’s the baby?’an guest at the Santa Monica party told the website. “And she boasted, ‘Which one?! I’m pregnant again!’ She was so happy, smiling and giggling.” Rumors of the pregnancy with fiance Eric Johnsonleaked a few weeks back much to the dismay of the folks over at Weight Watchers,who are apparently furious at the prospect of losing their celebrity slim-down spokesperson.
November is traditionally the month that we all give thanks, and we definitely have a lot to be thankful for with these hot social media savvy celebs! Gorgeous superstars like Rihanna, Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus couldn’t resist sharing intimate snaps with their adoring Twitter and Instagram followings. But that was just the start! Tennis legend Serena Williams showed off her championship bikini curves while on vacation, and Scarlett Johansson showed off her scandalous new tattoo. Jessica Simpson showed off her fab new post pregnancy bod, while former Spy KidAlexa Vega showed off the fact that she grew up. What a bunch of show offs! We also heard from a crew of supermodels including Bar Refaeli, Miranda Kerr, Heidi Klum and so many more, who offered up a heaping helping of sexy shots. There are so many to choose from, it can be a little overwhelming. But don’t worry, we’ve done all the hard work and assembled a list of the 50 hottest Twitpics and Instagrams from the last month. Enjoy!
Okay, best family Halloween portrait ever? We don’t know who Jessica Simpson is dressed as but we’re wowed by how she looks in her leather corset, lace skirt and pigtails. Hello cleavage and hello humongous weight loss. Major props to fiance Eric Johnson‘s as well for his plaid Braveheart costume complete with the mullet. But the star of this picture is little Maxwell Drew, who we are fixated by in her feathered chicken outfit. It’s just … brain explodingly awesome. J. Simp tweeted the image out twice just hours ago, with the first link reading, “Happy Halloween!!!” and the second saying, “Trick or Treat?” Both tweets led to the photograph on her website. The singer seems to be really committed to her Halloween costumes. Remember last year’s big pregnancy reveal? It happened while Jessica was dressed up as a Mummy. Geddit? A mummy? It’s the photograph on the right, to refresh your memory! We’d really like to put this photo in our list of scarily sexy twitpics but can’t for two reasons: 1. It’s not scary even though she looks sexy, and 2. Could anything be scary when a picture with Maxwell dressed as a fluffy chicken is involved?
“My mouth is the Don King of my penis,” John Mayeronce wrote on Twitter. We don’t totally know what it means, but it sounds vulgar and gives our brain the bad touch. And that, dear friends, is the general sensation we get when reading John Mayer quotes! They’re so confounding, we bet they even make Charlie Sheen scratch his head in bewilderment. Whether he’s describing his past sexual conquests, what it means to be a man, or even what it is that makes him so damn popular, Johnny has found ways of pissing people off left and right with his loose lips. Everyone remembers his infamous 2010 Rolling Stone profile, but the guitar hero has had a way with words much longer than that. He has since apologized for “those dumb interviews,”…but not for breaking Taylor Swift’s heart. John turns 35 years old today, and he’s been reasonably well behaved lately. With age comes wisdom, ehh? Or maybe he’s just hired a publicist. But in honor of his big day, let’s look back at a few of our personal favorite John Mayer quotes. Enjoy!
Even Jessica Simpson seems shocked by he gigantic post pregnancy cleavage! The new mother tweeted this photo over the weekend, taking her seven week old daughter Maxwell on a stroll. “Just taking a walk around the block,” she wrote. “Street legal???” We’re gonna guess she might get a citation from the modesty police.
Jessica’s twitter walks that very fine line between being sexy, funny, and just plain gross. Say what you will about J-Simp, she sure ain’t shy! So we’ve assembled the eight most TMI twitpics she has ever shared with an unsuspecting internet. From her thoughts on fiance Eric Johnson‘s butt, to her trials and tribulations on the toilet, get ready to learn way more than you ever wanted to know about Jessica Simpson!
Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of this glorious day saluting all mothers, MILFs, and mommies-to-be, we’d like to thank the mamas who gave us Hollywood’s hottest celebs. You just know there is an amazingly awesome woman responsible for the boy who became Ryan Gosling, and she therefore deserves many, many thanks. Without these moms, we would not have Rihanna’s “Oh na na,” Ellen DeGeneres’ dance moves, or any of Justin Bieber’s swag. Today, we’re celebrating Mother’s Day with little guessing game: We’ll show you picture of a hot mama and you guess their famous son or daughter. Click the pics in order or it’s totally cheating, and your mama wouldn’t approve of that. Now let the games begin!
At this weekend’s Kentucky Derby, the competition isn’t only on the track. Attendees are famous for wearing their biggest, brightest, and boldest hats in an effort to shield themselves from the sun — who are we kidding? — to stand out in the crowd of Churchill Downs. And a lot of those fabulous hats are on the heads of some of our favorite celebrities. From European fascinators to traditional straw hats, stars like Kim Kardashian and Paula Patton embraced the chance to embody true Southern elegance. Even Joey Fatone joined in on some fashion fun by sporting a feathered hat when he attended the Kentucky Derby in 2010. Before we sit down and tune in to the 138th Kentucky Derby race, let’s take a look at the 30 most awesome hats we’ve seen in recent years.
Jessica Simpson has made a second career out of ripping farts and making barfs and telling us all about them, so why should the gift of motherhood change her beautiful openness in any way? “I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha!” Jessica laughed about her massive baby belly on Jimmy Kimmel LIVE! last night. “Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!” Annnnnnd does anyone want the rest of our Jamba Juice? No, seriously, we aren’t going to finish it. Or any other liquid. Ever again.
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Now, keeping that hilariously graphic mental image in mind, please listen to the (NSFW) verse Drake wrote specifically for his new GQ interview, during which he discusses his…uh…special relationship with Lil Wayne. “It’s just the industry’s small, we all lust for the same women,” he raps. “You know the ones we saw before we came in it, I know we aint tripping/ I know I got a couple things that Lil Wayne dipped in, ain’t ashamed to admit it.” Drake! Come on! First you romance us with wine and a waterfall, now you’re acting straight-up disgusting. We have to go take a shower forever, but in the meantime, tell us: which celeb story is more TMI?