by (@katespencer)

Sam Kicks Lindsay Out After Fight Over Sopranos Star


Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan seem to be living in some sort of Groundhog Day-like universe: the same events just keep repeating themselves day in and day out. How many more times can the on-again off-again couple get into a Lindsay-instigated fight, have a massive falling out, and then get back together?

Apparently, Lindsay freaked out early Monday morning after Samantha hung out all night with pal Drea de Matteo. The redhead showed up at Sam’s house at 6am and got into a huge screaming match with her pixie-ish DJ girlfriend, in which she supposedly called her a “liar.” Sam eventually kicked LiLo – and a pile of her clothes – out into the street, in front of a waiting pack of paparazzi.

Amazingly, Lindsay has yet to lash out about the battle on her Twitter account, as she has been known to do in the past. Could her silence be a sign that things are actually different this time around? [Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

More Twitter Drama From LiLo

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan‘s Twitter was blowin’ up early this morning, as she churned out tweets that hinted that she had been lied to – again – by someone she loves. The messages were followed up by an irritated note to Samantha Ronson, asking if she was on her way to pick her up.  Could the tweets be connected and if so, what does it all mean?! Forget the Judge Sotomayor hearings on Capitol Hill, the most captivating news story of the day is taking place in the Hollywood Hills.

Check out the messages below – do you think Sam is the person Lindsay is accusing of lying? [Photo: WireImage]



Lindsay Lohan: America’s Next Top Mogul?

We thought Lindsay Lohan was doing little more than shopping and chasing around her sometimes girlfriend Samantha Ronson, but apparently she’s been making a serious play in the television and movie space by creating Unforgettable Prods, a new production company. Along with Kristi Kaylor, who also runs her fashion line, Lindsay has been busy developing TV shows, including Faux Real (an Entourage for the fashion world) and That’s What Friends Are For (a reality TV dating game show). Yep, this is definitely why Lindsay has been meeting with Ryan Seacrest. Do we have a new super mogul on the horizon? Move over, Simon Cowell. Or not. [Photo: Splash News Online]


Lohan Sued Over Spray Tan, Speaks Out On Twitter

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First of all, we’d like to say how disappointed in ourselves we are that we never thought of the headline “DJ/Tanner” regarding Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson‘s relationship. But that’s neither here nor there; the big LiLo news today is that she’s being sued! Over her spray tan line Sevin Nyne! Oy. Can nothing go right for this girl?

A Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday is claiming that Lohan and her spray-tan business partner Lorit Simon stole the formula used for the sunless tanning spray LiLo produces. Sunday says that her company, White Wave International, was in negotiations to work with Simon but had not come to an agreement over pricing for the product. Soon after their talks, Simon partnered with Lohan and released the spray under the name Sevin Nyne.

While we don’t know the specifics and think it’s too soon to take either side here, we’re inclined to think Lindsay is not responsible for creating the chemical formula for this product. She’s even twittered her take on the drama, writing: “No formula was stolen for Sevin Nyne. It’s a woman looking for a payday. That’s it!” However, whether or not Lohan and Simon stole the formula responsible for turning countless people orange is to be determined in court.  [Photo: WireImage]


EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay And Samantha’s Romantic Dinner Date


Although the status of their tumultuous on-off relationship changes by the day, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson appeared to be very much “on” Monday night when the pair had a romantic dinner date at Beverly Hills restaurant Matsuhisa.

Lindsay and Sam arrived at 9:50pm and chose a table right in the middle of the restaurant. While Lindsay, dressed in a white minidress, went to the ladies room, Samantha talked with the restaurant manager and ordered up some special dishes for her lady. Samantha also discussed a recent travel gig with the female manager. When asked about Lindsay, Sam said, “We’re really good.”

After Lindsay returned to the table, the couple seemed relaxed and happy during their dinner. “They shared everything, laughed throughout dinner, and joked with each other. They really looked like a happy couple,” a source tells The FABlife.

Let’s see how long these two stay back on! [Photo: Getty Images]


LiLo And SamRo Back Together For Birthday


Hang on, didn’t she celebrate this already? Still, Lindsay Lohan took the opportunity to celebrate her actual 23rd birthday AGAIN by showing off the fact she is totally back with Samantha Ronson. The on-off-on-off-on-off-oh-God-we’re-getting-dizzy-now pair took in a civilized lunch in Malibu yesterday — and not a public row, or broken window was in sight. Perhaps the seventeenth (approximately) time will be the charm for these two? [Photo: Splash News Online]


40 Photos Of Lindsay Lohan Picking At Her Mouth


For the past few months, we here at the Lindsay Lohan Anthropological Society have noticed an interesting trend. That is, our subject, Ms. Lohan, has taken to posing with her fingers in her mouth. Our research pinpoints the start of what we’ve coined “the face-pick pose” to August 2008, when Lindsay very suddenly and inexplicably began posing with her fingers dangling out of her mouth. It’s as if she’s been caught mid-nail bite, while also pondering the meaning of stilettos. And it’s become her favorite pose.

Photographic evidence shows that Lohan engages in the face-pick pose in both posed, red carpet pics as well as candid snapshots, which leads us to believe that the face-pick is at times deliberate, and at other times purely habit and done without thinking. Still, the overall intention of the face-pick pose remains a mystery. It’s neither sexy nor attractive, and gives off the illusion that Lindsay has just discovered treasure hidden deep in her tobacco-laced gums. Or perhaps she just likes sucking the self-tanner off her fingers? Regardless, it’s the most disturbing Lindsay trend since her obsession with leggings which – much to our own horror – has yet to end.

Peruse our photographic evidence of Lindsay’s face-pick pose below.

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by (@katespencer)

Lindsay Claims To Be A “Workaholic,” World LOLs

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Lindsay Lohan should quit acting and become a comedian. The self-tanner had us ROTFL with her hilarious assertion that she – giggle – is hardworking! “It’s not that hard to be me,” she says, “but I do work harder than most of my friends’ parents. I’m a workaholic. I don’t know what to do when I’m not working. I get creatively frustrated. I am the hardest-working person I know.”

You got that? Lindsay’s unemployed duties – stomping around in $700 platforms and leggings, shopping, staying out until 2am, Twittering incessently – is a lot harder work than your 9-5 job. We should probably just kick Barack Obama out of the White House and install LiLo as President, because she means business. We’d all get hair extensions instead of tax returns. Now wouldn’t that be progress!  [Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

Lindsay Celebrates Her Birthday In Skimpy Clothes

Lindsay Lohan

Our mom always said that if we don’t have anything nice to say, we shouldn’t say anything at all. So we’re gonna have to remain somewhat silent about these pictures of Lindsay Lohan celebrating her upcoming (July 2) 23rd birthday in Las Vegas this past weekend.

Instead we’ll just lie and say we love it when starlets shower in self-tanner, change outfits five times in one day and stomp around in fringe platforms looking somewhat confused, dehydrated and wrinkled. Work it girl! Oh, and happy birthday.  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Celebrities React To Michael Jackson’s Death


After the tragic news that Michael Jackson died today, celebrities took to their Twitter to express their shock at his sudden death.

Pete Wentz: I have never felt this before in my life. I could measure my childhood 2 now on an mj growth chart. if this is true. Rip. The last legend.

Kim Kardashian: Wow I am truly in shock that Michael Jackson has passed away! I love u Jackson family, my prayers are with the whole family!

Ashton Kutcher: Pray for his kids.

Joel Madden: Stop the gossip, stop the speculation. Take a moment for Micheal and remember his gift to us all. He was truly great. May he Rest in Peace.

Soleil Moon Frye: I shared a few amazing moments with Michael as a kid+they left memories I will never forget. You were bigger than life RIP Michael Jackson.

Lindsay Lohan: r.i.p. Michael Jackson *my love and prayers go out to the Jackson family.. “you are not alone” -mj

Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I’m sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson

Peter Facinelli: Its a sad day. RIP Farrah and Michael.

Lo Bosworth: MJ is moonwalking in the sky. RIP.

Heidi Montag: God rest his soul he will live on forever!

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