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Does Lindsay Look Stylish While Doin’ The Walk Of Shame?

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Rumor has it Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be back together – they were spotted entering Sam’s house Wednesday morning at 2:45 AM, and LiLo was caught dashing out of there later in the day before heading to “traffic school.” And while the starlet still looks a bit strung-out, with her bony frame and stringy hair, her odd outfits are kinda winning us over.

The pic on the left shows Lindsay leaving Sam’s in leggings and strappy heels, and on the right she heads to her court-appointed lesson in acid-washed jeans and a floral shirt straigt out of the original 90210. It’s kinda trashy and mis-matched, but we still dig both looks. What do you think? [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Michael Lohan Busted For Threatening To Kill Fiancée

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We were so focused on his train wreck daughter Lindsay that we all missed Michael Lohan getting arrested last month! The freaky father was busted on April 6 after he threatened (in a phone call on March 18) to kill both his fiancée Erin Muller and himself if she broke up with him.

Lohan and Muller appeared together at the courthouse yesterday, but ended up hiding in his car to avoid photographers while his lawyer attended the hearing. Apparently the couple are back on, but their love may not last long – if found guilty, Lohan could face up to a year in prison. And his legal troubles don’t end there – the Long Island idiot will be back in court today, thanks to the $12,000 in child support that he owes his equally wacky ex-wife Dina.  [NYP.  Photo: GettyImages]

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Lindsay Lohan: Bad Choices, Bad Pants

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Lindsay Lohan isn’t be the first young woman to parade in public in her pajamas, but it’s hard to believe she actually wore this baggy, low-cut, flower-print one-piece to a business meeting yesterday. Unless she was auditioning for an I Dream Of Jeannie remake, we’re guessing the ensemble didn’t score her any points.

When she returned to her real profession—stalking Samantha Ronson—hours later, Lohan had changed into a jacket, halter top and radically ripped jeans. Lindsay reportedly asked paps outside Ronson’s for her ostensible ex’s whereabouts, returning with the beleaguered DJ at 2:30 in the morning. Are those Bad Idea Jeans you’re wearing, Lindsay?

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Fergie Says She’s Bisexual Too

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Did we miss the memo that all starlets had to be bi in ’09? Fergie has been the latest celeb, joining Lindsay Lohan and Megan Fox, in announcing that she likes both the men and the women.

“Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend. You’ll like our next video, for I Got A Feeling, because I have a little girl-on-girl tease section of the video. I met the girls right before we did the scene. They were beautiful. They were hot,” she told the Sun.

Perhaps we’re cynical (OK, we are cynical) but this sounds like the sort of “I’m really crazy and unconventional, me!” posturing that most girls got over in high school. You’re clearly straight enough to have married Josh Duhamel, Fergs, so deal with it! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan Gets A Real Job

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Lindsay Lohan has gone out and done the impossible – she’s landed a movie role. The uh, actress (we can call her that again!) will be starring alongside Woody Harrelson, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morrisette in The Other Side.

The flick is being billed as an “independent fantasy comedy,” and Lohan will play a grad student working on a remote island who gets involved with a “community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy.” It starts shooting off the coast of Massachusetts on October, which means she’ll be dating a member of the Red Sox by November.

Director David Michaels says that Lindsay is conscious of her reputation as a wild party girl with little drive. ” Lindsay’s very aware of people’s perceptions of her,” he reveals.  “She’s really committed to doing what she has to in order to change that.”  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Lindsay Lives in Filth, Shows Sister ‘The Ropes’

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If ever there was a family that epitomized the rampant dysfunction destroying all that is good about America, it is the Lohans. When you take away the drugs, sex, bones, maxed out credit cards, tacky Gucci bags, and tanning spray they’re just a bunch of loons living in denial. Take for example, Dina Lohan, who seems to think her eldest train-wreck of a daughter – Lindsay, natch – is a great influence on her younger sibling, Ali.

“Lindsay is a good person to have watch over Ali right now,” Dina told Life & Style magazine. “Lindsay can show Ali the ropes. Ali’s out there working on her record and singing career.”

You know, the ropes: the red bull and Parliaments diet, underage partying, flashing side boob, and unemployment. Meanwhile Lindsay, who Dina’s deemed a “style icon,” is living in such filth that cops – who were called to her house due to an alarm malfunction – thought her house had been ransacked. “Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?” wondered LAPD officer Karen Rayner.

Er, we’d guess that mess, disorganization and chaos is pretty normal for Lindsay.  We sure hope Ali is learning a lot! [Photo: WireImage]

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Cannes Worst Dressed Of 2008

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The Cannes Film Festival is one of the most glamorous events of the year, taking place in the South of France among celebrities, caviar, diamonds, and yachts, but some stars seem to slip up when it comes to working the red carpet. From Sharon Stone showing up to the amfAR benefit in an animal print gown to Natalie Portman sporting an origami-looking dress and Samantha Ronson looking like she just rolled out of bed at the Dolce and Gabbana party, some celebrities just didn’t cut it when it came to red carpet fashion at some of the most glamorous parties of the 2008 Cannes Film Festival. Check out our gallery of Cannes Worst Dressed of 2008!

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Celebrity Mother’s Day Smackdown: Vote For The Most Fab Moms

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It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday and we want you to tell us which mommas are the most fabulous. We’ve paired together celebs to compete in our Celebrity Mother’s Day Smackdown. Vote in categories like sexiest (Angelina Jolie Vs. Salma Hayek), funniest (Tina Fey Vs. Amy Poehler) and most influential (Michelle Obama Vs. Hillary Clinton). After you’ve finished voting, check out the 60 Most Adorable Baby Bumps.

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Ali Skips School To Party With Linds

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Big sisters are notoriously bad influences on their siblings, and Lindsay Lohan is no different. Since being dumped by DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay has been dragging her tiny sister Ali around Hollywood to shady places fifteen year olds should not go. Bars, clubs, events – wherever LiLo goes, Ali follows, wearing nothing but a crop top and a frown.

Some may question why a kid is staying out so late on a school night what with homework and all, but Ali has it worked out with her mom Dina. “Ali is in a home-schooling program. She has never been pulled out of school,” said Dina, defending her shoddy parenting. “It’s the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade.”

We all know how Lindsay turned out so clearly this is a terrible sign, and an anonymous source (who we suspect is her dad) agrees with us. “Dina took Ali out of school and now all she does is hang out with Lindsay (right) — who is back to drinking and partying hard,” reveals the insider.  “Ali is now wearing really skimpy outfits, and it’s just sad. No one is in control. Where are children’s services? Where is Dina?”

Uh, out partying with Lindsay and Ali, obviously.  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Lindsay And Sam Are Spending Their Nights Together

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When Lindsay Lohan isn’t standing on a cliff in her underwear, she’s apparently trying to get back with Samantha Ronson. The pair spent Tuesday night together at Ronson’s house—with Lohan proudly marching past paparazzi after. And she was seen leaving Ronson’s pad at 6:30 this morning—with paps hearing the pair talk loudly about their relationship during the late night stays.

“It’s a cycle that can go on forever,” a source told People. “Now that things have died down a little and Lindsay is behaving herself and showing Sam what she wants to see, Sam’s strength to stay away eases up.” Sounds like one of these two needs to rebound fast if they’re ever going to stay apart.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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