Lindsay Lohan‘s career has been saved! The actress-turned-skeleton will soon be raking in the dough hawking spray tan at Sephora and designing diamond jewels. She told E Online! the good news last night while arriving an at Oscar party, and she seemed kinda out of it to us. In her defense, maybe she was just high on those sweet, sweet spray tan fumes. Watch and see for yourself!
Lily Allen is one of our favorite celebrities to follow on Twitter, as she’s constantly telling people (mainly Perez Hilton) to eff off and mocking other stars on her site. Most recently she posted this picture of her new tattoo (it reads “shhhh” on her finger) which she reportedly got at 2AM this morning in West Hollywood with Lindsay Lohan. Yep, when you roll with Lohan, you live on the edge.
Lily also seems to be mocking frenemy Katy Perry on her Twitter page, after the American singer snagged a Brit award in London last night and then vomited immediately after. Katy posted on her blog about her sick spell (seriously, these girls love to be online), writing “F*cking flu. I guess we are all human. I can’t wait to come back to the brits next year… and not puke.”
Around the same time, Lily twittered, “Oh my god , bad lunch, can’t stop vomiting.” Was she just making fun of her American rival, or did they eat the same bad batch of beans and toast? [Photo: LilyAllen]
Here we go again – it’s Lindsay Lohan doing nothing but partying this weekend (wait, we take that back – she went shopping too!). Maybe we’re just suffering from a bit of the ‘America’s In A Recession Blues’, but the super-skinny party thing she’s got going on just isn’t entertaining anymore. Even if she had showed up at this event totally naked, we’d be unamused. The last time Linds did something interesting she was fifteen years old and her collar bone was nonexistent. These days, all she’s got going on is a new set of injected lips.
Hilariously, Lindsay is blaming her current sickly thin frame on “working a lot.” We’d buy it, but we all know fighting with one’s girlfriend is just a hobby, not a career. More pics below of Lindsay shopping in NYC and hanging with designer Matthew Williamson at the opening of his new store. [Photo: WireImage]
Lindsay Lohan hit girlfriend Samantha Ronson‘s sister Charlotte’s fashion show on Friday while her lady love spun tunes in the DJ booth. Lindsay and Sam got close in the booth before the show. Lindsay then took a front row seat next to a male pal and danced to Samantha’s beats while taking in Charlotte’s new line.
With breakup rumors always swirling and Lindsay appearing to waste away by the minute, no one ever really seems to know what is up with these two. Apparently neither does Samantha’s mom, British socialite Ann Dexter-Jones. “I don’t know. I don’t ask,” Ann tells Scandalist regarding Sam and Lindsay’s reportedly tumultuous relationship.
Oh dear! Worst mom ever, Dina Lohan, apparently owes $11,485.74 in taxes on her Merrick, Long Island home. Apparently having a crappy reality show on E! just isn’t what it used to be, and Dina’s dealing with some serious debt.
Lindsay’s enabler needs to fork over the fee by tomorrow, or the tax lien placed against her home will go up for auction next week, opening up the opportunity for any old Joe Schmo to step in and snap it up. The lucky buyer will then get to collect 10% interest from Dina herself! It certainly says something about the state of Lindsay’s career that she’s not stepping in to help her mama out. Luckily, Dina has another kid to exploit for some cash – it’s time to drag Cody Lohan out and make him work! [Photo: GettyImages]
WTF is going on? First Lindsay Lohan gets all nostalgic for her 2005 self and is pictured looking super-skinny, and now Mischa Barton wants to recapture those heady days when she was overexposed and underweight. Pictures of the star at the Elie Saab fashion show in Paris contrast scarily with snaps of her looking far healthier just four months ago. We know she’s nursing a broken heart at the moment (although Mischa, he was batting far above his average there), but please eat a croissant or something! What next, Rachel Zoe becomes the stylist du jour again? Sienna Miller brings back boho chic? They were bad days, people. [Photos: Getty, WireImage]
Lindsay Lohan‘s people have responded to the blogosphere buzz that the leggings-loving diva is too skinny. She’s rumored to be shedding the pounds due to her Red Bull and Marlboros addiction and her tumultuous relationship with Sam Ronson, her flack kinda vaguely alleges that this might be true.
“Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress,” her PR peeps said in a statement. However, Linds has already remedied this situation, so we can all calm the eff down. “We recently did a photo shoot” they continue, “and she ate two full meals.”
Wow – two whole meals? She sounds completely healthy and fine. Nevermind the fact that every doctor in the world reccommends we eat three meals a day – we’re sure there was enough lettuce and cigarette butts on her plate to satisfy her hunger.[Photo: Splash News Online]
Hands up who remembers the summer of ’05 and the Skinny Bitches brigade? Team Leader Rachel Zoe commandeered a crack platoon of undernourished size 0 young Hollywood stars, and chief among them at the time was Lindsay Lohan.
Recently, she’s managed to regain some of those curves that made her so damn cute in Mean Girl, but snaps of her last week in New York make us think that Lindsay’s getting nostalgic for those heady mid-Noughties days. Here’s a picture, at right, of Lindsay in early ’08 to compare it with.
Well, it looks like the rumors were off the mark, as our favourite celesbian couple Samantha and Lindsay Lohan-Ronson (hey, we like the sound of that double-barrelled!) have been snapped out and about together for the first time in flipping ages. They pitched up in Washington D.C. for the Declare Yourself Inauguration kick-off event, and shall we say it, looked really cute together on the red carpet. And they even spent a precious few minutes puffing away on the cigarettes outside later together, too. Hey, the couple that smoke together, stay together. Or something like that.
[Photos: Splash News Online, FilmMagic]
Barack Obama has already been sworn in as our 44th President (hooray!), but the party is just getting started in Washington. Scandalist‘s own Libby Keatinge brings you the inside news from celebrity balls and parties. Click the photos to enter our Washington D.C. Gossip Diary.