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Lindsay Lohan Wears A Bikini, Looks Happy

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A lot has been said about Lindsay Lohan‘s imminent and most likely total demise since her split with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. But looking at these pictures of the starlet frolicking around in a tidepool in Maui, we’re not so sure we can write off her off just yet. Sure, her rib cage is protruding in some of the shots. But who doesn’t lose some weight when facing a nasty breakup and career rut?

Lindsay’s doing exactly what any career coach or psychologist would order — take a deep breath, step away from it all, regain your balance and composure, then think about making a personal and professional comeback. We hope Lindsay stays in Hawaii or some other far-away place for a good while. In the meantime, it’s encouraging to see Lindsay’s smile. It looks genuine, right?  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay Lohan Heads To Hawaii To Shop

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Lindsay Lohan may be in Hawaii, but she ain’t relaxing. Instead, the single starlet hit up Gucci and Louis Vuitton in Maui yesterday to do what she does best – shop. Sporting a midriff-baring top and some jean cut-offs, Lindsay flaunted her bones and extensions while looking for ways to waste whatever cash she has left, breaking only to text on her Blackberry.

Peep the shopaholic in action below.  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay On Ellen: Spacey And Skinny

Lindsay Lohan is on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show today, and she’s there to promote her break-up with Samantha Ronson, apparently. She’s got nothing else to talk about, and she’s done nothing else of significance for two years – so breakup it is!

Ellen asks some hard-hitting questions, but Lindsay just dances around them all with her confusing responses, broken up only by her smokey, two-pack-a-day laugh. But if her answers bore you, you can always stare and her toothpick arms, which seem to have gotten even skinnier since we last checked in with the starlet 24 hours ago.

As a bonus, we’ve included a clip below of Lindsay and Ellen chatting in 2004, when she was promoting Mean Girls, for comparison. Linds is bubbly, sweet, with-it, and she actually has a little meat on her bones – plus she adorably denies boning Wilmer Valderrama. She was quite a catch back in the day! What a difference five years, four layers of spray tan, three rehab stints, two arrests and one hot DJ girlfriend makes.

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Lindsay Flirts With New Guys, Forgets To Eat

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Word on Robertson Boulevard is that Lindsay Lohan has been shacking up with a new guy each night, drowning her sorrows in dudes as she tries to get over lady love Samantha Ronson. Apparently the actress is “a complete and utter wreck,” says a source, and has taken her hard partying ways to new heights, going out to clubs just about every night. While a worried friend reveals that Linds has been with “a different man every night,” spies are naming her current conquests as 90210 star Kellan Lutz and British paparazzo Chris Jepson. Wow – would Lindsay really sleep with the enemy?

Yesterday Lindsay was caught by cameras shopping for sunglasses with her sister on Melrose Ave., looking emaciated and bony in a summery maxi dress. Is the state of her body a sign that the starlet is in “meltdown” mode, as some friends allege?  [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Has Lindsay Ditched Lesbianism?

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Could our favorite celesbian be giving up on lady-love? That’s the verdict of various reports that claim Lindsay Lohan has ‘fessed that she’s “back on men” to new BFF Mel B at the Las Vegas premiere of her new burlesque Peepshow.

“At the after-party she focused her attentions on a good looking young guy and the pair were quickly introduced. After swapping numbers they were texting throughout – from opposite sides of the swimming pool,” says the Mirror.

Considering her roll-call of past men included such luminaries as Calum Best, Wilmer Valderrama and um, Nick Carter, whereas Samantha Ronson is pretty damn cool, we’re not holding out much hope. Clearly an ill-advised hook-up with John Mayer is in the offing  — the first celeb romance conducted entirely via Twitter? [Photo: WireImage]

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Samantha Ronson Makeover: Fab Or Fail?

Samantha Ronson morphed from cutesy spawn of British socialites to hard-rocking celebrity DJ who used skinny Lindsay Lohan as a piece of arm candy. Coming from an artistically talented and wealthy family, it was only natural that Samantha would be interested in music. But who knew she would go from pop princess to punk? Before ruling the club scene with her punk-chic aesthetic, Samantha released some sugary rock tracks. In the video for her single “Pull My Hair Out,” she bebops to fluffy lines while dancing with human-sized lollipops and a cat wearing a tiara. Having traded in her pink T-shirts for ripped jeans and long hair for short, the all-new Sam is an international club DJ who rocks a tough celesbian look. She’s often spotted hunkered over with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and sometimes shouts expletives at the paparazzi while giving them the middle finger. Fab or fail?

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Megan Fox Makeover: Fab Or Fail?

It may be shocking to believe, but Megan Fox wasn’t always a knockout. Sure, she’s been cute since birth, but the starlet has transformed herself (wink wink) from a sweet and innocent Florida native to a Hollywood starlet worthy of bombshell status.

Fox started out in modeling competitions and broke into film alongside Lindsay Lohan in 2004′s Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Numerous websites have accused Megan of reshaping her nose with a bit of rhinoplasty, and her look as of late is indeed more polished, pointed and perfect. The only unflattering thing about the gorgeous tattoo-loving brunette is her on-again fiancé Brian Austin Green. If only the plastic surgeon could cut him off her arm!

Has Megan lost a bit of her wholesome, girl-next-door charm? Or is her new persona 100% pure female fabulousness?

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Lindsay Lohan Makeover: Fab Or Fail?

A few years ago, there was nothing this freckle-faced film star couldn’t do. With hits like The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls in the bag, Lindsay Lohan was adored both for her film work and her cute looks. As a teen, the starlet made waves with her voluptuous bod (are her boobs real or not?!) and flaunted her looks in cute sundresses and age-appropriate get-ups on the red carpet.

But everything changed after a hospital stint slimmed Lindsay down to a tiny bag of bones. She upped the glam factor of her outfits and wore Nicole Richie like a bracelet around her arm, flaunting their friendship during various high-end shopping trips. She ditched her red hair for blond and dark brown, shed more pounds, traded in her teen wardrobe for a closet full of avant garde outfits, and you know, rehabbed. These days, Lohan is best known for scowling on the red carpet and hawking her own fashion line — of leggings.

Still, you have to admit, Lindsay looks like a sex goddess at times. Has her Hollywood makeover been fab or fail?

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Samantha ‘Strong, Fabulous’ After Split With Lindsay

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Lindsay Lohan made a FunnyorDie video and Samantha Ronson is also keeping busy post-breakup.

“She’s always working,” Sam’s mom, Ann Dexter-Jones said.”Sam is a strong, fabulous girl…but I think it is good that I don’t comment on Lindsay.”

Although Lindsay said in a recent interview that she is in “absolute hell” and “so alone” since the celesbians took a break, Sam is doing just fine.

“She’s doing great,” her mom said. “She’s really, really well.” [Photo: Getty Images]

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Lindsay Looks For Love While Laughing At Herself

Finally, Lindsay Lohan and her people (her mom and sister, natch) have gone and made a smart PR move on her behalf. The video above just dropped from our friends at Funny Or Die early this morning, and in it, LiLo pokes fun at everything that’s made her famous. No, not her movies, she’s going for the gritty stuff  – her boozing, her arrests, and her lack of cash flow. It’s a funny and smart way to redeem herself, and even better, reminds us that she can still really act.