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Megan Fox Makeover: Fab Or Fail?

It may be shocking to believe, but Megan Fox wasn’t always a knockout. Sure, she’s been cute since birth, but the starlet has transformed herself (wink wink) from a sweet and innocent Florida native to a Hollywood starlet worthy of bombshell status.

Fox started out in modeling competitions and broke into film alongside Lindsay Lohan in 2004′s Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Numerous websites have accused Megan of reshaping her nose with a bit of rhinoplasty, and her look as of late is indeed more polished, pointed and perfect. The only unflattering thing about the gorgeous tattoo-loving brunette is her on-again fiancĂ© Brian Austin Green. If only the plastic surgeon could cut him off her arm!

Has Megan lost a bit of her wholesome, girl-next-door charm? Or is her new persona 100% pure female fabulousness?

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Lindsay Lohan Makeover: Fab Or Fail?

A few years ago, there was nothing this freckle-faced film star couldn’t do. With hits like The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday and Mean Girls in the bag, Lindsay Lohan was adored both for her film work and her cute looks. As a teen, the starlet made waves with her voluptuous bod (are her boobs real or not?!) and flaunted her looks in cute sundresses and age-appropriate get-ups on the red carpet.

But everything changed after a hospital stint slimmed Lindsay down to a tiny bag of bones. She upped the glam factor of her outfits and wore Nicole Richie like a bracelet around her arm, flaunting their friendship during various high-end shopping trips. She ditched her red hair for blond and dark brown, shed more pounds, traded in her teen wardrobe for a closet full of avant garde outfits, and you know, rehabbed. These days, Lohan is best known for scowling on the red carpet and hawking her own fashion line — of leggings.

Still, you have to admit, Lindsay looks like a sex goddess at times. Has her Hollywood makeover been fab or fail?

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Samantha ‘Strong, Fabulous’ After Split With Lindsay

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Lindsay Lohan made a FunnyorDie video and Samantha Ronson is also keeping busy post-breakup.

“She’s always working,” Sam’s mom, Ann Dexter-Jones said.”Sam is a strong, fabulous girl…but I think it is good that I don’t comment on Lindsay.”

Although Lindsay said in a recent interview that she is in “absolute hell” and “so alone” since the celesbians took a break, Sam is doing just fine.

“She’s doing great,” her mom said. “She’s really, really well.” [Photo: Getty Images]

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Lindsay Looks For Love While Laughing At Herself

Finally, Lindsay Lohan and her people (her mom and sister, natch) have gone and made a smart PR move on her behalf. The video above just dropped from our friends at Funny Or Die early this morning, and in it, LiLo pokes fun at everything that’s made her famous. No, not her movies, she’s going for the gritty stuff  – her boozing, her arrests, and her lack of cash flow. It’s a funny and smart way to redeem herself, and even better, reminds us that she can still really act.

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Sam ‘Begs’ Lindsay To Get Help

As Lindsay Lohan continues her meltdown in the wake of her split with Samantha Ronson, the DJ has reached out to her to get help. People reports that the pair are still speaking because of Sam’s concern for Lindsay’s erratic behavior, and that she has “begged her to get help.”

“Lindsay barely sleeps, which explains a lot of her behavior. She’s exhausted. She can’t even sit down for a minute without pacing around the room. It’s really sad,” says a friend. While we applaud Sam trying to do the decent thing and not bail out on Lindsay, we’ve got a feeling that she’s not going to be able to fix Problem Lohan. [Photos: , Splash News Online]

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The Rant: Lessons For Lindsay

We once thought it impossible for Lindsay Lohan to get any crazier — this is after all, the woman who hit up three rehabs in one year, crashed her Mercedes into a tree, stole a car to chase down her assistant (only to blame it on “the black kid”), and was busted with cocaine down her pants. And lest we forget, she wore an alcohol monitoring anklet as an accessory (luckily, the thing worked when she fell off the wagon).

Needless to say, we were saddened by her recent dip off the deep-end following her breakup with adorable DJ Samantha Ronson. In this week’s Rant, we beg Lindsay to kick the crazy for some common sense, and offer her five easy steps to career redemption.

Good luck, Fire Crotch.

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Sam Ronson And Benji Madden Share Their Pain

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Benji Madden and Sam Ronson took a coffee trip in L.A., but what were they talking about? Scandalist takes a guess …

Sam Ronson: “Benji, man, I need your advice. Women!”

Benji Madden: “I hear you. It’s tough.”

SR: “I mean, I thought Lindsay had changed. But that spray-tan line did it for me. I just couldn’t feel the same after that.”

BM: “Man, I know. When Paris found a BFF in the US, that was cool. But then she went to Britain to do it, too! It just really took away the magic.”

SR: “But what can I do now? She’s crying to the tabloids and I look cold.”

BM: “Nah, dude, just ride it out. She’ll ruin it for herself soon enough.”

SR: “You’re so wise, Benji.”

BM: “Thanks. I am 30 now. Hey, is this cap on at the right angle?” [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Lindsay ‘In Absolute Hell’ After Breaking Up With Samantha

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Lindsay Lohan‘s tumultuous breakup with Samantha Ronson has reportedly left the starlet living in an “absolute hell.” Lilo sat down for an exclusive interview in Us Weekly where she describes her “humiliating” weekend showdown with the Ronson family, who banned her from a family party.

Lindsay says that “everyone has turned on her,” including former pal Nicole Richie who Lindsay says walked by her and said “Uck” and Drea De Matteo who said, “Come at me, bitch,” when Lohan was trying to get into the party.

Although a source claims that Samantha has tried to break up with Lindsay repeatedly but “Lindsay threatens to kill herself – she cares about her but wants out, “Lindsay dismisses the suicide rumors but says she is “just really hurt” and describes the whole situation as “sick.”

In related Lilo/Sam drama, reports that Samantha was involved in trying to obtain a restraining order were reportedly false. Samantha’s family, however, inquired about a restraining order against Lindsay.

“Samantha has no plan to request a restraining order. There is no basis for one,” a source says. [Source: Us Weekly; Photo: Getty Images]

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Samantha Seeks Restraining Order, Lindsay ‘Focusing On Business’

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The break-up between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan is, as expected, filled with drama, crying, and broken windows.

Samantha Ronson’s mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a restraining order three days after Lindsay was banned from a Ronson family event.

“They were directed to the court to get a restraining order,” Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall said.

Three weeks ago a window was broken at Samantha’s house after a fight between the two lovers.

Meanwhile, Lindsay has reportedly been hanging with her family to help her mend her broken heart.

“Is she upset? Yes. Has it been a rough week? Yes. But her family’s around her and she’s just focusing on business right now,” a source says. And by business, they are referring to her spray tan line Sevin Nyne.

“The important thing is that she’s taking space and time to breathe. That’s what her family is here to do – help make sure she takes care of herself.”

Although Samantha reportedly changed the locks on her home, the source says that she and Lindsay “are totally communicating. What’s going to happen? Who knows?” [Source: People, Us; Photo: Getty Images]