We all love a good marijuana scandal — let’s say it’s the kind of thing that proves the rich and famous are human. Naturally, rappers like Wiz Khalifa actors like James Franco are the equivalent of a super prompt delivery service for these stories. But sometimes we like the special stuff, like when a less [...]
The Vanity Fair Cover Gives Us Our Fill Of Insanely Hot Dudes
We realized today that we weren’t doing justice to our end of the gender spectrum. We love keeping you up-to-date with all the hottest magazine covers as and when they release, but the majority of those are of actresses and models. What about the dudes? How about a slice of action for the ladies? We [...]
Matt Damon Puts President Obama On Blast For Lack Of “Balls”
It’s only a matter of time before Matt Damon gets into politics, isn’t it? Just give him a few more years to get rid of that baby face and he’s going to go all Alec Baldwin on us, minus that unsettling airplane incident. In the meantime, Damon has been sharpening his claws on President Obama‘s [...]
Ben Affleck And Matt Damon Reunite For Mobster Movie
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are teaming up once again, and not just in our dreams where we revert to our inner boy-crazy eighth graders. Reuniting for their first joint venture since Good Will Hunting, Affleck and Damon will partner up for a biopic of recently captured crime boss Whitey Bulger. The two will direct [...]
Michael Douglas: Obviously The Best Liberace
So, Michael Douglas. He was kinda funny in “Romancing the Stone,” we guess. And he had to have had a sense of humor to agree to “The In-Laws” and “Me, You & Dupree” (we can’t even remember what he did in that movie, having successfully erased it from our damaged brains). But there’s really not [...]
Three Burning Questions About Scarlett Johansson’s (Alleged) Nude Picture Scandal
It’s been about eight hours or so since nude photos of a young woman that bares a striking resemblance to Scarlett Johansson were leaked online. After seeing the seismic force with which these photos hit the Internet, it’s a wonder that all of the underground tubes through which information flows to the World Wide Web—the [...]
Matt Damon Vs. Jake Gyllenhaal: Battle of the Bald Badasses
So much is written when actresses chop their locks, but now it’s time to talk about some dudes who went for a dramatic new ‘do. A-List studs Jake Gyllenhaal and Matt Damon have both gone under the razor recently and shaved their domes down to the scalp. It’s not a fashion statement; the men traded [...]
Matt Damon Schools Interviewer On Education Policy, Makes Mom Proud
Hurray for this video of Matt Damon from the Million Teacher March last weekend, who drops some serious education policy knowledge on a interviewer as his mom — a teacher — looks on with a smirk. The reporter seems to be saying that, with tenure and unions, teachers have zero motivation to work hard — [...]
Contagion Trailer Confirms Fear That Gwyneth Paltrow Will Cause Your Death
You always had a lurking suspicion that Gwyneth Paltrow would somehow be the death of you, though before today you assumed it would be the result of terminal eye rolling induced by a DVD of Country Strong, rather an unstoppable outbreak of the bird flu. Either way, now you can see your fear play out [...]
Tobey Maguire Sued Over Illegal High-Stakes Poker Games
Wow, we always sort of pictured Tobey Maguire as a quiet, smiling quasi-wiener of a guy, maybe with some blueberry pie smeared on his face that he doesn’t know about. However, it seems the actor has been dropping that Cider House Rules money when he shouldn’t have, and now Tobey Maguire’s gambling winnings are being [...]
