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Oprah Is A Religious Icon, Yale Professor Claims

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We’ll admit it. Sometimes when we’re watching Oprah’s Ultimate Favorite Things episode, we get so excited we start speaking in tongues. According to Yale professor Kathryn Lofton, when it comes to Oprah Winfrey, religious figure might not be too far off. According to Lofton, Winfrey is similar to a religious icon in that she employs [...]

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Oprah Wants To Make Over Donald Trump Before Her Show Ends

Oprah Winfrey‘s talk show will end on May 25th of this year. Given that she is Oprah, the stakes are already pretty high, how do you end a twenty-five-year-long run of iconic television and still thrill your viewers? It’s going to be hard to top “Everybody gets a car!” but she is certainly going to [...]

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Michael Vick Cancels Oprah Appearance: Did The Eagles Make Him Do It?

Animal lovers hoping Oprah Winfrey would lay into Michael Vick will have to wait a while—the Eagles quarterback has “postponed” his interview with the talk show host. “After careful consideration, I will need to postpone the taping of the Oprah Winfrey interview,” he said in a statement. “I admire and respect Oprah and hope to [...]

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Oprah Reveals Her Family Secret: She Has A Half-Sister

There has been more speculation about Oprah Winfrey‘s private life than probably any other celebrity. From her close but non-lesbian relationship with Gayle King to her vast fortune to who her father is, the woman has been the target of more rumors than Fleetwood Mac (you’re welcome, the three Fleetwood Mac fans that read this). [...]

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Hugh Jackman Injured In Terrifying Accident On Oprah

Oh. My. God. Now we’re just feeling awful about what we said about Hugh Jackman high-kicking in our Oprah Winfrey-Russell Crowe post yesterday. The Wolverine star made a spectacular surprise appearance on O’ s set down under, sailing in on a flying fox towards front of the Sydney Opera House (as seen in the picture [...]

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Oprah Goes Aussie With Oz’s Favorite Son

When Oprah Winfrey goes to Australia, who else can she hang out with but the most badass Aussie of them all, Russell Crowe? This photo amuses us to no end. We’re not going to make any Orange Oprah comparisons but seeing these too looking all chummy and sailor-like in Sydney makes us go oi? This [...]

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Sad Oprah Wants You To Know She Isn’t Even “Kind Of A Lesbian”

Looks like the lesbian rumors surrounding Oprah and BFF Gayle King are starting to make Oprah lose her cool. In an interview with Barbara Walters, an emotional Oprah declared, “The reason why it irritates me is because it means that somebody must think I’m lying. That’s number one. Number two…why would you want to hide [...]

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What We Learned From The Jackson Family On Oprah

Oprah Winfrey‘s show yesterday featured interviews with Michael Jackson‘s parents, Katherine and Joe, and his children, Prince Michael, Paris, and Blanket. It was pretty fascinating stuff, especially when you compare his well-spoken children who referred lovingly to their father to Joe’s harsh admission that he beat Michael with a belt. Here are some of the [...]

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Oh, To Be In Oprah’s Audience During Her Final Season

Six years ago, Oprah Winfrey told her studio audience “Everybody gets a car!” and created a meme and a mantra all in one, her generosity only overshadowed by the insanity of three hundred people screaming and crying as they were notified of their new rides. Well, now that it’s Oprah’s farewell season she clearly has [...]