On Friday, a rep confirmed that Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were splitting after three years of marriage. Now everyone, including The Gossip Table, is asking, “what went wrong?”
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Love is in the air…or at least William Shakespeare‘s Romeo & Juliet is smack back in the middle of the zeitgeist. Orlando Bloom is currently starring opposite Condola Rashad in a new bi-racial Broadway production of the play and British cutie Douglas Booth will star will break teenaged girls’ hearts in the new film adaptation that opens this upcoming weekend.
So, what is it about Romeo & Juliet that keeps audiences coming back for more? Is it the tragic romance? Is it the beautiful blank verse? Or is it because Romeo is just so darn hot?
From the noble blacksmith in Pirates of the Caribbean to the mighty Elf warrior of The Lord of the Rings, Orlando Bloom has always come across as a man of power … that is, when he’s not terrified of dropping a line. “I could drop lines, somebody else could drop lines, somebody [could get] hurt. … But all of those things are things that feed the juices.”
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These photographs made us crack up so incredibly hard! Taken at the fancypants Vanity Fair Oscar Party, it features the equally fancypants couple comprising Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. They look so statuesque — her in Valentino couture and him, trendy, with his skinny tie — that it is the funniest thing ever that they’re so oblivious to the fact that Jesse Tyler Ferguson is totally stealing their thunder. How is leaping so high? He’s positively airborne. And manic. He gets our vote for best Oscar night photobomb of all time.
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Good lord! That’s the most severe case of Dad ‘Stache we’ve ever seen! Will Ferrell was spotted at Art Basel in Miami this week, wearing what we can only assume is a costume for his upcoming role as a wise old fisherman. Or our uncle from Chicago. Our wise, old fisherman uncle from Chicago. Seeing as how the SNL alum is usually clean-shaven/the star of our elaborate Anchorman-themed fantasies, these photos go to show the devastation a bad mustache can bring to a celebrity’s handsome face. Ferrell obviously isn’t the only one to suffer a terrible lip rug, as our 10 Worst Celeb Mustaches can attest. Michael Cera? James Franco? Mickey Rourke? We don’t know why a line of hair can make so much of a difference, but it does. A terrible, terrible difference.
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We know rich, beautiful, famous people aren’t more likely to have happy marriages; based on literally every celebrity divorce we’ve ever seen, the opposite seems to be true. That being said, we sort of have a crush on the squee-inducing trio formed by Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom and their baby Flynn. As such, we were fairly bummed by a recent rumor that claimed the two were splitsville. “She’s not wearing her ring, and she’s had a lot on her plate,” a source told Famous. “It could be that somewhere along the way her relationship with Orlando may have slipped between the cracks.” Well, looks like Miranda must have accidentally dropped her ring in the toilet before buying a bigger plate (Stars! They are just like us!), because these two are still going adorably strong!
“There is absolutely no truth in the headline or story,” Kerr’s manager Annie Kelly told The Telegraph today about the rumors. Hurrah! So not only are we able to stave off the emotional despair brought on by what seems like weekly celebrity divorces, but we also have an excuse to post pics of Miranda and Orlando’s little family unit? This makes us want to renew our vows right now. Our vows to be quietly obsessed with these three until it becomes borderline creepy.
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Screw June, July and August; April is officially the hottest month of the year! Why? Because it’s the month that brought us searingly sexy ladies like Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker and Rosie Huntington-Whitley. But that’s not all. Today Miranda Kerr steps up to the birthday plate, as the Aussie hottie and Victoria’s Secret angel turns 29 today! She’ll probably be celebrating with celeb husband Orlando Bloom and baby boy Flynn, but we’ll be right here celebrating with some of her hottest bikini photos of all time. Check out the gallery below to see more of her, and her fellow April birthday-mates. Who do you think is the sexiest April baby of all time? Let us know in the poll!
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