What is getting Evan Rachel Wood excited during her pregnancy? Is Orlando Bloom going to revive his career with a theater revival? All this, plus MTV says goodbye to one of its reality stars in a tragic way.
These photographs made us crack up so incredibly hard! Taken at the fancypants Vanity Fair Oscar Party, it features the equally fancypants couple comprising Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr. They look so statuesque — her in Valentino couture and him, trendy, with his skinny tie — that it is the funniest thing ever that they’re so oblivious to the fact that Jesse Tyler Ferguson is totally stealing their thunder. How is leaping so high? He’s positively airborne. And manic. He gets our vote for best Oscar night photobomb of all time.
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Good lord! That’s the most severe case of Dad ‘Stache we’ve ever seen! Will Ferrell was spotted at Art Basel in Miami this week, wearing what we can only assume is a costume for his upcoming role as a wise old fisherman. Or our uncle from Chicago. Our wise, old fisherman uncle from Chicago. Seeing as how the SNL alum is usually clean-shaven/the star of our elaborate Anchorman-themed fantasies, these photos go to show the devastation a bad mustache can bring to a celebrity’s handsome face. Ferrell obviously isn’t the only one to suffer a terrible lip rug, as our 10 Worst Celeb Mustaches can attest. Michael Cera? James Franco? Mickey Rourke? We don’t know why a line of hair can make so much of a difference, but it does. A terrible, terrible difference.
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We know rich, beautiful, famous people aren’t more likely to have happy marriages; based on literally every celebrity divorce we’ve ever seen, the opposite seems to be true. That being said, we sort of have a crush on the squee-inducing trio formed by Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom and their baby Flynn. As such, we were fairly bummed by a recent rumor that claimed the two were splitsville. “She’s not wearing her ring, and she’s had a lot on her plate,” a source told Famous. “It could be that somewhere along the way her relationship with Orlando may have slipped between the cracks.” Well, looks like Miranda must have accidentally dropped her ring in the toilet before buying a bigger plate (Stars! They are just like us!), because these two are still going adorably strong!
“There is absolutely no truth in the headline or story,” Kerr’s manager Annie Kelly told The Telegraph today about the rumors. Hurrah! So not only are we able to stave off the emotional despair brought on by what seems like weekly celebrity divorces, but we also have an excuse to post pics of Miranda and Orlando’s little family unit? This makes us want to renew our vows right now. Our vows to be quietly obsessed with these three until it becomes borderline creepy.
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Screw June, July and August; April is officially the hottest month of the year! Why? Because it’s the month that brought us searingly sexy ladies like Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker and Rosie Huntington-Whitley. But that’s not all. Today Miranda Kerr steps up to the birthday plate, as the Aussie hottie and Victoria’s Secret angel turns 29 today! She’ll probably be celebrating with celeb husband Orlando Bloom and baby boy Flynn, but we’ll be right here celebrating with some of her hottest bikini photos of all time. Check out the gallery below to see more of her, and her fellow April birthday-mates. Who do you think is the sexiest April baby of all time? Let us know in the poll!
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The folks at Forbes certainly know what they’re doing. Usually, we turn to them for the big lists, like the Celebrity 100, the World’s Most Powerful Women or the Hip-Hop Cash Kings. But those take a lot of work, and sometimes, they just need something fast and easy (we’re just assuming here, ’cause you know, we’d never be so gratuitous about our lists). So, they do things like this week’s Hollywood’s Top-Earning On-Screen Couples, which is topped by Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, followed by Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.
We’re very happy to see the Harry Potter and Twilight stars at the top of the list, natch. But it does feel a bit like the editors sat down and said, “What kind of list can we do that will feature the stars of Harry Potter and Twilight, and maybe also Pirates of the Caribbean and Transformers?” They admit themselves that the whole thing is based on numbers from Box Office Mojo (the total earnings from movies with the stars as a couple from the last five years).
Still, here we are, looking at the list. So they’ve hooked us again! We’ll give you the full list below, but also we want to come up with some kind of challenge for the Forbes editors, just to make sure they stay on top of their game. Maybe the next feature should be something like America’s Highest-Grossing Puppet Shows or Top-Earning Subway Mariachi Groups. That‘ll take a little shoe leather.
IT’S HERE! Ok, not quite. Peter Jackson‘s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey will only hit theatres on December 14, 2012, but the first trailer is out, and it looks epic. Lord of the Rings fans know that The Hobbit deals with the story of Bilbo Baggins (played by Martin Freeman in this film) and his quest to reclaim the Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the dragon Smaug. Sir Ian McKellan reprises his role as Gandalf the Grey, and Andy Serkis, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood and Cate Blanchett also makes appearances as Gollum, Legolas, Frodo and Galadriel, respectively. Evangeline Lilly and Luke Evans are also on board playing Tauriel and Bard.
The second Hobbit movie — The Hobbit: There and Back Again — will be out in 2013 and is also directed by Jackson. The film may have been released long after The Lord of the Rings trilogy hit cinemas, but the story is actually a prequel to LOTR. Just watch our inner nerds come out with this one.
Orlando Bloom, you are killing us here! We clearly already have tiny person fever, if our reaction to the sex of Babyonce is any indication, but seeing the Pirates of the Caribbean star smooching his son Flynn is over the line. Do you want us to swoon, Orlando? Because we are thisclose to collapsing in a pile of rainbow hearts and kisses. Oh wait, and you framed your love letters with your model wife Miranda Kerr? Take your tiny little rainboots and your adorable dad sweater and keep on walking.
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After being painted a picture of calm, emotionally gratifying, virtually pain free celebrity baby times, it’s refreshing to hear that model Miranda Kerr childbirth story is exactly like we imagine ours will be. “I actually thought I was going to die at one point and left my body. I kept thinking, ‘How do women do this?’ But if other women have done this, I can do it too. I was determined,” the bride of Orlando Bloom admitted to InStyle about her natural childbirth this past January. “I was looking down on myself Ã¢â‚¬â€œ the pain was so intense.” Yeah, we want to float outside our bodies when have our teeth cleaned. We’d literally travel to the astral plane if we had to go through labor without a half-dozen epidurals.
One reason that Kerr’s birth to baby Flynn was so traumatic is that the kid emerged practically toddler-sized. “[Flynn is] a big baby, 4.5 kilograms [almost 10 pounds] at birth,” Miranda explained. “And I thought to myself, ‘I have so much more that I want to do aside from modeling. I can live with my body not being in shape if I have a healthy son. It’s worth it.’ ” But, as you might of guessed, Kerr is already back modeling for Victoria Secret’s, which is how you know this is still a famous person’s baby story.
Orlando Bloom as a really camp villain in The Three Musketeers? That’s something we have to see! Logan Lerman‘s breathing new life into the character of D’Artagnan and although we have a major soft spot for him, the wardrobe department really needed to give him a better wig. Seriously, guys? That hair is not working and he’s far too pretty to be messed with.
We’re also totally loving the casting choices of Mads Mikkelson and Matthew MacFadyen as well, the latter of whom we adored as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. But what’s really floating our boats is Bloom’s character and his evil partnership with badass assassin Milla Jovovich. Who seems to kick butt in some really pretty gowns, so how can we not be sold? Add a plot to take over Europe and some flying ships and we’re totally giving this movie a shot. Also, will you just look at Orlando’s coiffure? It’s a work of art!