It’s the morning after Valentine’s Day — time to come down off of our snuggly love high and face the harsh realities of real-life relationships. Sometimes they end. But when it happens to high-profile celebrities, more often than not, there’s a hint of over-the-top drama that makes the whole thing incredibly entertaining (yes, we have no souls). Whether they’re royals, politicos, or Hollywood stars, celebs can’t do anything halfway — especially when they know the world’s watching. So even the sad, tragic dissolution of a relationship can be a stage for indulgent excess.
Take Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Their union was tacky enough — trucker hats on the beach, Cheetos at the gas station — but when you factor in rumors of drug use, infidelities, and BritBrit locking herself in bathrooms for days on end — the whole thing because downright gothic. Or what about Governer Schwarzenneger and his pristine Kennedy clan wife, Maria Shriver? Sure, affairs outside of marriage happen all the time. But it’s very seldom that an actual child is fathered — with the family’s housekeeper. The balls on that dude!
Here, we look back at ten of the most ludicrous, shocking divorces in celeb history. Grab your popcorn.
Welcome to the club, Rebecca Romijn! The model-actress is turning heads with her recently unveiled bob, a look that follows the trend of shorter styles seen among prominent female celebrities over the last few days. Proving it’s never the wrong time to go short, Jennifer Lawrence challenged the worldview of Hunger Games fans everywhere when her brand-new haircut arrived online, and Jennifer Aniston‘s new ‘do inspired rumors she’d suffered a Brazilian blowout accident over the weekend (what does that even mean?!).
Happy November gang! Another month, but more importantly, another week has passed. And as time moves on, fortune’s wheel doth turn, and that means it’s time for a new person to have the Best Week Ever. Now, we won’t know who is actually having the Best Week Ever until an all new episode of Best Week Ever airs tomorrow night, Friday November 8, at 10/9 C. Until then, check out these exclusive behind-the-scenes clips where the Best Week Ever cast lets us know whom they’d vote for, and then let us know who YOU think is having the Best Week Ever!
It’s the harvest season, guys! This beautiful autumn weather brings vibrant veggies and glowing complexions to those who eat them. Lea Michele, Olivia Wilde, Carrie Underwood and Pamela Anderson are all self-proclaimed green goddesses who don’t sully their diets with turkey or steak. They’re vegetarians, and they’re proud of it. Whether motivated by sympathy for animals, health consciousness, or a need to fit into a catsuit, these ladies make us want to dig into a giant quinoa salad right now!
It’s not easy to pull off red felt and white fur, but there are a few lucky celebrities out there that manage to look hot in it regardless! Yes, it’s Christmas yet again, the time of the year where we prepare for a large bearded man to break into our homes as we sleep. Wouldn’t it be so much cooler if, for example, Katy Perry were to come down our chimney instead? Or Beyonce?! When famous folks dress up as Santa Claus, it provides a really interesting/weird alternate reality holiday. Or the beginning of a festive porno, depending on how you look at it. Head on down to the gallery below to see 30 Santa’s whose laps you definitely wouldn’t mind sitting on! From Victoria’s Secret Angels like Gisele Bundchen, Heidi Klum and Barbara Palvin, to divas like Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Mariah Carey. So step right up and check out the gallery of the ho-ho-hottest Santas around! It’s not only sexy, it’s tradition!
Dancing With the Stars premiered last night with all the overly spray-tanned faces, judge sniping and glitter we’ve come to expect and love over the past 15 seasons. And the first all-star season of the oft-humiliating franchise took the competition up a notch with winners, finalists and favorites of the past shimmying their way through a tougher scoring system. You know, since every alum is now an expert dancer (except Pamela Anderson, just saying). But no matter how hard everyone worked, someone has to go home tonight. So let’s break down the good, the not-so-bad and the ugly from the dance floor and see if we can predict which DWTS alum will be having the first last dance.
Emmitt Smith & Cheryl Burke
The Football Hall of Famer —”Twinkle Toes” to you DWTS fans — is back! The Season 3 winner closed the premiere episode with a cha-cha that placed him and Cheryl at the top of the leader board. Even Len, who had been particularly reluctant to throw out praise all night said their performance was, “the last dance of the evening and the best.” Score: 24.5/30 Read more…
Dancing With The Stars has announced the line-up for this fall’s all-star season, and they’ve got all your favs! And, well, a lot of your not-so favs! The celebs signed on for some fancy footwork include Joey Fatone, Gilles Marini, Bristol Palin, Pamela Anderson, Kelly Monaco, Shawn Johnson, Kirstie Alley, Helio Castroneves, Drew Lachey, Emmitt Smith and Apolo Ohno. Sadly, George Clonney’s lady Stacy Keibler won’t be returning for another round, but maybe you can just picture Joey Fatone in a plunging sequined number? You’re already doing it, so why not keep it going?
she told a Television Critics Association panel today. Thanks, Yahweh! Our question is: are there any names you are already dying to see back on the dance floor? Alternatively, anyone you’d rather see dance their way out of the studio, into a cab and back to their own apartments where they won’t be bothering anyone come September 24? We know there’s at least one; we can sense your eyes rolling.
For over three decades, Pamela Anderson has remained an aesthetic fairytale to pubescent boys. No stranger to surgical enhancements, Pamela has body parts that seem to defy the laws of physics. Although a Canadian brunette by birth, the lovely Ms. Anderson went on to become the ultimate California girl with her permanent tan, bleached blonde hair and astonishingly large chest. Her jaw-dropping looks have earned this sun-kissed bombshell a place on the cover of Playboy more times than any other woman in the magazine’s history and have made her a household name. Clearly whatever this girl is doing is working for her.
As Pam turns 45 today, we take a look back at how her looks have evolved throughout the years, and we gotta say, she has come a long way since her Baywatch time. Her slow-mo beach run may have made her an icon, but her multifaceted career as an actress, model, writer and producer has kept her in the public eye. Never ceasing to make headlines with stories of her skimpy fashion choices, animal rights activism, tumultuous love interests, and hepatitis C troubles (gasp!), Pam has truly become one of Hollywood’s favorite bad girls with a heart of gold. She can still dress in almost non-existent outfits and still definitely knows how to party.
Happy Birthday, Pam! We hope you keep on living the California dream.
Paul McCartney may be turning 70 this year, but “the cute Beatle” still has no trouble attracting the ladies! Dozens of stars turned out on Friday for the L.A. premiere of Macca’s “My Valentine” music video, which the pop legend directed himself! Kristen Stewart put in an appearance, but seemed to have left her rebel roots at home as she made an entrance in a super preppy skirt and blazer. We wonder what her rock ‘n’ roll godmother Joan Jett, who showed up wearing her trademark punky black leather, must have said. But that’s just the tip of the A-list iceberg. Gwen Stefani, Miranda Kerr, Reese Witherspoon, Gwyneth Paltrow, Zooey Deschanel, Pam Anderson…will the hotties never cease? Beatlemania is alive and well, folks. Check out more in the gallery below!