
Almost a decade ago, lil’ Aaron Carter was in a Disney love triangle with Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan. Now Aaron is going off to OK! Magazine about how much Lindsay deserves that SCRAM bracelet. “They are going to make an example of you now, Lindsay, and you deserve it. You don’t get in the car with two people and go chasing after your assistant going a hundred miles an hour down PCH. I don’t know what to say about it anymore. I’m pissed!” Not that he’s had a chance to tell her. “I haven’t gotten a chance to talk to her because she knows that if I did, I’m the only one who would be real because her to everybody else [is], ‘Oh, Lindsay! You’re a star!’ Not me. I’ve been doing it my whole life, sweetheart. I don’t need you. There were times when you needed me, so don’t forget that.” No word on how many times he snapped his fingers during this rant, but we count at least five potential opportunities.
Though Carter now claims to be healthy, clean and living in Miami, some of his statements don’t exactly a sober mindset. For one thing, he’d really like to hook Lindsay back up with everyone’s favorite deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan. “Michael Lohan is a very good man. He was thrown under the bus very bad by that family. It takes a man to keep a family strong sometimes.” We’re also a little skeeved by how he likes to remember Lindsay. “She used to stand outside the gates of my concerts to get in and I would let her in when we were dating—when the only thing she did was Parent Trap. 30,000 girls outside my concerts and she was in the front, waiting to get in.” Nothing creepy about a 22-year-old crowing about how a preteen ex used to wait for him. Nothing creepy about that at all.
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