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Adele, Rihanna, Jessie J Get Cheeky At Brit Awards

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We have a theory: Adele and the Brit Awards producers must have known that no one would treat “Adele wins” as a big headline-worthy deal this week, after she swept the Grammys last week. So they purposely cut her off during her acceptance speech, and she flipped them the bird. Yep. That worked! The triumphant [...]

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Adele Denies Reports That She Has A Sex Tape

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Rumor has it that Grammy conqueror Adele really made a sex tape. Could it be true? Is there video footage of her rolling in the deep? Setting fire to the sheets?! Chasing pavement!?! We don’t even know what these puns mean anymore. But that’s OK, because apparently none of it’s true. Paparazzo Jean-Claude Elfassi published [...]

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Adele Is One Beautiful “Bitter Witch” On The Cover Of Vogue

Adele’s Vogue cover is so dreamy, what with her amazing cleavage and gigantic eyelashes, that we’re going to ignore the obvious Photoshop nip tuck they gave her torso. Seriously, who do they think they’re fooling? We know what Adele’s arms look like: ours. We’re also going to ignore the singer’s promise never to write a [...]

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Grammys Red Carpet Hair: Colorful, Wild And Totally Wrong

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We certainly would never want folks at the Grammys to go all Oscars sophisticated in the style department. We like our musicians unpredictable. At the same time, we feel really bad for any short person stuck sitting behind the massive hairstylings of Diana Ross or Corinne Bailey Rae. And we are not entirely sure we [...]

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Karl Lagerfeld Says Adele “Fat” Comment Was Taken Out Of Context

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We stand corrected: Karl Lagerfeld does care if we think he’s a mean old man. After the general outcry over his statement that Adele is “a little bit fat” in Monday’s Metro, he spoke to the global newspaper again on Wednesday to apologize clarify. “I’d like to say to Adele that I am your biggest [...]

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Adele Shares The Gory Details Of Her Vocal Cord Surgery

Adele has been out of commission since undergoing throat surgery back in November, but she’s back and better than ever and excited to share all the icky medical details. “It felt like someone put a curtain over my throat,” the “Set Fire to the Rain” singer tells Anderson Cooper in her upcoming 60 Minutes interview [...]

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Karl Lagerfeld Isn’t “That Human” And Other Krazy Metro Kuotes

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As offensive as Karl Lagerfeld’s much-booed quote in yesterday’s Metro about Adele being “a little too fat” may be, we also find his off-kilter, blunt philosophies totally entertaining. Maybe even refreshing. Does he care what we think of him? Of course. Every inch of his image and persona are so carefully crafted that we listen [...]

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Is Adele Back To Work Already?

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With a years worth of cancelled U.S tours, we thought that Adele was going to drop off the radar for a while and recuperate from throat surgery.She also told Billboard that she wasn’t putting a third record out any time soon, revealing, “I’m really looking forward to some time to do nothing. I imagine I’ll [...]