by (@hallekiefer)

Ke$ha’s New Mouth Ink Tops Our 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos

Ke$ha Mouth Tattoo

Ke$ha, you’ve won again. You always do. Though never with a disturbing orifice tattoo before. “New tattoo!” the singer proclaimed on Instagram, displaying both her new “Suck It!” inner lip tattoo and what appears to be a gold toof. While we need some time to wrap our heads around why and to what purpose Ke$ha would get the inside of her mouth inked (Is it a command? To whom? Is it a reminder? It’s a reminder, isn’t it?), we only needed to see the photo for a millisecond to crown her queen of the bad celebrity tattoos, joining the likes of Gucci Mane‘s ice cream cone face ink and Hayden Panettiere‘s misspelled torso tattoo.

Don’t feel bad, every other famous with an awful tattoo! We probably just don’t know about your mouth art yet. Let us know, please; it’s what Instagram is for. In the meantime, everyone else can take a gander at our worst celebrity tattoo gallery. With Ke$ha at the lead, it looks like ya’ll need to start upping your bad tattoo game…

[Photo: Instagram/Getty Images]

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by (@katespencer)

Brooke Hogan Dishes On Her Boobs, Vagina

VH1’s golden girl Brooke Hogan was interviewed by Howard Stern this morning (yes, we listen every day) and she was surprisingly candid about her family, her boob size, and anal sex. While she wouldn’t reveal her sexual status (she hints to not being a virgin) she did divulge that her breasts are real, and a D cup at that! Mom’s however, are fake (obviously!). Our favorite parts are highlighted below.

Brooke’s take on…

  • Her dad’s girlfriend: She’s “really nice,” and looks nothing like Brooke in person. They two hang out and are friends.
  • Her mom, who’s currently dating the 19-year old pool boy: Brooke hasn’t talked to her mom since May and doesn’t seem convinced her boyfriend Charley is with her for the right reasons. “Why would a 19-year old boy be interested in a 48-year old woman?” she asked. When she posed this question to Linda, her mom replied, “I like my Charley.”
  • Her virginity: Brooke wouldn’t divulge the details of her sex life, but said that she’s not “a slut” and that she believes in love. Yes, she’s 20. She’ll learn.
  • Toilet time: She turns her mic off to go the bathroom when she’s shooting her show. Pooptacular!
  • Those breasts: They are real – and a size D, for damn, girl!
  • Politics: She could not name the current Vice President of the United States. We’re not surprised.
  • Vadge shaving: When asked if she’d trim her hair down there and show it off for a possible Playboy shoot, Brooke gave this confusing answer (which we think we heard right): “That’s like a little lasagna right there. You don’t want that out.” Say what?!
  • Anal sex: Don’t even think about it, Brooke says her butt is “exit only.”

[Photo: GettyImages]