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Chris Brown Wants To Reward And Thank His Rolex-Returning Fan

Hah. He probably heard what we — and countless other people — were saying about him yesterday. Chris Brown, you’re learning! He totally got lucky at the VMA’s when a fan returned his lost $22,000 Rolex to Chris‘ bodyguard. That thing was dripping in diamonds, y’all, and he almost never saw it again because of mistakenly throwing it into the crowd after it came loose. The point is, the fan’s honesty was something so heartening that we felt Chris should’ve gone and met her (it’s a her, we found out today) to thank her for taking care of it, instead of asking his rep to churn out a statement.

We’re happy that he wants to do the right thing now! Chris wants to thank the fan personally now and — this is so cool — give her tickets and backstage passes for his new tour! That’s awesome! The problem is that his bodyguard didn’t get the name of the fan and they’re all hoping she contacts them. So if you’re reading this, super fan, get in touch asap! One good deed really deserves another, eh?

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Chris Brown Gets Lucky When Fan Finds His Lost Rolex

This is a bit of lucky karma for Chris Brown. The singer had a bit of a heart attack at the recent VMA’s when he lost his $22,000 diamond encrusted Rolex. Chris accidentally tossed it into the crowd. How you “accidentally” toss your $22 K watch is beyond us, but the story is that it came loose while he was performing and he tried to toss it aside safely, but missed his mark drastically. But, regardless of his poor aim, the powers that be felt it was fit to reunite him with the watch.

Post Chris’ performance, his bodyguard went into the audience. Hoping against hope that someone would be honest enough to hand it over. And guess what, they did. A fan — and good Samaritan — gave it over immediately. There’s still light in the world, people! We wish that Chris would’ve come over to say thanks personally, but his rep said, “Although Chris did not get to meet the fan, he is very appreciative of the fan’s actions.” Still, an autograph and picture would’ve been nice? We’re not saying that the fan did it for those reasons at all. We’re saying Chris should’ve mosied over to say hi in return for that $22,000 watch! It’s the least he could have done!

by (@missmuttoo)

Report: Chris Brown Caught Yelling Homophobic Slurs Again

So much for Chris Brown apologizing for spewing gay slurs. He was under fire last month for going off on a homophobic rant on some paparazzi saying, “Y’all n—as is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y’all n—as is gay.” He went on a PR campaign afterward, tweeting, “I have total respect for Gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it. #REALS—T”.

Apparently Chris yelled anti-gay slurs loudly during a pickup basketball game in L.A. He got very verbally worked up, reveals a bystander, explaining, “He got really ticked off when things didn’t go his way during the game, saying, ‘That’s gay!’ and ‘You’re a f—got a—!’ to the other players.” The eyewitness also added, “There was no physical contact, but he was verbally aggressive. His demeanor was over the top.” When things didn’t go his way with other plays, he went on about how they pulled “gay” moves.

Psst — Chris, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all!

by (@missmuttoo)

2011 BET Awards Green Carpet: Who, What, Wear

Before we can say anything else, how about Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose getting frisky on the green carpet, huh? The 2011 BET Awards took place at the Shrine Auditorium in L.A last night and the duo looked quite happy wrapped around each other! We’re also loving the Dolce & Gabbana blazer and pants combination Alicia Keys wore to the event and Kerry Washington has our vote with that acidic Michael Kors gown. We also totally expected Nicki Minaj to bring on some full-on cray-cray but it was a half-hearted commitment. We think she actually looked quite pretty in the textured pink dress-tight-boots outfit she was working.

If you want the list of winners, click here, but hint hint: Chris Brown and Busta Rhymes are in there. Also spotted were folks like Nelly, Ne-Yo, Mary J. Blige, Jill Scott (love her) and the Smith kids — Jaden and Willow. Of course, Willow’s pal Justin Bieber was there too. Was there any ground breaking fashion? No, but everyone looked really comfortable which is quite a change! Having said that, we would like to forget all about Amber Rose’s shredded catsuit forever. Take a look at our gallery for all the action!

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Chris Brown Apologizes To The Public (Again) For Using A Homophobic Slur

This is getting to be a pattern for celebrities. They go off on homophobic or other rants, realize they’re not funny at all, get two bucketloads of  c—p from people and then promptly apologize, hoping it’ll all go away. Tracy Morgan did. The current reigning champion of this behavior is Chris Brown, who happens to be a repeat offender. We reported the story yesterday, where Brown used gay slurs on paparazzi after they were crowding him because of his illegally parked car. Brown went off on the cameramen, saying, “Y’all n—as is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? Y’all n—as is gay.” By the “call them” he meant calling the police — Chris thought they were trying to get a story by phoning the police about his car.

But that’s not the story here. The story is about how exceedingly stupid Chris is for his choice of words and attitude. Considering this was a completely spontaneous act, it goes to show how his opinions are skewed, doesn’t it. What makes it even more offensive is how Chris thinks a throwaway apology is enough to get him by. Chris tweeted, “I have total respect for Gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it. #REALS—T”. Sure, Chris. Notice how he isn’t even trying? It’s such a blatantly insincere statement that it’s actually laughable. Fans of his we are most definitely not.

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Seriously NSFW! Chris Brown Naked Picture Leaks Online!

That’s way more of Chris Brown then we thought we’d ever see. A full-frontal naked picture of Chris has leaked online, and it seems like an ex-girlfriend is responsible. No, we’re not pointing fingers at Rihanna! The picture has a tattooed, newly blonde Chris taking a photo of his buck-nekkid self in front of a mirror. There’s no word on whether the supposed ex plans to leak anymore pictures! And later on this month, his new album F.A.M.E. will be dropping. Well Chris, you’re f.a.m.o.u.s for more reasons than you would have ever thought.  [Photo via Buzz Feed]

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Chris Brown Is Blonde Now, For Reasons That Are Beyond Us

Early in the AM yesterday, Chris Brown tweeted a message that read, “look at me now” along with a photograph. Now we assumed that the picture would entail him doing some celebrity posturing, but how incredibly wrong we were. Nothing could have really prepared us for this. Chris has dyed his hair blonde. It’s a close cropped style, but definitely extremely blonde, as you can see from the snap above.

One might naturally deduce that the new ‘do is a precursor to his new album, F.A.M.E releasing on March 22nd, but it still doesn’t prevent the why, Chris, why? What is it about F.A.M.E that inspired this? Because we’re already thinking about not giving it a listen for obvious reasons (he’s not exactly the most popular punk on the scene still). He’s just helping cement that decision. Because if an album is in any way responsible for such a bad decision, we’re totally giving it a miss. We still have to ask, though — what do you think of the newly blonde Chris?

[Photo via Twitter]

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Rihanna Asks For Restraining Order Against Chris Brown To Be Lowered

Considering the Grammy’s are coming up, this news is to be expected, but the outcome is a bit surprising. Chris Brown has a restraining order on him because of Rihanna, thanks to that awful beating episode two years ago that shocked the world. Two weeks ago, Chris appeared in an L.A court to have the restraining order removed. His lawyer Mark Geragos told the presiding Judge Patricia Schnegg, “It makes it difficult at awards shows and such.” Well, excuse us for saying boo-hoo.

This is the bit that’s surprised us because Rihanna’s now asked for the restraining order against Chris to be lifted, in accordance with his plea. It’s been two years since the attacks so the wounds must have healed. But smart girl that she is, she’s asked the order to go down to level one—protecting her from “harassment”—and not dropped completely. That way, Chris can do his thing at the Grammy’s but not get in her way. It hasn’t been officially granted by Judge Schnegg, but she met with Rihanna’s attorney David Etra to discuss the changes.

This isn’t the first time Rihanna’s asked to lift the ban against Chris. She tried two years ago, but that was when rumors that they were planning to get back together were floating about. Can’t blame the girl for being confused! Same charges, same dropping to level one, and the assault happened right after the Grammy’s… talk about deja vu!