
We’re embarrassed to admit that a few hours ago we knew very little about Zooey Deschanel, but when did not knowing about something ever stop a gossip blog from sharing its opinion? Our dislike for “kooky,” “zany” Zooey first came about when we watched her star in the mainstream flop Failure to Launch, and found her character to be so annoying that we dismissed her on the spot. An actress with a Valley Girl accent trying hard to be quirky in a Hollywood blockbuster? Not appealing. We realize Zooey was decent in Almost Famous and Elf and it could have been the script’s fault, but we’re having an irrationally hard time letting it go.
Now Zooey is starring in (500) Days of Summer (out on Friday), which scored a phenomenal 95% on Rotten Tomatoes’ tomatometer and is being dubbed this century’s Annie Hall. Allegedly, Zooey is brilliant as Summer, an “aloof” and “unconvential” girl who doesn’t believe in committed relationships and thus crushes a guy’s heart. Excuse us, but isn’t this her acting schtick? We’re tempted to label her a one-trick pony, but we’ve just learned that she’s also in a not-too-bad band (again, we’re behind!) called She & Him (bad grammar on purpose, how wacky!) with indie star M. Ward. She not only sings and plays the piano but also the banjo (so hip and now!) as well as the xylophone and ukulele (too quirky for words!). And don’t get us started on the fact that she’s married to Death Cab For Cutie‘s Ben Gibbard, a match made in indie heaven.
Even the origin of Zooey’s name is preciously idiosyncratic — her Hollywood cinematographer father named her after the male protagonist of J.D. Salinger‘s Franny and Zooey. But the icing on the cake has to be that Zooey knits, crochets and bakes, according to a recent New York Times article, which also claims: “In person Ms. Deschanel is exactly as indie darling as her fans would hope.” Ugh. Zooey, your quirkiness is killing us. We kindly ask that you chop off your indie bangs, exchange your vintage clothes for sweats, go to the damn mall, and eat a Whopper at Burger King. Or wait. Would that be considered an act of irony? Never mind. We’ll probably fall in love you like the rest of the nation once we see your new flick anyway.
Browse pictures below of America’s newest It Girl, including shots of her in upcoming issues of both GQ and InStyle. And see video clips of her work after the jump. [Photo: GQ]
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